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Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Paul Verhoeven
Philip K. Dick
Ronald Shusett
Dan O'Bannon
Gary Goldman
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rachel Ticotin
Sharon Stone
Ronny Cox
Michael Ironside
Marshall Bell
Mel Johnson Jr.
Michael Champion
Roy Brocksmith
Ray Baker
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Total Recall

(1990)
175 reviews
Film rated 3.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.6 / 5)
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Arnie picks his nose.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (30)   
Cox, but little Dick.
demonic 
  Vote (22)   
Arnie can't remember dick.
Ali 
  Vote (19)   
Martians fidget with midget.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (18)   
Three tits make film.
Obie 
  Vote (17)   
Arnie's nostril surprisingly flexible.
Paddy C 
  Vote (16)   
Ungovernable freaks support Schwarzenegger.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (16)   
Arnold visits Mars bar.
ZR 
  Vote (16)   
Arnie remembers it wholesale.
Montacute 
  Vote (14)   
Sale of three titties.
transitionality 
  Vote (13)   
'Stone'd governor gets recalled.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (13)   
Strife on Mars.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
Arnie! Hookers! Mars Bar!
Airbolt 
  Vote (12)   
Rat steals Arnie's snot.
Sean 
  Vote (11)   
Schwarzenegger's 'Recall' campaign succeeds.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (11)   
Schwarzenegger recalls Gray (matter).
GHcool 
  Vote (11)   
Mars holds Arnies Bounty.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (11)   
Arn earns Kuato's kudos.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (9)   
Arnold hands Mars Air.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (9)   
Arnie remembers getting Stoned.
Chris C 
  Vote (8)   
Envoy's sweat betrays conspiracy.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Elective recall, Arnold wins.
pizza 
  Vote (7)   
Mars girl's tri-breasted.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Nobody recalls a script.
knoops 
  Vote (7)   
Arnie's used to recalls.
shoon 
  Vote (6)   
Four tits, one's Arnie.
MattCFC 
  Vote (5)   
Arnie's boogers are traceable.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (5)   
Arnie dragged to Mars.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (5)   
The Brawn Identity.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Arnold expedites divorce proceeding.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Mars jars Arn's cairns.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (5)   
Arnold nose the truth.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
The best vacation never.
Don Bagley 
  Vote (5)   
More atmosphere than talent.
Spurting 
  Vote (5)   
Midget prostitute uzi's pub.
hiplingo 
  Vote (4)   
Palm, Air.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Governator's recall initially faulty.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Michael misses massive muscleman.
MobeusI 
  Vote (4)   
Eye-popping Mars effects.
Chris Stringer 
  Vote (4)   
Conan the Martian.
lindsa 
  Vote (4)   
The Hauser Identity.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (3)   
Stomach eruption = freedom fighter.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Melting ice oxygenates planet.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Extra memories. Extra mammaries.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Schwarzenegger cross-dresses!
randall 
  Vote (3)   
Sci-fi that's best forgotten.
Nasher 
  Vote (3)   
Arnie meets three breasts.
Mark8884 
  Vote (3)   
Arnie shoots Sharon. Yes!
big g 
  Vote (3)   
Cohaaegen steals 'da aaehar'.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
Arnold's gas saves Mars.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Memory, Mars, McCoy, mutants.
Stalean 
  Vote (2)   
Dick's story recalled, poorly.
veloc 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie has mind-fuck.
Blackmoon 
  Vote (2)   
Lost identity. Found atmosphere.
Bulldog 
  Vote (2)   
Actually, nobody recalls anything.
Lord Sinn 
  Vote (2)   
3 Tits and Cox.
daveyboyUSA 
  Vote (2)   
Tale of three titties.
BoneSawMcGraw 
  Vote (2)   
Three tits and Dick.
NeoTOM 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie gives explosive head.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Mutant foetus actually prophet.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (2)   
Hi-tech booger looks painful.
Nick 
  Vote (2)   
Ironside kills erotica gallumbits.
Markandlain 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie becomes towel head.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Ironside pierces 3 nipples.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Recall participants getting totalled.
Near-Top F.W.F.... 
  Vote (2)   
Probe in Arnie's proboscus.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Sharon kicks Arnie's stones.
Tilde 
  Vote (2)   
Martian hooker udderly titillating.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Arnold cranks air supply.
spyderman 
  Vote (2)   
Arnold recalls himself.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (2)   
Mars vacation goes awry.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Pliers pull nose nugget.
tpat 
  Vote (2)   
Mars mind vacation forgotten.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Recall reboots Arnie's motivation.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Can't forget red planet.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold faces recall.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold's forgettable galactic quest.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie has fake head.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie's holiday snap.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Stone pretend perfect wife.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie's head almost explodes...
andy w 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie's Martian vacation nightmare.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Blatant 'johnnycabs' product placement.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie 'picks' Dick's flick.
charlie 
  Vote (1)   
Governator aerates Mars.
Anonymous  
  Vote (1)   
Love Wounds and Mars
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Awnald tosses midget woman.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie forgets, redials, recalls.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie's atmospheric Mars trip.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Is Arnie just dreaming?
Iain Alexander 
  Vote (1)   
Sharon Stone kicks ass.
naughtyfrog 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold sees three boobs.
mrbishop 
  Vote (1)   
Schwarzenegger plays Popeye.
Rocat 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie kills entire planet?
Bavvy 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie 'bugged' by boogers.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Tit trio steals show!!
Cheeky_Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Hauser Your Memory?
daveyboyUSA 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie picks electronic booger.
Distant Angel 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie armed and asleep.
Jimbo 
  Vote (1)   
Prostitute displays 'triple' Ds.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
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