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Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Barry Sonnenfeld
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Robert Gordon
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Rip Torn
Tommy Lee Jones
Thomas Rosales Jr.
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Men In Black II

(2002)
101 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.9 / 5)
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Aliens, Smith and Jones.
noncentz 
  Vote (68)   
Tommy Lee goes postal!
Tori 
  Vote (28)   
Alien workers go postal.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (27)   
Hitch's guide to galaxy.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (24)   
Shalhoub loses head, again.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (19)   
J after K.
TitanPa 
  Vote (15)   
Jones, Smith Black again.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (15)   
The Muppets take Manhattan.
Lori 
  Vote (13)   
Postal workers go alien.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
MAJOR bug in subway.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
MJ alien? No surprise.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (8)   
Why 2, K?
demonic 
  Vote (8)   
The new 'Black'.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
American mail system explained.
Batty 
  Vote (7)   
Michael Jackson: alien spy???
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (6)   
Should've errased audiences mind.
Mark8884 
  Vote (6)   
Spectral K?
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Men In Black hijacked.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Lara Flynn Coil.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Egos in black back.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Aliens, Smith, Jones II.
rockfsh 
  Vote (5)   
Dog saves film/ planet.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Liberty flashes forgetful Yanks.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Agents flushed... with embarrassment.
Stalean 
  Vote (4)   
Men In Black, back.
bife 
  Vote (3)   
Welcome Back Blacks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Post-retirement suits K.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
Men IIn Black.
Obie 
  Vote (3)   
Agents rip Torn free.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (3)   
MIB should be MIA.
shane 
  Vote (3)   
K's retirement temporarily suspended.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
K's OK, hooray!
beluga 
  Vote (2)   
World's only hope: Postman.
The Person who... 
  Vote (2)   
Jones shoots up...again.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Mailman given letter back.
Stacky 
  Vote (2)   
J's girl takes off.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
'J' falls for princess.
jd 
  Vote (2)   
MIB save Earth again.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
MIB Boyle up trouble.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Memories taken at Liberty.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Postal worker battles aliens.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Alien worm lances Boyle.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Liberty points to star.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Smith requires new agent.
Nasher 
  Vote (1)   
Boyle eats men alive.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Ball-chinian gets nadgers smacked.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Jones going postal, delivered.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
MiB goes to dog.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
Alien fighters return, sillier.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Tommy's back in black.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Smith battles galactic model.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
J re-employees K.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
J un-zaps K.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Recycled, Fiorentinoless, lackwitted yawner.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Jones gets a Boyle.
Animagess 
  Vote (1)   
K in blue, black.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
MIB return, shouldn't have.
malkolm 
  Vote (1)   
Pug helps hunt 'bug'.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (1)   
Knoxville has two heads.
GT 
  Vote (1)   
Lara Flynn- thin alien.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (1)   
Dog: Men's best friend.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Same jokes, less laughs.
David Muir 
  Vote    
Neuralized director forgets plot.
ChrisHH 
  Vote    
Subway worm eats Boyle.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Frank wears a suit!
question mark 
  Vote    
Worm guys play twister.
The Nige 
  Vote    
Tommy, Will get Boyles.
videoblackbeard 
  Vote    
MiiB: new and busted?
SiliconHero 
  Vote    
Will, Tommy Black again.
Face 
  Vote    
Lingerie model threatens humanity.
calmer 
  Vote    
Dawson's up alien creek.
freewalk 
  Vote    
Smith raps with dog.
kolo 
  Vote    
New agent, talking dog.
No 
  Vote    
Pug saves the planet.
homunculus 
  Vote    
K back, earth claps.
Markdkny 
  Vote    
Jacko portrays alien.
Anonymous  
  Vote    
Worms get lung cancer.
risingstar1919 
  Vote    
Men in Shades. Return.
mr_kit 
  Vote    
Aliens addicted to caffeine.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote    
MIB mob reemploy K.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Lockers hold different worlds.
TitanPa 
  Vote    
Flynn-Boyle gets enhanced.
megbaggins 
  Vote    
Kay must remember clues.
Puzzgal 
  Vote    
Anorexic alien attacks agents.
Just Because 
  Vote    
J falls in love.
kather*ne 
  Vote    
Pooch's prattle steals scenes.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Geriatric postmaster saves world.
Mikey 
  Vote    
Alien mayhem. Mediocre movie.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote    
K better off mailman.
Troffgopher 
  Vote    
MiB misfires against Boyle.
dlanod 
  Vote    
K becomes black again.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Big plant, tiny underwear.
strycreativ 
  Vote    
Mail run by aliens??
knoops 
  Vote    
Tommy bashes chin-bollocks!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
Lady Liberty neuralizes NYC!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
Sexy Serleena seeks Light.
morph 
  Vote    
Worm eats Subway sandwich.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Talking dog upstages Smith.
h 
  Vote    
Aliens unearthed, mammalian mirth.
softsofa 
  Vote    
Dominatrix Boyle. Rest derivative.
Brian Z 
  Vote    
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