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Comedy, Drama, Romance
Steven Shainberg
Erin Cressida Wilson
Steven Shainberg
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James Spader
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jeremy Davies
Lesley Ann Warren
Stephen McHattie
Patrick Bauchau
Jessica Tuck
Oz Perkins
Amy Locane
Mary Joy
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Secretary

(2002)
160 reviews
Film rated 4.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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Privates secretary.
Larry 
  Vote (5)   
Spanks for the memories.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote    
Spader hit and miss.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Maggie craves dominant dictation.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Spank dat ass, Spader!
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Maggie's behind at work.
demonic 
  Vote (6)   
Maggie Gyllenhaal's new carear.
Larry 
  Vote (7)   
Gyllenhaal stands corrected.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (13)   
Maggie's a superior inferior.
MguyX 
  Vote    
SUBMIT: My r�sum�.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Mistakes make James Spader.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Gyllenhaal's brand spanking new.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Maggie asscertains her position.
Larry 
  Vote (8)   
Notes taken. Notes escape.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Take a Licking, Darling.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
Clerical errors induce spankings.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Spader's woman, typist casting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Maggie: box, office, hit?
ci�nas 
  Vote (18)   
Puts 'ass' in assistant.
Larry 
  Vote (19)   
James Spader hits bottom.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Spader dictates Maggie's meals.
Tori 
  Vote    
Typing errors bring punishment.
Tori 
  Vote    
Spader punishes mousy secretary.
Tori 
  Vote    
Spankin' Spader.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal sticks bum out.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Self-mutilatrix gets spanked.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Gyllenhaal, Spader both masturbate.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Workplace spanking cures typos.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Gyllenhall licks envelope suggestively.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Boss hits on P.A.
Chris C 
  Vote (14)   
House of Stand, Flog.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Spader spanks Maggie, monkey.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Spader masturbates again.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Jake's sister spanked silly.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
James Splayed'er.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Maggie: James Sprayed 'er.
Sean 
  Vote (10)   
Gyllenhaal's bound to serve.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (22)   
Holloway misfit confronts lawyer.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Spader, Gyllenhaal: combatpatible.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (16)   
Gyllenhaal takes dictation: literally.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Maggie tries new position.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (33)   
Secretary - tied at work.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (24)   
Self-spanking with hairbrush.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Maggie Gyllenhaal spanks herself.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Spank happy ever after.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Bride wets herself waiting.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Lawyer's spanking new employee.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (13)   
New temp gets bent.
GMO 
  Vote (1)   
Naughty Maggie likes spankings.
jillbug 
  Vote (2)   
Maggie's addicted to smack.
Moviebuff 
  Vote (5)   
Gyllenhaal serves Spader sadomasochistically.
turrell 
  Vote (9)   
Cut to the chaste.
DC 
  Vote    
Spader employs 'smack' addict.
Markandlain 
  Vote (10)   
Spader, Gyllenhall's error-tic relationsip.
Markandlain 
  Vote (12)   
Spader's correction methods: counter-productive.
Markandlain 
  Vote (4)   
Office whore and gentleman.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Masochism spices up office.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Red sharpie applies 'Correction'.
tpat 
  Vote    
Typist also gives dick-tation.
Lobo 
  Vote    
Lee ruins wedding dress.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote    
Anal personality hits bottom.
easy 
  Vote (2)   
Swimming in steno pool.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Holloway has Grey time.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Lawyer supports corporal punishment.
tpat 
  Vote (1)   
White-Out saves your ass.
For-ward 
  Vote (11)   
Spader a jerk; jerks.
silly 
  Vote (2)   
Maggie longs correction; fluids.
silly 
  Vote (11)   
Compliant Maggie's secret desires.
silly 
  Vote (4)   
Assistant, boss enjoy sadomasochism.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Typo, no-no, uh-oh, WHACKO!
Eminence Front 
  Vote (11)   
James Bondage.
bennyr81 
  Vote (20)   
Bondage, Domination, secretarial masochism.
The Levitating Nun 
  Vote    
Maggie mistypes, spader spanks.
Bobby G 
  Vote (1)   
Davies should 'spank' here.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Sex, spankings and typewriter.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Spader circles worm repeatedly.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Wite-Out bottle sits unused.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Bondage. James (Spader) Bondage.
The General 
  Vote (9)   
Type-ho.
The General 
  Vote (35)   
The secret(ary) hard-on.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Assistant starts at bottom.
randall 
  Vote (32)   
Gyllenhaal sucker for punishment.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Spelling mistakes 'rubbed' over.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Attorney assaults amanuensis's ass.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Dictation by flagellation.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Sadist, masochist. Perfect match.
juzmcmuz 
  Vote    
Desperate-Lee Seeking Direction.
calmer 
  Vote (3)   
Boss spanks failed suicide.
calmer 
  Vote    
Spader's sexcretary.
el guapo 
  Vote (3)   
Maggie's rump tenderised.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (3)   
Boss hits back space.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (10)   
Maggie wets awaiting wedding.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Spank girl!
deadgirl 
  Vote (2)   
Spader spanks submissive secretary.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Employee: Spader's typo' masochist.
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Dead worm = sex.
MrBenF 
  Vote (1)   
Secretary takes dick-tation.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
60 whacks per minute.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
To serve, with love.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
Secretary gives boss raise.
c dot 
  Vote (2)   
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