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Dune (1984) |
| 98 reviews |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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| Fremen have worm problem. |
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| Book Lynched, Sting stung. |
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| Stoned sandman slays Sting. |
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| Herbert liked, public disagreed. |
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| Blue-eyed Messiah fights, loves. |
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| Baron bested, Fremen frolic. |
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| Worm excreta fuels spaceships. |
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| Spice Stings sandy space. |
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| Lacks book's political intrigue. |
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| Baron direly requires Clearasil. |
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| Sand seduces future emperor. |
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| Arrakis becomes mud planet. |
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| Sting prances in loincloth. |
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| Herbert, Lynch + Giant worms. |
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| Giant slugs navigate space. |
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| Narcotic-induced Messiah complex. |
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| Sonic weapons sound flat. |
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| Screaming blue-eyed Messiah. |
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| Whole planet's got worms. |
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| Worms poop delicious spice. |
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| Muad'Dib controls global worming. |
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| Mentats replace thinking machines. |
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| Spice mutates Guild Navigators. |
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| MacLachlan straddles giant worm. |
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| Herbert's epic, highly compressed. |
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| Sting outacted by scenery. |
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| Ferrer loses intergalactic empire. |
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| MacLachlan deposes emperor Ferrer. |
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| Sci-fi not Herbert forming. |
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| Shai-Hulud�s poop promotes prescience. |
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| Bushy-browed Mentats meditate. |
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| Jessica, Irula: Spice girls. |
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| Sting models shiny codpiece. |
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| Intergalactic 'Lawrence of Arabia'. |
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| Shout shatters Sting's sternum. |
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| Rainfall finally covers Arrakkis. |
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| Spice; the final frontier. |
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| Battle over spicy planet. |
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| David Lynch's 'Weirding Way'. |
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| Little Alia's speedy gestation. |
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| MacLachlan goes worm riding. |
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| Sci-fi meets 'Green Acres'. |
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| Virginia's monologue. Spicy! |
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| Incomprehensible worm related shenanigans. |
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| McLachlan attacks guard worms. |
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| Herbert's classic, poorly Dune. |
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| Herbert deserted and Lynched. |
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| Lynch goes horribly wrong. |
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| Muad'Dib liberates Arrakis Fremen. |
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| Space, guile, spice, Kyle! |
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| Lynch's Stingy sci-fi stinker. |
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| Kwisatz-Haderach passes Gom-Jabbar test. |
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| Herbert's complexity engulfs Lynch. |
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| Atreides heir quenches thirst. |
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| Classic book Lynched, Stung. |
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| Atreides defeats rubber Baron. |
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