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Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Panda learns vegetable roots.
May 28, 2015
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Roots as root vegetable.
May 28, 2015
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Hard core Inner Peace.
May 28, 2015
Scored 5/5
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Tourist, The (2010)
Frank/Pearce gives damn.
May 28, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Tourist, The (2010)
Depp the doddering decoy.
May 28, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Splice (2009)
N.E.R.D.s' f***ed up experiment.
May 28, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
Splice (2009)
Engineered fairy turns male-volent.
May 28, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
Black Swan (2010)
Swan's sanity turns grey.
Feb 3, 2014
Unscored
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Black Swan (2010)
Repressed bisexual becomes swans.
Feb 3, 2014
Unscored
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Avatar (2009)
Jerks make Smurf jerky.
Aug 31, 2013
Unscored
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Bewitched (2005)
Betwitched.
Jun 7, 2013
Scored 3/5
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Jenna thrills and spills.
Jun 3, 2013
Unscored
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Attaining Poise, losing Sparkle.
Jun 3, 2013
Unscored
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Bewitched (2005)
Will's twitchy witch itch.
Jun 3, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Bewitched (2005)
Betwitching nose wins hearts.
Jun 3, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Oz The Great And Powerful (2013)
Prestidigitation to the rescue!
Apr 14, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Lincoln (2012)
Lincoln convinces cabinet, concurrence.
Apr 12, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Ass nailing proves entertaining.
Apr 12, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Sardines swapped for smorgasbord.
Apr 12, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Mayor munches many meatballs.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Mr T wants ice-cream.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Oz The Great And Powerful (2013)
Witches revealed, wizard created.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole (2010)
Avian hOWLocaust orphans avenged.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole (2010)
Orphans overthrow evil owls.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole (2010)
Bad versus good owls.
Apr 11, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Cinematic, Instagramic, Sendak's megalomaniac.
Mar 3, 2013
Scored 0/5
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Snow White And The Huntsman (2012)
Ravenna's ravenous reign reversed.
Jan 20, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Recruit, The (2003)
Spies contract ice-nine fever.
Jan 20, 2013
Scored 1/5
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Recruit, The (2003)
CIA IT in NOC.
Jan 20, 2013
Scored 1/5
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Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie, The (1972)
All about no dinner.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie, The (1972)
Wheeling, dealing but unmealing.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
When dinner became King.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 0/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Pointless monster island adventures.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 0/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Weekend with Wild Things.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 0/5
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Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Brat bosses about beasts.
Jan 9, 2013
Scored 0/5
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(3)
Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Brother Holmes: equally insufferable.
Oct 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Self-indulgent slow motion Sh'lock.
Oct 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Paul (2011)
Bagels not butts, probed.
Sep 14, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Panda! Go Panda! (1972)
Gingerlocks and two bears.
Sep 12, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Arrietty (2010)
The Borrowers turn Japanese.
Sep 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Paul (2011)
Alien debunks probing myth.
Sep 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Paul (2011)
Straight Brit nerds alienated.
Sep 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
Samurai zen cures PTSD.
Sep 5, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Mao's Last Dancer (2009)
Ballet boldness beyond Beijing.
Apr 6, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Mao's Last Dancer (2009)
Defying Mao with dance.
Apr 6, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Mayan brutality confronts audiences.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Spanish poop pirates' party.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Mini monkey, puny Pearl.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Barbosa versus Blackbeard.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Going Postal (2010)
Clacks versus snail mail.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Going Postal (2010)
Ankh-Morpork's postal renaissance.
Jan 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Valentine's Day (2010)
Hathaway with talking dirty.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayans taking hearts, heads.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Valentine's Day (2010)
Kutcher as floral cupid.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Total eclipse spares hearts.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Apocalypto (2006)
Blue Jaguar wins race.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Restoration (1995)
Insanely cast Meg Ryan.
Mar 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Restoration (1995)
Dandy Downey, dedicated doctor.
Mar 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Bloody Orange. Peachy Pink.
Feb 27, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Sparrow is already youthful!
Feb 6, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(2)
BoyTown (2006)
Piss-take of boy bands.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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BoyTown (2006)
'Boys' court MILFs.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Lupine hits The Tube.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Bloody American devours London.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Werewolf creates virtual zombies.
Feb 5, 2011
Scored 2/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
First horizontal werewolf trot.
Feb 4, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Mei And The Kitten Bus (2002)
Hexapuss Bus until maturity.
Dec 17, 2010
Unscored
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Mei And The Kitten Bus (2002)
The Totoro Transport Network.
Dec 9, 2010
Unscored
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Robin Hood (2010)
Nottingham Gladiator.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Rex nags. Heston sags.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Michelangelo's pi�ce de r�sistance.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Michelangelo's head in clouds.
Oct 13, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Inception (2010)
Van flips, none awake?!
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Kenny (2006)
Shit kicking with pride.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Inception (2010)
People dream a Matrix.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Manhattan's one man threesome.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Kenny (2006)
Portrait of a 'plumber'.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Inception (2010)
DiCaprio's dreams gone awry.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Watchmen (2009)
Owl wrapped in Silk.
Aug 21, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Anachronism, The (2008)
Classifying critters? Child's play.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Anachronism, The (2008)
Two kids meet 'squid'.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Invention Of Lying, The (2009)
A truthful world explored.
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Caravans of (pikey) Courage.
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Invention Of Lying, The (2009)
Pants, world on fire.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
Spartan warriors and clothes.
Jun 19, 2010
Scored 0/5
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300 (2006)
300 jocks in capes.
Jun 19, 2010
Scored 0/5
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300 (2006)
Spartan women? Spartan role.
Jun 19, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Box, The (2009)
Push button altruism FAIL.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Box, The (2009)
Actually about 'The Button'.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Box, The (2009)
Diaz gets Pandora's box.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Micmacs (2009)
Scavengers as avenging angels.
May 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Island, The (2005)
Human harvest isn't vegetables.
May 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Island, The (2005)
Bean's 'products' produce beans.
May 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Island, The (2005)
Indeed: Why white jumpsuits?!
May 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Southland Tales (2006)
Venice Rock-ed by Revelations.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Astro Boy (2009)
Cage creates, rejects boy.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Toys (1992)
Factory owes Magritte royalties.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Pandora And The Flying Dutchman (1951)
Dutchman gets Pandora's box.
Mar 31, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Silver fox as fox.
Feb 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Sherlock is boxing clever.
Jan 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(4)
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