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MirrorMask (2005)
Helena through the MirrorMask.
Dec 27, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Labyrinth (1986)
Starring Bowie's dancing balls.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Office Space (1999)
Milton has stapler attachment.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Hybrid probes Beckinsale's navel.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Office Space (1999)
Michael Bolton prefers rap.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Swordfish (2001)
Bookish Berry bares boobs.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Aughra needs a prosthetic.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Even dragons need injections.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Aughra: no oil painting.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Neverending Story, The (1984)
G'mork: scarier than Nothing.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Pod people are potato-heads.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Grenades cure tripod haemorrhoid.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Dying aliens spew Fanta.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (22)   
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Aliens' viral research - inept.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter, The (1990)
Bastian gets empty-headed.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (3)   
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Seagulls power trans-Atlantic flight.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kidman's exotic, elephantine boudoir.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Satine seduces inside elephant.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Drink Absinthe, see Kylie!
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Matilda (1996)
Matilda mindfully moves much.
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Time Machine, The (1960)
Weena - acceptable after use-by.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Time Machine, The (1960)
Morlocks mute. Eloi illiterate.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Oompa Loompas aren't orange!
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Adults make Wonka nauseous.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka's gaudy, technicolour factory.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Children's chocolate horror film.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Chocolat (2000)
Chocolate cures all ills.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Branagh can't sew well.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (13)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
Revolutionary V fries eggs.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride's head maggot inhabited.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Witches, The (1990)
A burp ignites transformation.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Labyrinth (1986)
Bog flatulates Eternal Stench.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Witches, The (1990)
Ugly witch, ugly mouse.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Witches, The (1990)
Don't eat stranger's chocolate.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Canary restores the power.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Barbarella (1968)
Babe Barbarella bonks about.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Barbarella (1968)
Shagpile spaceship is shagadelic!
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Barbarella (1968)
Angel flies despite blindness.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Barbarella (1968)
Orgasm grants angel flight.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (5)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
Evey asks V, 'Why?!'.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (14)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
V fries for Evey.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
V's explosive revolution- timely.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
Viva la re-V-lution!
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Frankenstein sews patchwork DeNiro.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
To Catch a Penguin.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin is nightmare lodger.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Pooch perturbed by penguin.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Feathers McGraw, penguin outlaw.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Brochure inspires machine's skiing.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Gromit pilots flying sidecar.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Cheese allergy? Wallace incompatible.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (10)   
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
'Cap in you' Capulets.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace's diet = brainwashing.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Chocolat (2000)
Lindt wins over Lent.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Barbarella (1968)
Biting dolls shred fishnets.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988)
Transylvanian twirls titty tassels.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
The con artists Grimm.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Avoid becoming pie: LAY!
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Hunger, The (1983)
Aged Bowie not kissable.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Hunger, The (1983)
Eternal youth? Miriam lied!
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)
Elvira's cleavage, almost cleft.
May 4, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)
Pit, pendulum, perving.
May 4, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Madagascar (2005)
Lemur king moves it.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Madagascar (2005)
Lemurs: hyperactive, party animals.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Madagascar (2005)
Madagascar = Lemur Island Rave.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Madagascar (2005)
Lemurs like 'moving it'.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Witches, The (1990)
Wanted: witches' soup taster.
May 5, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Witches, The (1990)
Witches should employ taster.
May 5, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Zoolander (2001)
Bowie checks out 'Fashion'.
May 5, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Zoolander (2001)
Bowie has catwalk cameo.
May 5, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Madagascar (2005)
Rock's butt is bitable.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Madagascar (2005)
Crown upgrade? Add gecko!
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Madagascar (2005)
The Stiller solution - sushi.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith induced trip.
May 7, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (13)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Artificial intelligence. 'Real' boy.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Gigolo Jude? Perfect casting.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Blue Fairy doesn't deliver.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Android thinks he's Pinocchio.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Creature Comforts (1990)
Creatures discuss comforts/otherwise.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Barbarella (1968)
Fonda's fun bags, fondled.
May 9, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Creature Comforts (1990)
Clay creatures waxing lyrical.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Creature Comforts (1990)
Aardman does aardvarks.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Harvie Krumpet (2003)
Alzheimers, magnetised head - linked?
May 9, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Harvie Krumpet (2003)
Faux bus stop placates.
May 9, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Nick Of Time (1995)
Depp's shoe shining savior.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Nick Of Time (1995)
Walken tries Depp puppetry.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Nick Of Time (1995)
Depp's daughter, nicked.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Nick Of Time (1995)
Kidnap, intrigue, shiny shoes.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
'Daisy' ditty during disarming.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (10)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Earth/Jupiter: monolithically linked.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (5)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolithic acid trip.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Child warrior. Child savior.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Manson is refreshingly eloquent.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Sane Manson. Nutter Heston.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore challenges big guns.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore conquers K-mart.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
K-mart puts guns away.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
New account, new gun!
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Mac: brainiac, chicken extraordinaire!
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Hunger, The (1983)
Blade Runner with vampires.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (8)   
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