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Reviews by 'Lindsey K'
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with a total of
585
reviews published to date.
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Animal Farm (1999)
Not so little piggies.
Apr 27, 2008
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Hannibal Rising (2007)
Lil' Hannibal.
Apr 27, 2008
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Atonement (2007)
Briony 1, Robbie 0.
Apr 27, 2008
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Stool kicks Swank's ass.
Apr 5, 2008
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Snake 1, Snape 0.
Apr 5, 2008
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry cheats at potions.
Apr 5, 2008
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Slap Shot (1977)
Hanson goon respects anthem.
Apr 5, 2008
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Slap Shot (1977)
The original Hanson brothers.
Apr 5, 2008
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August Rush (2007)
Finding Freddie Highmore.
Apr 5, 2008
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Atonement (2007)
Moppet destroys James McAvoy.
Apr 5, 2008
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Departed, The (2006)
Rat Matt caps DiCaprio.
Apr 5, 2008
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Turner wins Swann's booty.
Mar 26, 2008
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(1)
Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Fresh Prince of Wallstreet.
Mar 26, 2008
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(3)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp bitch slaps Leo!
Feb 21, 2008
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Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Casey takes kidnapping case.
Feb 21, 2008
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(3)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Caterpillar likes his weed.
May 9, 2007
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(1)
Hills Have Eyes II, The (2007)
Muties outsmart the Army.
Apr 6, 2007
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It Happened One Night (1934)
Colbert shakes a leg.
Mar 29, 2007
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(1)
Air Force One (1997)
Oldman gets off plane.
Mar 11, 2007
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(3)
Running With Scissors (2006)
Scissors: blunt family tale.
Mar 7, 2007
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(2)
Nicholas Nickleby (2002)
Fate smites Smike.
Mar 7, 2007
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Ryder rides Dracula.
Mar 6, 2007
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Infamous (2006)
Capote version 2.0.
Feb 28, 2007
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Jude Bigalow, Robotic gigolow.
Feb 1, 2007
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Brian brings nutritious lunch.
Dec 24, 2006
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(13)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Supes loves his liquor.
Sep 12, 2006
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(1)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Stella yelled hella loud.
Aug 31, 2006
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(3)
The Good Girl (2002)
Rachel hearts Donnie Darko.
Aug 15, 2006
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Dead Zone, The (1983)
Comotose man Walken.
Aug 15, 2006
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(3)
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
Spacey. Savannah. Slaughter. Scandal.
Aug 11, 2006
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Christine (1983)
Christine: King of cars.
Aug 11, 2006
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I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Humping hammy hotties.
Aug 4, 2006
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(1)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Rooney offends all Asians.
Aug 3, 2006
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Clerks II (2006)
Randall professes Dante love.
Aug 3, 2006
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�tre Et Avoir (2002)
Teacher learns little Frenchies.
Aug 3, 2006
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Other Side Of Bonnie And Clyde, The (1968)
Bonnie, Clyde bad= controversial?
Jul 30, 2006
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Igby Goes Down (2002)
Kieran Culkin hearts Kervorkian.
Jul 27, 2006
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Lust In The Dust (1985)
Bartel's treasures, trannies, travesty.
Jul 25, 2006
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Bonnie & Clyde: The True Story (1992)
Bonnie: girl meets gangster.
Jul 25, 2006
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Batman: Dead End (2003)
Joker not the Predator.
Jul 24, 2006
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(1)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Ring of fire fighter.
Jul 20, 2006
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(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
John Smith vs. England.
Jul 18, 2006
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Neverending Story III: Escape From Fantasia, The (1994)
The N3v3r3nding Story.
Jul 17, 2006
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(3)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Empress stretches labor laws.
Jul 17, 2006
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(6)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Brad liberates zoo prisoners.
Jul 14, 2006
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
W stands for warmonger.
Jul 14, 2006
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(6)
Carrie (1976)
Carrie seriously needs Midol.
Jul 13, 2006
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(7)
Barrow Gang, The (1995)
Anthony: Snow Warren Beatty.
Jul 13, 2006
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Batman Vs Dracula: The Animated Movie, The (2005)
Batman imitates Buffy Summers.
Jul 12, 2006
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Ben Hur fires away.
Jul 12, 2006
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Jack Sparrow. Kracken. Skulls.
Jul 9, 2006
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(9)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Citizen Kane for Vogue.
Jul 7, 2006
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(3)
You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown (1985)
Blockhead hits white way.
Jul 6, 2006
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Seabiscuit (2003)
Spiderman's a closet bulimic.
Jul 6, 2006
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(5)
Man Who Laughs, The (1928)
Veidt: human jack o'lantern.
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Venomous Spiderman.
Jul 6, 2006
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(8)
Prince & Me, The (2004)
Danish Prince, not Hamlet.
Jul 6, 2006
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Superman Returns (2006)
Superman III version 2.0.
Jul 3, 2006
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(11)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Hellish puppets disconcert audience.
Jul 1, 2006
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(1)
Capote (2005)
Percy Smith removes Clutter.
Jul 1, 2006
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(5)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Cogsworth: wound too tight.
Jun 30, 2006
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(8)
Aladdin (1992)
Robin: egg blue.
Jun 30, 2006
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(4)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Crazy chick hordes chicken.
Jun 25, 2006
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(6)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Black Coffey cures cancer.
Jun 25, 2006
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(14)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Wallace's briefcase shines on.
Jun 24, 2006
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Spellbound, only interesting.
Jun 24, 2006
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Matchmaker, The (1997)
Leary leers at Garofalo.
Jun 16, 2006
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Little Big Man (1970)
Dustin Hoffman loses reservation.
Jun 16, 2006
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(8)
Heathers (1988)
'Mean Girls' turns murderous.
Jun 13, 2006
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(1)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Crapper caps Russian mobster.
Jun 13, 2006
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(1)
Bee Season (2005)
Spelling earns Dad's love.
Jun 13, 2006
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Break-Up, The (2006)
Lemon shortage causes break-up.
Jun 11, 2006
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(2)
Misery (1990)
Caan in deep cockadoodie.
Jun 11, 2006
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(8)
City Slickers (1991)
Billy Crystal the Kid.
Jun 8, 2006
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(11)
Phantom Of The Opera (1943)
Opera phantom plays violin.
Jun 8, 2006
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Hercules (1997)
Disney animates ancient superman.
Jun 8, 2006
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New World, The (2005)
Batman, Bullseye date Pocahontas.
Jun 8, 2006
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(4)
Batman And Robin (1949)
Wizard up at Bat.
Jun 8, 2006
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(1)
Aladdin And The King Of Thieves (1996)
Aladdin has Daddy issues.
Jun 8, 2006
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Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock's weakness: horny monkeys.
Jun 6, 2006
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Pocahontas (1995)
Pocahontas saves Mel's neck.
Jun 5, 2006
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Zool's out.
Jun 5, 2006
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(23)
For Richer Or Poorer (1997)
Toolman in Amish paradise.
Jun 3, 2006
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(1)
Mulan (1998)
Murphy has dragon breath.
Jun 3, 2006
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(6)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Pedro's cake advances rejected.
Jun 3, 2006
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(6)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Nazi Grandpa turns nasty.
Jun 3, 2006
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(2)
Stand, The (1994)
Rob Lowe's mute. Halleluiah!
Jun 3, 2006
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(8)
Stand, The (1994)
Captain Trips no vacation.
Jun 3, 2006
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(5)
Mad Dog And Glory (1993)
Uma Thurman basically currency.
Jun 1, 2006
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(2)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (1962)
Opera phantom goes British.
Jun 1, 2006
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(1)
Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Joe's death well executed.
May 31, 2006
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(4)
Coming To America (1988)
Dr. Benton sports perm.
May 31, 2006
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(3)
Tarzan (1999)
Clayton well hung.
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Italian Stallion vs. Vietnam.
May 31, 2006
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(6)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Brooks couldn't hack it.
May 30, 2006
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(2)
Ghost World (2001)
Birch gives Buscemi wood.
May 30, 2006
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(6)
Elf (2003)
Buddy uncovers Santa imposter.
May 30, 2006
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(1)
Two Girls And A Guy (1997)
Doubled up on Downey.
May 30, 2006
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(2)
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason takes boat ride.
May 26, 2006
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(2)
Dario Argento's The Phantom Of The Opera (1998)
Opera phantom goes Willard.
May 24, 2006
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