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Not known as Joss
Reviews by 'Kruegerbait'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
665
reviews published to date.
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Vampires Suck (2010)
Sucking unwatchable, unfunny undead.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Frozen (2010)
Wolves eat from highchair.
Oct 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rat Race (2001)
2001. A Race Oddity.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Natural History Of The Chicken, The (2000)
Chicken, Egg. Repeat.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hangover, The (2009)
Groom With A View.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Bear's dinner films itself.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Black Sheep (2006)
Glutton dressed as lamb.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
Alive. Barely Conscious. Dead.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
From A-ok to Zzz.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Christine (1983)
Ve-he-kill.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lords Of Dogtown (2005)
Ollie days in Dogtown.
Jun 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead (2011)
The Evil Deadish.
Jun 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Stretching, stretched, HELLO, relaxing.
Jun 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evolution (2001)
Rinse, shampoo and die.
Jun 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009)
3D flat singing brothers.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Uncut: The True Story Of Hair (2002)
Documanery.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bogus Witch Project, The (2000)
Blair Witch parodied. Pauly.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
The Evil Debt.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Wait A Minute (2008)
Documinutery.
Jun 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eccentricities Of The Wasp And Bee (1922)
Wasps beehaving madly.
Jun 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eccentricities Of The Wasp And Bee (1922)
Beehaviour.
Jun 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Bride. Vroom.
Jun 5, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
High School Musical (2006)
School of Pop.
Jun 4, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Owl Who Married A Goose: An Eskimo Legend, The (1974)
Off-spring is goowlish.
Jun 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fly, The (1986)
Buzz Goldblum.
Jun 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Magnolia (1999)
Pitter-patter ribbit.
Jun 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Midget's Romance, The (1913)
A Very Short Engagement.
Jun 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Three Faces Of Eve, The (1957)
Eves swapping.
Jun 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Cube (1997)
Flee dimensional box.
May 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Canniballads.
May 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(12)
I.O.U.S.A. (2008)
Good documentary. Bad credits.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Buffy has many watchers.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Young At Heart (2007)
Old age pensingers.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Strip Poker (2006)
Bust out.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
OXXXford English Dictionary.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Road To Funny, The (2003)
Road Quip.
May 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Poodle of blood.
May 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Go: A Film About Moby (2006)
Moby Flick.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Big Day Of Fishing (2009)
A day 'THIS BIG'.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999)
Pawball.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor, The (2008)
Emperor raises potty army.
May 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Humanzee: The Human Chimp (2003)
Is chimp upright citizen?
May 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Falling Down (1993)
Douglas's middle (r)age crisis.
May 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Stuck (2007)
Hit and keep.
May 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bestiality (1976)
K69.
May 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Double-D Avenger, The (2001)
Supermammary.
May 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
FeardotCom (2002)
Slash(er), slash(er), slash(er) movie.
May 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ropewalk: A Cordage Engineer's Journey Through History (2008)
History acCORDing to Hagenbuch.
May 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Love Bakery (2000)
Muff in.
May 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Christmas On Mars (2008)
Christmars.
May 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Caws.
May 21, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Hills Have Eyes, The (1977)
Hillkillies.
May 15, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Mist, The (2007)
Smoke scream.
May 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Whobunnit.
May 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bogus prequel.
May 14, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Pies may contain bristle.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore-see-ing hot future.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wordplay (2006)
All words, no action.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Fastest Guitar Alive, The (1967)
Roy Orbistrum.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Soup Industry, The (1915)
Bisque Business.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Animated castle.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Bloodlines: The Dracula Family Tree (2003)
Vamphierarchy.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Air Guitar Nation (2006)
G on air string.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Buffy The Vagina Displayer.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Dentist, The (1996)
Bad teeth. Decay.
May 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Gaffy Duck.
May 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Killer Condom (1996)
The grim sheather.
May 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Tommy (1975)
Tommyrockers.
May 10, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Edward Charcoalward.
May 9, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Kermit's Swamp Years (2002)
Kermit a tad younger.
May 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Cock loves cock.
May 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Downfall (2004)
Fail Hitler.
May 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Wave, The (2008)
Wenger, one week Hitler.
May 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Humpty Dumpty (1935)
WALL-Egg.
May 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Circuit broads.
May 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flock Of Sheep (1901)
Sheep 2,600. Baa none.
May 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
A Baron. Much confusion.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Headli(n)es.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Child's Play 3 (1991)
Third time Chuckie.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Others, The (2001)
The haunting. Curtain etiquette.
May 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ambulance, The (1990)
Emergency vanslaughter.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Minute bandits.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Misty's nude, glorious nude.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Trek crew visit Whales.
May 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)
The Time Latrine.
May 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Midnight Meat Train, The (2008)
Photographer. Tracks. Butcher.
Apr 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Patch Adams (1998)
One liners. Flatliners.
Apr 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)
Dog licks own bolts.
Apr 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Action Hero (1993)
I'll be Jack.
Apr 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Black Sheep (2006)
Ram ewe to death.
Apr 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Memento (2000)
End's ever happy before.
Apr 21, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
(C)hase (G)oes (I)nvisible.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Next Friday (2000)
FrIIday.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
MeOW!
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
A diary. A derriere.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Diet (2002)
Meiners a few pounds.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big (1988)
Major Tom.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Headlass.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006)
Black. Metal.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Soup Industry, The (1915)
Stockumentary.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(6)
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