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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (63)   
Haunted School (1995)
Ghostbusting goonies flee caretaker.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Slugs: The Movie (1988)
Molluscs kill bad actors.
May 11, 2004
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Story Of Ricky, The (1991)
Fight. Bleed. Mutate. Escape.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Horror Express (1972)
Derailed monkey goes apeshit.
May 12, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Killjoy 2: Deliverance From Evil (2002)
Kadja do voodoo.
May 12, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Acne (2003)
Zit's in the water.
May 13, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (7)   
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Dusk. Shit happens. Dawn.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Labyrinth (1986)
Baddie Bowie builds maze.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Vampire Effect, The (2003)
Vampire Kazaf, romances supper.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Suicide Club (2001)
Everyone's dying to join!
May 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Face On The Milk Carton, The (1995)
Kellie Martin: Calcium kid.
May 25, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Revenge Of Billy The Kid (1991)
Gyle's kid's a kid.
May 27, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Young Poisoner's Handbook, The (1995)
Sicko makes sick people.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Gamera 3: Revenge Of Iris (1999)
Iris controls pupil.
May 30, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Obie creates confectionery conflicts.
May 30, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Seedpeople (1992)
Once pollinated, twice shy.
May 30, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... And Spring (2003)
Stoned animals cause tears.
Jun 2, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
People Under The Stairs, The (1991)
Kids in the wall.
Jun 3, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Lake Of Dracula (1971)
Akiko's batty dreams true.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Evil Of Dracula (1974)
Shiraki's new job sucks.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Stuck On You (2003)
Brothers' grim Farrelly tale.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Joe Dirt (2001)
Spade digs for parents.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Eye 2, The (2004)
Eye see quel.
Jun 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Nostril Picker, The (1993)
Fear the bogey man.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Slugs: The Movie (1988)
Shelless snail-paced horror.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Street Trash (1987)
Hobos throw friends penis.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Ju-on: The Grudge (2003)
Toshio peeping creepshow.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Ju-on: The Grudge (2003)
Alone, see kid, dead.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Street Trash (1987)
Venomous drink melts bums.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Ring 0 (2000)
Vicious circle's first clews.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
Misty Mundae goes bananas.
Jun 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Year My Voice Broke, The (1987)
John Duigan's 'Deep Throat'.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Monroe's band has organs.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Walkin' Tolkien puppets.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Thunderbirds (2004)
No strings attached remake.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Twister (1996)
Gone with the wind.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Wrong Turn (2003)
Six teens. Cannibals.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
About Schmidt (2002)
Kathy bathes. The misery.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
12 Angry Men (1957)
Narky dozen.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey no memories.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Dickhead Roberts: Wannabe Star.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale prefers doggy-style.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Dead Drivers Society.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Chopping Mall (1986)
People and prices slashed.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Party Party (1983)
Quentin's man craving badly.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Party Party (1983)
Bad Manners and Madness.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
Kevin McDonald's happy meal.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Sewn mates.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise, disfigured and disillusioned.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Splash (1984)
Hanks smells something fishy.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Thirteen (2003)
Thirteen, unlucky for mum.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Wrong Turn (2003)
Cannibals build own drive-thru.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Capturing The Friedmans (2003)
Mr. Friedman has feelings?
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Don't Look Now (1973)
Red dwarf.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Wrong Turn (2003)
Road to 'Deliverance'.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (8)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler dates goldfish.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Fight Club (1999)
Pitt fighter.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Silly Zuckers scream again.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Sex Kittens Go To College (1960)
Zugsmith's school of pussies.
Jun 19, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Fog, The (1980)
Killers in the mist.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Thing, The (1982)
Researchers become monster mash.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Human roadkill scores points.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Cold. Colder. Colder. Panic.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Chicken Run (2000)
The Kentucky Freed Movie.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Coneheads (1993)
They have a point!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Memento (2000)
Memories, only skin deep.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Game Over: Kasparov And The Machine (2003)
Kasparov's pawn movie.
Jun 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Pajama Game, The (1957)
Day and nighties.
Jun 22, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Society (1989)
Deformed? Join the club.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Spoiler Alert. Ring's destroyed.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Deadly Bees, The (1966)
Francis's B-movie.
Jun 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Lost Boys, The (1987)
Flatliner rises from grave.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Naked Lunch (1991)
Cronenberg's gone to lunch.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Rape Squad (1974)
A bunch of rapes.
Jun 25, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Attack Of The Clones.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey, Carrey and Zellweger.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Near Dark (1987)
Caleb has teething problems.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Criminals show true colours.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Repulsion (1965)
Crackpot Carol sees cracks.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Lawnmower Man: Later years.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Heads off to Burton.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
IPod.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Ed Wood (1994)
King of Cheese- Ed.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Falling Down (1993)
Douglas orders unHappy Meal.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Seance fries Bacon's mind.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Boxing Helena (1993)
Fenn plays bit part.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)
Mounty hunter.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Crash (1996)
Smashing sex.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (28)   
S1m0ne (2002)
00101101 11010100 is sexy.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Dark Star (1974)
Hippies fight space ball.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Man Without A Face, The (1993)
Scars of the Mel.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Beyond, The (1981)
Fulci's meltodrama.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Super Size Me (2004)
McDonalds, fats and figures.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Tom fears cruisefix.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Purple People Eater (1988)
Evil Barney.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot without pantsalot.
Jun 30, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Tale Of Two Sisters, A (2003)
Soo-mi's Stepmother's An Asian.
Jul 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Rocks inch onto stage.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Love Object (2003)
Silicone doll becomes jealous.
Jul 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
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