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Reviews by 'chaypher'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
114
reviews published to date.
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Oliver! (1968)
Fagin's dodgy kiddy collection.
Nov 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore starts Bush fire.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Straight Carrey, twisted Winslet.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Quirky Kate, Jim straight.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Dogville (2003)
Dogging it in Dogville.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Peter Pan (1953)
Wendy wins over weans.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Vikings, The (1958)
Hollywood bastardise Viking warriors.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Whistle Down The Wind (1961)
Kids catch 'Christ' convict.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Batman Forever (1995)
Kilmer catches kitsch Carrey.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Queer as folk singers.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Nuts In May (1976)
Scary, hairy, happy campers.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Point Break (1991)
Surfing wax catches criminals.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lost In Translation (2003)
American insomniacs do sushi.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Dredging depths of suspense!
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman`s wolf fetish revisited.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Shrink needs psychic therapy.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
'I see kiddy stalkers!'.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
28 Days Later (2002)
Anger mismanagement causes epidemic.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Ingenious bra of shells.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Tank Girl (1995)
'Mad Max' with kangaroos.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Wahlberg increases the piece!
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Dead deers, dead queers!
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Satanic Verses get revenge.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Canadians motivated by beer.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Nuts In May (1976)
Countryside campaigners enforce views.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash goes with she-bitch!
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash fights self- literally.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Shop smart- shop S-Mart(yr).
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Mechanical hand, dynamite- GROOVY!!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Dead girlfriends do dancing.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Deadites = ashes to Ash's.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Akira (1988)
Teen tyrant topples Tokyo.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Boy racers with guns.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
X-Men`s unwelcome Victorian relatives.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum's Crack is Doomed.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Future crime, tedious time.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blob, The (1988)
Cream and custard needed!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Bogart picks up bird.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Bogart takes up birdwatching.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Kids do Black Rock!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Camp comics, butch bandits .
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Airconditioner broken = hot heads.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Buffalo Bill gets Bride-led.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Army Cruise gets shanghaied.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Monkeying around with time.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1966)
Camp, caped crusaders- KAPOWW!
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Heston pisses off Moore.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hulk (2003)
Ang likes split screens.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie`s back- again (again!).
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride takes blood-bath!
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma paints town red.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp gets drunk Knightley!
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Hamilton compresses cyborg's data.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Flying fenders, big suspenders!
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Daredevil (2003)
Novel fight/ chat-up scene.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Superman III (1983)
Superman up-staged by techie!
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Hangs up cape, finally!
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark's extended player.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro aint de negro!
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Exorcist, The (1973)
Floating beds, revolving heads.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Man Called Horse, A (1970)
Soldier gets suspended.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man Called Horse, A (1970)
Harris gets nipple-piercings!
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Village Of The Damned (1960)
Creepy kids control community.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mississippi Burning (1988)
Murderous Yanks close ranks.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Reynolds runs on empty.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
If... (1968)
Kids rebel, teachers expel.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Flawless victory? Sub-zero quality!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Batman Returns (1992)
Cats, penguins vs bats!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Malenkies in right horrorshow!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Devils, The (1971)
Olly burns in hell!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
JFK (1991)
Magic bullet hits mark.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Big dumb Indian pretending.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack's asylum high-jinx.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shining, The (1980)
Wendy whines, Danny shines.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shining, The (1980)
Johnny grinds his axe!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack's no dull boy!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Jedi father forces hand.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Rebels lost in woods.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl less than super.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Superman II (1980)
Superman`s super match, tripled!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Pre-menstrually tense post-feminism.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
TRON (1982)
Bridges bytes off bits.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shining, The (1980)
Chilling perfomance by Nicholson.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's rewritten Scottish history.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson gets historic freedom.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Roth deceives, Keitel believes.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Ginger tosser gets revenge.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Trainspotting (1996)
Edinburgh junkies trip out.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay Pacino banks hostages.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bruce's breakfast kills Travolta!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks tries black magic.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Flintstones pet gets cloned.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Heston hates hairy humanoids.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Signs (2002)
Aliens bored to death!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Curtis steals Arnie's thunder.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows (2000)
Lost in woods. Again.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
'Seven Samurai' reworked, apparently.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Dumb dudes, clever comedy.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman (1989)
The Joke(r)`s on Keaton.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
George Lucas's phantom script.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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