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Reviews by 'Benager'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
241
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Blow (2001)
The mis-stakes are high.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Maculate conception, direction, reception.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Meet Joe Black (1998)
Hopkins meets slooooow Death.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cobb (1994)
Cobb's asshole record unbroken.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Gods And Monsters (1998)
Has-been pines for planter.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Penn into musical asshole.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jaws (1975)
Shark rattles and rolls.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Royal llama boogies anew.
May 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Movie: bucket-full of sugar.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Henry V (1989)
Machiavellian monach minces monsieurs.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Player, The (1992)
Rotten Robbins rubs writer.
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Ratty teen-age movie, malled.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Costner taxes Capones strength.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Brittish knights, Arabian nights.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Potty-mouthed pot-heads do LA.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Tarantino Brown-noses has-beens.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Evita (1996)
No-one cries for Madonna.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Writer asleep at wheel.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(9)
U Turn (1997)
Penned up in town.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Wise-ass, tight-ass do Chicago.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Merry men, little merriment.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
BUSHy Bobby brain-washes electorate.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
DeNiro wags, wacks Hoffman.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Neighbors necessitate burbed-wire.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Spooky samurai slays stereotypes.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Cornered Cage creates CARnage.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Spaceballs (1987)
Ingroined Schwartz conquers universe.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Se7en (1995)
Kevin's kills gives chills.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Nixon (1995)
Dick in a pickle.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Needful Things (1993)
Dastardly devil delivers doodads.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Nobel mind wins big.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Lestat Cruises, Pitt loses.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Iron Giant, The (1999)
Diesel drives docile droid.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Bug bugs, overthrows system.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Secretive service selects Smith.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Identityless amnesiac escapes assassins.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)
Priscilla, queen of Drebin.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dogma (1999)
Angels' salvation, mankind's damnation.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pride Of The Yankees, The (1942)
Giant ejected by disease.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Angels In The Outfield (1994)
Boy prays, angels cheat.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colorful crooks ponder betrayal.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Duelling Dubliner loves, wars.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolithic sci-fi ends psychadelically.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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10 (1979)
Beauty spotted, Moore wanted.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Heavenly creative girls hellbound.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Road To Perdition (2002)
Depressing depression, deadly dad.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Paths Of Glory (1957)
'Few Good Men', Kubed.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Killing, The (1956)
Track attracts robbery attack.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Card causes candidate's killing.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
The Jackal (1997)
Brucey targets remake. Misses.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Lone Leon learns love.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Really birth of blaxploitation.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie flexes, mercury rises.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie manhandles mercurial cop.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Nikita (1990)
Girl handles big guns.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Gaulling Jackal targets President.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Nurse Betty (2000)
Post traumatic soap disorder.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Witty wacker works reunion.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino revives gangster chique.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Cinematic connoisseurs (in)convenience customers.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Myers Bonds with 60s.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Balling players need Hanky.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Good cop, bad cop.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Barock adventures of mediocreman.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Thin plot, fleshed out.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Kingpin (1996)
Farrelly's bowl movement movie.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Kingpin (1996)
Amish lend a hand.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Columbus discovers, exploits Hogwarts.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Tolkien with New Zeal.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Silent Movie (1976)
Movie title speaks volumes.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Swindling suitors stalk sexy.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Gross/ grosser cross coaster.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gandhi (1982)
Skinny hindy bests England.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jakob The Liar (1999)
Radio days in ghetto.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Part deux, part duh.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Magician's rags to robes.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Spartacus (1960)
Kirk shirks Roman jerks.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Madman files for divorce.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Rowdy robot has future.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Chicago (2002)
Jail, all jazzed up.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Brave hearts, bare assed.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Chasing the perfect relationship.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Nocturnals knock over movie.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hacking hereos keep keep.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lolita (1962)
Hungry Humbert hounds honey.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Sadist marinates marine's minds.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Nazi-teen's uniform obsession.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Kubrick creates cataclysmic comedy.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Runaway hit nixes Nazis.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Spaceballs (1987)
Stellar comedy spoofing Lucas.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ruthless People (1986)
Squeezing DeVito for dinero.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Pavlov's pals pacify punk.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Fast social-climber, slow film.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Misunderstood maniac mothers monster.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Leslie saves day, Queen!
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Serial Mom (1994)
Cereal killings for breakfast.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
High Anxiety (1977)
Mel's high-wire satire.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Hermit Hanks doesn't deliver.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Winona declared legally insane.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack's crazy. Not acting.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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