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Reviews by 'AardBall'
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo K.O.s evil eye.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Quiz Show (1994)
Stempel stumped by 'Marty'.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
On Golden Pond (1981)
On pond, Fondas bond.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gods And Generals (2003)
'Gettysburg' prequel loses Sheen.
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
10 (1979)
I only remember 2.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Psycho Kojak compromises mission.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Marooned (1969)
Eerie 'Apollo 13' precursor.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Archetypical gangsters live, die.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Eiger Sanction, The (1975)
Clint as antisocial climber.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Tootsie (1982)
Desperate Dustin does Doubtfire.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Witches, The (1990)
Orphan thwarts coven convention.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
History Of The World: Part I (1981)
Scattershot, scatological history lesson.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Whoopi can't kick habit.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Final Destination 2 (2003)
Grim Reaper gets sequel.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Ephron's expanded AOL advert.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Murphy's lawman shakes L.A.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
'Unbreakable' foes team up.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Cheap Detective, The (1978)
Columbo gets the girls!
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Damon spoils first Bourne.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo (1977)
Love Bug's European vacation.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis dies, hardly notices.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Aliens (1986)
Mechanized, maternal Ripley rocks.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
'Right Stuff' meets 'Marooned'.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Re-Animator (1985)
Scientist loses, gives head.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Eastwood's meatiest spaghetti western.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hustler, The (1961)
Great white pool shark!
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Reubens's burlesque 'Bicycle Thief'.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Multiplicity (1996)
'Mr. Mom's little helpers.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Yoda's less forceful cousin.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Air Force One (1997)
Prez plays 'Passenger 57'.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in (stop) motion.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Killers debate foot massage.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Brainstorm (1983)
Shareware for the mind.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
True Romance (1993)
Bullets fly, love blooms.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blast From The Past (1999)
Fraser's sheltered childhood ends.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise runs table, mouth.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tomb Raider (2001)
Crafty Croft creeps crypts.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Pleasantville (1998)
Teens tint TV town.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Ichabod battles headless bod.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sphere (1998)
Bubble gums up expedition.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Alumni share memories, drugs.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Neurotic Nicholson needles neighbor.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Links hijinx par excellence.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Stripes (1981)
Murray plays platoon buffoon.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman weathers quotidian quagmire.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Carnal questions, questionable answers.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gauntlet, The (1977)
Clint on busman's holiday.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Men Of Honor (2000)
Cuba, surrounded by water.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Virility, venison, Viet Nam.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Reiner's brainchild. Mindless fun.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne's, Garth's excellent adventure.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Christine (1983)
Haunted heap hunts humans.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Gumball machine dispenses justice.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Abyss, The (1989)
Ocean floor has basement!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey spins web, skedaddles.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Diamonds, girls, best friends?
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Elevator tryst bottoms out.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
All Of Me (1984)
Martin gilds the Lily.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Oracle spoonfeeds Neo platitudes.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Postman, The (1997)
Return to sender, please!
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Patton (1970)
In general, Scott transcendent.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah Connor defends honor.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Lovelorn librettist laments loss.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Animation breakthrough creates Buzz.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Four Rooms (1995)
Bellhops in four directions.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
High Noon (1952)
Marshal's countdown to confrontation.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Charming rake meets ho.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
My Left Foot (1989)
Daniel Day-Lewis's disarming performance.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery's Grail shaken, interred.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye, partner pursue pushers.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
2 Days In The Valley (1996)
Theron's Helga hot, shot.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Virtual Reality For Dummies.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mother (1996)
Oedipal urges, edible splurges.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Cheerleader battles bloodsuckers, cramps.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Pitfalls in Norton's nightmare.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy dreams in color.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Silverado (1985)
Kasdan's cowboys kibbitz, kill.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman's meter violation fatal.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp: Swiss Army naif?
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
American Graffiti (1973)
Big budget 'Happy Days'.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Manhattan (1979)
Woody's Big Apple valentine.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkey tosses, HAL double-crosses.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Jake's, Elwood's Illinois odyssey.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Snot-nosed kids disappear.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Tense. Intense. In tents.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(201)
Being There (1979)
Goony gardener's charmed chance.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Fox fixes father's future.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beach, The (2000)
'Survivor' on Ganja Island!
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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All That Jazz (1979)
Fosse's 70's heart stopper.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Eight dimensions, no depth.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Mosquitoes! Leeches! Katherine's screeches!
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Graduate, The (1967)
'Plastics', seduction, Simon/ Garfunkel.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Cromwell's dancing revives piglet.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nurse numbs Nicholson's noggin.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
River Runs Through It, A (1992)
Norman's novel miscast, hookless.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Perfect murder scheme... derailed.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
At Close Range (1986)
Fatherly love... execution style.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Breaking Away (1979)
Cutters roll and rock!
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Treat eats poo-poo. Ick.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big (1988)
Hanks's original toy story.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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