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Reviews by 'Ari C'
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with a total of
90
reviews published to date.
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No Time To Die (2021)
Expected Bond to die
Oct 7, 2021
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Cate gets very horny
Dec 23, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ladykillers, The (1955)
Smart Alec overlooks signals.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Incredibles, The (2004)
No caped crusaders survive!
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Witches blow own Horne.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Need is ultimate monkey.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Spielberg's holocaust extremely upsetting.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
American History X (1998)
Jaw Breaker not sweet.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Betty Blue (1986)
Bitching blue bird bonkers.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
City Of God (2002)
Guns rule Rio Bravadoes.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Gun hire gong ho.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Rage against the Mancunians.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Boy loves girl lover.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
25th Hour (2002)
Final farewell causes headache.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Die Hard (1988)
Rickman only steals limelight!
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Swashbuckler, nose, romantic poetry.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf's washing powder dazzles.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Charade (1963)
Cary's classy chameleon charms.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Nine Queens (2000)
Argentinian sting not guessable!
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
True Romance (1993)
Gandolfini thug gets corkscrewed.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Bloody war horrifies audiences.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
All Of Me (1984)
Woman in man's body.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Parenthood (1989)
Family rollacoaster causes puking.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Surgeon with abnormal intellect.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Get Shorty (1995)
Travolta cools Hollywood hotheads.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Three Kings (1999)
Desert melts Ice Cube.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Yards, The (2000)
Wahlberg untrained for sleeze.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Major Kong rides apocalypse!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Garth gets his pubes!
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Feathered birds flock together.
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Firefox (1982)
Thinks Russian, speaks English!
Dec 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pleasantville (1998)
Witherspoon taints virgin town!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Gremlins (1984)
Eating after midnight unhealthy!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Vengeful Wallace has guts!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mexican, The (2001)
Roberts and Pitt misfire.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Elvis dances like Gump!?!
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
One perm rules all.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
FBI Agent becomes mafioso.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Go (1999)
Crazy, wacky coincidental weekend.
Dec 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Producers, The (1968)
Blanket robbery causes hilarity.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
Best toilet gag ever!
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
1941 (1979)
Speilberg's floater is laughable.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
English Patient, The (1996)
Beautiful tragic war weepie.
Dec 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)
Geena remembers Samuel's wisecracks.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Belushi's eyes prevent shooting.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Se7en (1995)
John Doe makes point.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Psychotic sister saves Ferris.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Jamie's dull life explodes.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deep Impact (1998)
'Armageddon' without the laughter!
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Armageddon (1998)
'Deep Impact' with laughter.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
'Nig...' saves western town.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Speed (1994)
Passengers survive woman driving!
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Pushing Tin (1999)
Playing 'chicken' with planes!
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Englishman in midday sun!
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Barton Fink (1991)
Tension seeps through walls...
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
New Yorkers scare ghosts.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Fly, The (1986)
Jaw dropping horror flick.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Genesis big bang disproved!
Dec 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Do-gooder's nasty revenge!
Dec 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fugitive, The (1993)
Killer caught single handed!
Dec 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Bald baddy, boat trippy.
Dec 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Heavy breather finally stops!
Dec 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Fargo (1996)
Cold, realistic, hilarious bungling!
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mission To Mars (2000)
Even Robbins left mid-way!
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Antz (1998)
Allen never looked better!
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Final Destination (2000)
Death has another go...
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Simply breathtaking underwater tale.
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Princess Bride, The (1987)
'True Love' cheats death.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Assassin retires after reunion.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg kills World King.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Firm, The (1993)
Cruise never stops running!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Came back as promised!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Goldfinger (1964)
Expected Bond to die!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Survives outside sumbmerged submarine !?!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Predicted ending without balls!
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Cleaning woman saves world!
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Panic Room (2002)
Downhill after amazing credits!
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw scarier than shark!
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Almost Famous (2000)
Teenager heals Band Aid.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Raimi spins great yarn.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino's Royal Cheezy masterpiece.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Helena slutty, Brad crazy!
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Winston sweats, Kingsley scares!
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Bickle talks to himself!
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner goes the distance!
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Barber's bleak 'Chaos theory'.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Others, The (2001)
Dark ghost story shines.
Oct 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Girl's Mother-in-Law meets colleagues!
Oct 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Nikita (1990)
French assassin cries constantly.
Jun 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Coen's twister raises hell!
Jun 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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