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Reviews by 'w22dheartlivie'

Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4313 reviews published to date.

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Addiction, The (1995)

Anthropologist changes major: Hematology.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (17)

Blacula (1972)

Black and Biting It.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (35)

Blade (1998)

Snipes draws first blood.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (14)

Bordello Of Blood (1996)

Miller crosses the Rode.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)

Pee Wee's Blood Adventure.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (28)

Carrie (1976)

Prom Queen's Bloody Pillows.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Carrie (1976)

Dirty Carrie - Crazy Fairy.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Banky yearns banging Ben.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Clerks. (1994)

Toilet time crazes ex.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Clerks. (1994)

Gum hawker, Cigarette stocker.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Cujo (1983)

Dog that Atticus missed.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Dead Zone, The (1983)

Sleeping curse, Walken's adverse.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (13)

Dolores Claiborne (1995)

Bates eclipses Strathairn's fate.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Dracula (1931)

High Fright Bela Bites.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Killing Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Escape From L.A. (1996)

Buscemi's got the maps.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Fearless Vampire Killers, The (1967)

Tate turns for Polanski.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

First Wives Club, The (1996)

Dumped spouses, husbands louses.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Fright Night (1985)

Roddy's Fright, D'Arcy's delight.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

One Night at McGhoul's.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (45)

Green Mile, The (1999)

Heaven, Coffey's from heaven.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Hunger, The (1983)

Deneuve Sinks Teeth, Drinks.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Innocent Blood (1992)

Godfather meets the Vamps.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (7)

Interview With The Vampire (1994)

Vampy Cruise's loafers light.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

It (1990)

Krazy Killer Klown's Kampaign.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Bob, Jay, monkey love.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

Lost Boys, The (1987)

Vamp Glam Meets Stereo.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Mallrats (1995)

Dating Game Goes Jersey.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Misery (1990)

Misery writer de-Bates fate.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (28)

Murder In The First (1995)

Oldman pushes Bacon sizzle.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Pet Sematary (1989)

Sematary is pretty scary.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)

Damned Queen's Teen Scene.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (8)

Schindler's List (1993)

Liam's List, Nazi Twist.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Secret Window (2004)

Blonde Johnny gets corny.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Seven Samurai (1954)

Seven Samurai shishkabob meanies.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (14)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Robbins gets busy diggin.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (25)

Shining, The (1980)

Jackie's back, Scatman whacked.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (20)

Singles (1992)

Twenty Something, Seattle Style.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Slacker (1991)

Linklater's Disjointed Slacker Masterpiece.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Headless Walken dead again.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Stand By Me (1986)

Phoenix finds his body.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Stand, The (1994)

Apocalypse over the M-O-O-N.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Thinner (1996)

King's Celebrity Fat Club.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Time To Kill, A (1996)

Jackson claims Southern vengeance.

Aug 31, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (9)

Dogma (1999)

Ben-Matt, Cardinal Splat.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Bringing Up Baby (1938)

Feline Grants Hepburn's Wish.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Deer Hunter, The (1978)

Walken's brain Dead Zone.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Reality Bites (1994)

Hawke teaches Ryder shoplifting.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (25)

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Wacky Jacky's Lobotomy Shuffle.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Ratched Can't Handle Loons.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Mommie Dearest (1981)

Joan has wire Hangups.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Angela's Ashes (1999)

Great Depression, Irish style.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Red Dragon (2002)

Norton outpsyches tattooed psycho.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Trainspotting (1996)

He shoots, he soars!!!!

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (41)

Where The Heart Is (2000)

Forney crashes Walmart partum.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Primal Fear (1996)

Norton's bloody altered boy.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Primal Fear (1996)

Two Faces of Aaron.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Primal Fear (1996)

Norton's great Sybil impression.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Red Dragon (2002)

Tooth Fairy cures cop.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Funeral, The (1996)

Walken-Penn gangster marvel.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Liv's most luscious elf.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

American History X (1998)

Kill Ed's X-cellent Adventure.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Bone Collector, The (1999)

Latifah dies, Jolie cries.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Keeping The Faith (2000)

Norton's Jenna Elfman love-fest.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Frida (2002)

Unibrow's Hayek's shining glory.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

Italian Job, The (2003)

Norton pulls heist heist.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Rounders (1998)

Hustlers show no Good-Will.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Hannibal (2001)

Liotta's most brainless performance.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (38)

Hannibal (2001)

Hannibal enjoys Liotta's brain.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

Frankenfurter upends Brad, Janet.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

Magenta blow dries Columbia.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

Frankenfurter stuffs Meat Loaf.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (25)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Tequila hero loses bike.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Cusack invades Malkovich's privates.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Beetlejuice (1988)

Day-o of the Dead.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (60)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Oompah-loompahs cause sugar rush.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)

Leatherface makes best barbeque.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (15)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Brolin IS Pee-Wee Herman!!!

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Winona Over Cuckoo's Nest.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (32)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Cowboys make rainbow connection.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (24)

Splash (1984)

Hanks Hooks Big Fish.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Pitt's crazy rolling eye.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

What About Bob? (1991)

Murray babysteps nutty role.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

What About Bob? (1991)

Murray Learning to Babystep.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

American History X (1998)

Norton's nasty Neo-Nazi.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

Travelers indulge absolute pleasure.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Fill 'er up, Emilio.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Fight Club (1999)

Ikea breeds self-contempt.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Running Man (1987)

Schwarzenegger wins amazing race.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (26)

Alive (1993)

The Donner Party Redux.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (24)

Heathers (1988)

Wacky Slater bombs school.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Bowling for Psychos.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Christine (1983)

Arnie loves killer Fury.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Con Air (1997)

Garlandshead revisited.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Cujo (1983)

Moral: Dog Bites Car.

Sep 2, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (13)

SubUrbia (1996)

Linklater's Suburbs pretty boring.

Sep 5, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Now Voyager (1942)

Heinreid's cigarettes a deux.

Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Now Voyager (1942)

Jerry lights Charlotte's cigarette.

Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Cable Guy, The (1996)

Cable proven health hazard.

Sep 6, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

Foster gets fashion tips.

Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

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