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Taxi Driver (1976)
Bob: driving dismays me.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Outre outback outing.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Cabaret (1972)
Fosse Way to Berlin.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Carry On Dick (1974)
Babs' baps; Sid's Dick.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Neighbour: hood.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Truly badly tweely.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Abigail's Party (1977)
Vamp turns up amp.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Atlantic City (1980)
Old hood makes good.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Evolution (2001)
Highly evolved product placement.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (7)   
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
'Mad' Mac's Chief inspiration.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Carry On Columbus (1992)
New World, ancient jokes.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Memento (2000)
Hell of human palimpsest.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Natural, The (1984)
Arthurian allegory: big hit.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Paper, The (1994)
Keaton clocks Close.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
School For Scoundrels (1960)
Cads' academy: lifemanship lessons.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Sex, Lies, And Videotape (1989)
Spader: videotapeworm.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Blue Jock City.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (13)   
U-571 (2000)
Brits: missing in fiction.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Edward Woodward wouldn't succumb.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
X2 (2003)
Blue genes -- unfashionable.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Lost In Translation (2003)
Murray's weary Roxy karaoke.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
X-Men (2000)
Mystique: scaly model.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Cage: char actor development.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Smoke (1995)
Auster's slow burner.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Medusa Touch, The (1978)
Catastrophic role for Burton.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Departed, The (2006)
Rat vs. mole.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Chuck & Buck (2000)
Buck stuck on Chuck.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins, The (1971)
Culpable yes, magnificent no.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Taste Of Others, The (2000)
Tutee becomes devotee.
Oct 26, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Proposition, The (2005)
Betrayal; retribution; 1,000,000 flies.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Indie pendant movie?
Nov 4, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Summer Things (2002)
Littorally a French farce.
Nov 10, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (12)   
History Boys, The (2006)
Lollipop lady glimpses grope.
Nov 10, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude is star, man.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Dancing At Lughnasa (1998)
Dancing disinhibits spinster sisters.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Monsignor (1982)
Superman's altar ego.
Nov 27, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Postman, The (1997)
Costner: snail male.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo attempts Matrixide.
Dec 31, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Interpreter, The (2005)
UNthriller.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Island, The (2005)
Ewan's Run.
Jan 31, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Little Man (2006)
Tiny Wayans, microscopic jokes.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (5)   
300 (2006)
600 pecs.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (29)   
Man Who Haunted Himself, The (1970)
Moore, Moore.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Short And Curlies, The (1987)
Cuts. Short.
Apr 1, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
About Schmidt (2002)
Widower, Winnebago, wedding, weeping.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Sunshine (2007)
Soft-Boyled, half-baked SF.
Apr 8, 2007
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Red Eye (2005)
Cillian: ciller.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Se7en (1995)
10se but pre10tious (un4tun8ly).
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (19)   
L.A. Story (1991)
Martin's LA: la-la land.
Apr 16, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
American Pie (1999)
Teen pulls pudding.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Jackie Brown (1997)
Swapping-shopping-bags blag.
Apr 19, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Duck Soup (1933)
Groucho/opraH
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Shooter (2007)
Marksman, then marked man.
Apr 27, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Des res. Jen's? Ben's?
May 1, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Total Eclipse (1995)
Rimbaud: first blood.
May 3, 2007
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Proof (1991)
Weaving snaps; Picot breaks.
May 5, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
Has-Bean returns.
May 15, 2007
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Screwtop comedy.
May 18, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Bad eggs, crack soldiers.
May 20, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Young Poisoner's Handbook, The (1995)
Heavy metal fan (thallium).
May 23, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Long Good Friday, The (1980)
Hoskins faces extreme Provocation.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Lovely & Amazing (2001)
Catherine: keener on Jake.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
C.R.A.Z.Y. (2005)
Queerbecois.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
My Left Foot (1989)
Acting leg end.
Jun 21, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
L.I.E. (2001)
Cox: sucker.
Jul 19, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten (2007)
Titan of the Clash.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Iron Man (2008)
Downey shows his mettle.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Life Is Sweet (1990)
Skinner & skinnier sister.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Counterfeiters, The (2007)
Privileged few make money.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (13)   
3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Dark sense of Yuma.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Eastern Promises (2007)
Vorlike Viggo.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Elektra (2005)
Boring, becomes Elektra.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Michael Clayton (2007)
Complicit Tilda bitter end.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Darjeeling Limited, The (2007)
East meets Wes.
Nov 29, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Mower speed, less haste.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Bad Day At Black Rock (1955)
Tracy orders beans; chops.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Heartbreakers (2001)
Hackman: great expectorations.
Dec 20, 2007
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Into The Wild (2007)
McCandless's magic mausoleum.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Lookout, The (2007)
Prattfall.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Theory Of Flight, The (1998)
Plane, Jane.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Blow Dry (2001)
Berks & hair.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Painted Veil, The (2006)
Love, in time. Cholera.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982)
Outtakes exploit Sellers' market.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Nanny Diaries, The (2007)
Mead in Manhattan?
Feb 27, 2008
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Rambo (2008)
RamBotox.
Mar 2, 2008
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (19)   
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Plainview: driller killer.
Mar 6, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (12)   
Firm, The (1988)
Bex: suited & booted.
Mar 6, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Garage (2007)
Shortt changed.
Mar 8, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Chigurh hits.
Mar 9, 2008
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Tell No One (2006)
Cluzet; clues; et Croze.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Pink Panther, The (1963)
Incompetent flic steals flick.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Shot In The Dark, A (1964)
Clueless flic causes tic.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Return Of The Pink Panther, The (1975)
Minkey Business.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (13)   
In The Valley Of Elah (2007)
Haggis's inverted flag waving.
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Eye, The (2002)
Ling errs, lingers.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
Morvern Callar (2002)
Callar cuts & runs.
Mar 25, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978)
Clouseau: the sixth senselessness.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Bank Job, The (2008)
Six nick sex pix.
Apr 7, 2008
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Piano Teacher, The (2001)
Huppert catches student red-handed.
Apr 17, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Hustler, The (1961)
Eddie's baize of glory.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (11)   
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