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Reviews by 'redPen'
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with a total of
1817
reviews published to date.
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Always (1989)
See-through Dreyfuss, glowing Hunter.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Psycho (2000)
The Naked Chainsaw Massacre.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
President Bartlet whacks Godfather.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Brian's Song (1971)
Jocks bond, Caan croaks.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Gladiator (2000)
Birdfight: Crowe vs. Phoenix!
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Clay Pigeons (1998)
Lester Long lacerates ladies!
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny falls, Michael rises.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Tombstone (1993)
Russell's tussles with rustlers.
Jul 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Braveheart (1995)
Eventually, Mel gets 'kilt'!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Casino (1995)
Stone ruins 'GoodFellas' rerun.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Hick homo rapes Rhames.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Ali (2001)
Rumble, young 'Prince,' rumble!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Becket (1964)
Burton hardly O'Toole's tool!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bird (1988)
Venora enjoys pre-marital sax!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis lives! Mummy dies!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Cotton Club, The (1984)
One mobster's a Munster!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Crow, The (1994)
Harbinger of (Lee's) death.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
DeNiro: 'This is this'!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Older Bond, Balder Blofeld.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Freshman, The (1990)
Brando does decent Brando!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
GoodFellas (1990)
Don't call Pesci 'funny'!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Hamlet (1996)
Branagh decides: 'To be!'.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Henry & June (1990)
'Tropic'-al sexfest!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
If You Could See What I Hear (1982)
Belafonte makes good Braille!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Downey visits 'Gay Perry'!
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Hallenbeck hunts Halle's hitmen.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Dances With Samurai'.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Last Supper, The (1995)
Merry yuppies bury baddies.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Late For Dinner (1991)
Frozen friends' families fogies.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Ancient times, modern rhymes.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Moses, monkeys, mayhem, 'Madhouse!'.
Jul 5, 2006
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Vote
(6)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis 'moonlights' as ghost.
Jul 5, 2006
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Vote
(8)
RKO 281 (1999)
Raising 'Kane,' despite Hearst.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Russo 'nippled' in bud!
Jul 5, 2006
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Vote
(1)
This Is Elvis (1981)
Elvis' ghost fakes regret.
Jul 5, 2006
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(2)
Tommy (1975)
Daltrey sings, Nicholson can't!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Mock rockumentary an '11'!
Jul 6, 2006
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke meets baddy daddy.
Jul 6, 2006
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(8)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg chick shows backbone!
Jul 6, 2006
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(9)
Quest For Fire (1981)
'Atra' means 'fire'...so?
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Leo is 'berg-er 'King'!
Jul 6, 2006
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(11)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Corpse funds fuels corpses.
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL's space (power) trip.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Cartoon Sandler has muscles!
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Baron is Lyin' King!
Jul 6, 2006
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(8)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze gets inside Whoopi!
Jul 6, 2006
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(10)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Sober team downs spirits!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(2)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
Elisha takes limo 'ride'!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(1)
Hamlet (2000)
Murray dramatic, Hawke traumatic.
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Barneys go berserk!
Jul 6, 2006
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(7)
King Creole (1958)
King sings, fists fling!
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Kiss Me Goodbye (1982)
Caan, Bridges play Field!
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Spacey is 'unusual suspect'!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(2)
Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)
Geena is 'killer' teacher!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Long Riders (1980)
Brothers in arms!
Jul 6, 2006
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(6)
Love Jones (1997)
Hip Poets' Society.
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Magic (1978)
Lecter craves Ann-Margaret.
Jul 6, 2006
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(3)
Batman (1989)
Caped Keaton nixes Nicholson!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(6)
Metropolis (1927)
Class struggle...with robot!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Mission, The (1986)
DeNiro kills for Christ!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Emilio gets the shaft!
Jul 6, 2006
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(3)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Moody Woody gets bloody.
Jul 6, 2006
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(8)
Nothing In Common (1986)
Hanks' migraines are ap-parent.
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(1)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
'Da Briss of Death'?
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Orgazmo (1997)
Porno Mormon: Jesus freaky!
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Japanese hopeless, attack anyway!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Plaintiff not feelin' gay.
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(7)
Philadelphia Story, The (1940)
Jimmy 'Cary's Kate home!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Benny & Joon (1993)
Depp's block 'Buster'!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(5)
Neighbors (1981)
Blond Aykroyd, bland Belushi.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Ragtime (1981)
Cagney's toughie still 'dandy'!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(1)
Rated X (2000)
Sheen brothers, dirty muthas.
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Ripley's Game (2002)
Damon grows into... Malkovich????
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
'Touch'-y Sarandon eats Curry!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(8)
Rollerball (1975)
Pinball with human bumpers!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(3)
Ruling Class, The (1972)
'Jesus' gets Ripper's brain.
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(2)
Serenity (2005)
Wash done, Book finished.
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(14)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey is no (finger)prints!
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Shadow Of A Doubt (1943)
Niece kills killer uncle.
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Glass: Prints of Lies!
Jul 6, 2006
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(4)
Shootist, The (1976)
Cancer treatment: Lead poisoning!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(7)
Silverado (1985)
'Big Chill' out west.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Sin City (2005)
Cartoon-sized blood spurts!
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Toupeed Kirk saves Earth!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Kirk kisses self . . . sorta.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk's last voyage? Spockless!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Picard actually shows emotion!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Spock's death faked... initially!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Storm Of The Century (1999)
Ice and man Colm-eth!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Stranger, The (1946)
Welles to 'marry Young'!
Jul 6, 2006
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(3)
Stripes (1981)
Czechoslovakia is new Wisconsin.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Superman (1978)
Locks on Luthor? Ludicrous!
Jul 6, 2006
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(9)
Superman II (1980)
Lois Lane laid!
Jul 6, 2006
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Vote
(10)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon covets, kills, steals.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Thirteen Days (2000)
'Greenwood, you're no Kennedy!'.
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Twin Town (1997)
Bathtime flag shapes debate!
Jul 6, 2006
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Character invents whole plot!
Jul 6, 2006
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(9)
Witness (1985)
Harrison's Amish has 'punch'!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Straw, Tin, Fur, Ponytails.
Jul 6, 2006
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(5)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Stupid Human Car Tricks.
Jul 6, 2006
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(3)
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