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FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999
Reviews by 'Wheelz'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
538
reviews published to date.
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Film Name
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Review Score
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Bull Durham (1988)
Baseball, sex: guy heaven!
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
No jock straps needed.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
American Pie (1999)
Teenaged doofus molests dessert.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Jack hosed Rose, froze.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Jonesing for the Grail.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler gets rhythm, Cadence.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom with strings attached.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Graduate, The (1967)
Bancroft gives Benj clues.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Pinto brings down Nazis.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Masterson is no Ringwald.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sixth script stars Sith.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi, animation both flat.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob bangs Berry.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
28 Days (2000)
Sandra drinks. Movie stinks.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Spielberg's spouse screams insufferably.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Major League (1989)
Drum, Yankees get beaten.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Drunkard inspires degenerate kids.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Tightass, jackass in morass.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Iowa mistaken for heaven.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Pryor pitches away fortune.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
MASH (1970)
Surgeons go Seoul searching.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Hannibal (2001)
Italian cop is gutless.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Beast With Five Fingers, The (1946)
Lorre is very handy.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Creepy orange midgets sing.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
3: The Dale Earnhardt Story (2004)
Pepper: Intimidator imitator.
Dec 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Spiders, snakes, and God.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Risky Business (1983)
Seger tune charts again.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Joe earns shoe money.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Angels In The Outfield (1994)
Dead guys enliven team.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks races, loses braces.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
This Old Cub (2004)
Diabetic infielder sweetly celebrated.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rookie Of The Year (1993)
Minor in the Majors.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Kenny dies, removes hood.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Teletubbies outwit the Empire!
Dec 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Ears, tongues, penises severed.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Kids battle Scrappy foe.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Original tour de Force.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Liquid Sky (1982)
Men cum and go.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Carrion baggage.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Lost In America (1985)
Winnebago, lose a bankroll.
Jan 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Dunst meets Biter Man.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Georgie on my vine.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island (1998)
Creepy Cajun carnivores cavort.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Innerspace (1987)
Martin Short. Dennis shorter.
Jan 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Repo Man (1984)
Heavy levy for Chevy.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Fargo (1996)
Coens' efforts go far.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
For Love Of The Game (1999)
Perfect game, imperfect romance.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
In Good Company (2004)
Johansson falls for Grace.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
White Noise (2005)
Wife gives Keaton static.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003)
Quaid crashes without Chevy.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Dumberer, but not funnierer.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Dogma (1999)
You Oughta Know God.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Claymates battle lupine lapin.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Brother Bear (2003)
McKenzie Brothers get animated.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
50 First Dates (2004)
Romantic head-injury comedy.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Beethoven (1992)
Fur, a leash.
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
AristoCats, The (1970)
Feline groovy!
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Birds Do It (1966)
Soupy Sails.
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Sideways (2004)
Wine/Life metaphors uncorked.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Much ado about mutton.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Die Another Day (2002)
Sexy Halle Jinxes 007.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Rocky III (1982)
Mickey's demise; Rocky cries.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Rocky IV (1985)
Knock down, Drago out.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Rocky V (1990)
Son shunned for Gunn.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Future Vader Tusken hater.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Gamera (1965)
Tokyo gets shell-shocked.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Dash dreaded, then done.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Roll (2004)
Footballer's unexpected drug test.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Soldier, The (2003)
HairyBooger's first flick.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Diner (1982)
Bacon covered in ketchup.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Three Stooges In Orbit, The (1962)
Larry, Moe, Joe risin'.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Woodstock (1970)
Brown acid's no good!
Jan 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Body Shots (1999)
Alleged rape recounted contrarily.
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
State Fair (1945)
A family, a fair.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Naked States (2000)
Illinude.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Money Pit, The (1986)
D.I.Y. Hard.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Naked States (2000)
Penisylvania.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Stuck On You (2003)
Twins experience separation anxiety.
Feb 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Rocky II (1979)
Apollo 15 more rounds.
Feb 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Heart-ful dodgers prevail.
Feb 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Saved! (2004)
Hypocritical Christian beheads Jesus.
Feb 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Naked States (2000)
Nudevada.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Naked States (2000)
No-bra-ska.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
A one-joke premise.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Biggs stuck on himself.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Naked Football League (1997)
New Orleans Taints?
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Naked Football League (1997)
Cincinnati Bung-holes?
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Inmates in penile system.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Naked Yoga (1974)
Downward Facing Doggie Style.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox fades from photo.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Insatiable (1980)
Many enter Marilyn's chambers.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Deep Throat (1972)
Pornographic sword-swallowing act.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Caddyshack (1980)
Rodent's foe wrecks fairways.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Scooby-Doo And The Witch's Ghost (1999)
Wicked Wiccan causes chaos.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Pam and Sam scam.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Dunne undead, still decomposing.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
All Of Me (1984)
Bowl full of soul.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum practices extreme entomology.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman can't miss Wapner.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Cowboys interrupt 'French Mistake'.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
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