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Reviews by 'Puzzgal'
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with a total of
1374
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Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Satan owns Valley Lodge.
May 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Body Care And Grooming (1947)
White people wash up.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Chicken Of Tomorrow, The (1948)
Chicken sweatshops exposed.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Date With Your Family, A (1950)
Defines strict dining regulations.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Final Justice (1984)
Joe Don devours Malta.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Best In Show (2000)
Guest gang mocks Westminster.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Mock folk rock flock.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Tap tours- appeal selective.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Community theater flawlessly portrayed.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Catching Trouble (1950)
Ross abuses defenseless critters.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Lesbo's beau is Ben.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante shouldn't be here.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Fight Club (1999)
Ed burned by apparition.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Future War (1997)
Aliens, dinosaurs, guns, nuns.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Stoners have cross-country adventure.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
What To Do On A Date (1951)
Rummage sale = date.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Clerks. (1994)
Inane banter in Quikstop.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956)
Shop class enhances life.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Home Economics Story, The (1951)
Stepford State University.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Lighter side of racism.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Case Of Spring Fever, A (1940)
Lord Of The Springs.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Chicken Of Tomorrow, The (1948)
Darker side of eggs.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Labyrinth (1986)
Maze contains many muppets.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Bastian has overactive imagination.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Sleazy doctor gets head.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Five Pennies, The (1959)
Bumpkin becomes famous musician.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Viddy if you dare.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Girl In Gold Boots (1969)
Spastic dancer goes pro.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Hellion maims incompetent crooks.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Padme and Anakin frolic.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Corky's a theatrical genius!
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
Environmentalist fairies battle pollution.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bloodlust! (1961)
Peculiar hunter/ taxidermist.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton has sexy id.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Rock, The (1996)
Domestic terrorism in Alcatraz.
Jun 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black Tenaciously educates kids.
Jun 30, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Chicago (2002)
Musical fantasy in limbo.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Meg's multiple personalities.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Oliver! (1968)
Orphans steal, sing, dance.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Holy singing hippies, Jewison!
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Musical extravaganza with whores.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rocking in prep school.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Pirates, bears, Muppet flair.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Auntie Mame (1958)
Russell portrays wild woman.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Auntie Mame (1958)
Mame bids all 'Live!'.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Bio-Dome (1996)
Brainless stoners wreck environment.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Soultaker (1990)
Death angel stalks teens.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Jen seeks scary shard.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Woman On Top (2000)
Telemundo meets Food Network.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Really really good movie.
Jan 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Dogma (1999)
Angels with issues.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Try again, American Idol.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(6)
Liar Liar (1997)
Anti-lie wish made.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aviator, The (2004)
Leo: crazy, naked, rich.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday, Pugsley rewrite history.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Beginner's *uck.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Dynamite is underdog's champion!
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Emerald City Insomnia.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Hal's love loves grub.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Get Over It (2001)
Kids perform Short's Shakespeare.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford flies, foes die.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Mallrats (1995)
Dating show goes askew.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Billy's not a poof.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wilder weird as Wonka.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Wedding party serves 'Pie'.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(3)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Pie 2: No Virgins.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke has droids, destiny.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Wasted Pastry.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Court Jester, The (1955)
Danny and midgets attack.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Babe (1995)
Mouse chorus drives film.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cinderella (1950)
Musical mice aid maid.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Ledger courts Miller's daughter.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey 'fakes' being insane.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Second Ace Ventura? Guano.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(8)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Actors mistaken for policia.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Aviator, The (2004)
Multiple bottles of pee.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Batman Returns (1992)
Devito's Penguin portrayal icky.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Schwartz finds slimy portal.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Schwartz is with Malkovich.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cast Away (2000)
Starring Hanks and Wilson.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Woo's plastic surgery woes.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Musical genius, vulgar ass.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Say Anything (1989)
Dobler dubs Diane doable.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Berry and Brosnan bond.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Pryor must spend cash!
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Man resists forbidden breasts.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Betting on Josh's Abstinence.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Election (1999)
Witherspoon goes for StuCo.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
My Girl 2 (1994)
My Girl minus Macaulay.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Bloodletting for Bogart, Hepburn.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Big Fat Liar (2002)
'Home Alone' in Hollywood.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Slavics slay suburbanites.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Baby Boom (1987)
Diane can't hack motherhood.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Best In Show (2000)
Pet owners won't behave.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Entity, The (1981)
Irrespective specter handles Hershey.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien connects with kid.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Aliens closely resemble Muppets.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
Weed destroys innocent lives.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
The Brainy Bunch.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(4)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner a real 'Thriller'.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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