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Reviews by 'Yelnats'
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with a total of
1612
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes ogle tombstone, why?
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Curtain rips, Janet drips.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
AntiTrust (2001)
Gates slammed.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Manicurist's nightmare shreds shrubs.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Chubby chick's chick flick.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Superman (1978)
Caped crusader saves Earth.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Carrey schticks rhino's rectum.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Bucktoothed spy saves world.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Impossible! Carrey dumbs down!
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins makes skin crawl.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Twister (1996)
Twister blew, actors sucked.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Blow Up (1966)
Trendy photographer baffles millions.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fly, The (1986)
Experimental fly-guy seeks date.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Submariner Kirk slices sushi.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Absent Minded Professor, The (1961)
Flubber; Early Viagra substitute?
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Dumb dick pursues Cox.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Babe (1995)
Porker saves his bacon.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Musical fly-trap gobbles humans.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Tom bombed in battle-fest.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Detective consults cannibal, duh!
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Extra-Terrestrial loved and lost.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest witnesses teen cruci-fuck-tion.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Corny music saves civilization.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
First Chris-Craft crosses Atlantic.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
About A Boy (2002)
Sad lad, 'Dad' cad.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Beau-p�re (1981)
'Lolita' with more skin.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Killer dames 'murder' Gere.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Cross-dressers pursue blonde bombshell.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Little Ship Of Horrors.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
One more dog!
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Mountains Of The Moon (1990)
Nile sourced, friendship destroyed.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Voyeur beds perv's daughter.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Dashing swordplay enriches peasants.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Bogart captains dumpy boat.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Grumpy captain wins spinster.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ali (2001)
Will's Cassius lacks punch.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart's genius haunts hack.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
American Beauty (1999)
Closeted Marine shoots wanker.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
AIDS precurser stumps scientists.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Apollo 13 apalling failure.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nutty Nicholson's neurons nicked.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Obsessive prick wins gal.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Awakenings (1990)
DeNiro awakens, Williams mistaken.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Oinker parable promotes vegetarianism.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lassie Come Home (1943)
Bitch ditches rich bitch.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alfie (1966)
Sleazy lovers consider abortion.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Born Free (1966)
Pride cometh before all.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folksters reunion gently mocked.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Notting Hill (1999)
Bookseller beds spoiled superstar.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Place In The Sun, A (1951)
Winters dumped, Taylor humped.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Backdraft (1991)
Clever arsonist baffles investigators.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Bollywood/Hollywood (2002)
'Pretty Woman' Indian style.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Frontal lobotomy tames sociopath.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)
Irwin survives again... Shit!
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Brad pitted against Himalayas.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Aryan climber educates Dalai.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore exposes NRA insensitivities.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey desperate, trivialises God!
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Chevy Chase's golfing victory.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Gopher outwits goofy gollfers.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
'Holy Grail' devilishly funny.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Farcical quest mocks middle-ages.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Spanking virgins delays quest.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Newfound(land) accomplishments salvage loser.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Uncle Buck (1989)
Blimpish babysitter asserts authority.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
'Femme fatale' times five.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Pythonic nailing of Christianity.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)
Stitcher snitches for Britain.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Heroic humanist liberates Jews.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Made (2001)
Clownish thugs get 'mobbed'!
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Made (2001)
Boxers make lousy gangsters.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Liberating Jews redeems Nazi.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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What About Bob? (1991)
Annoying patient stalks shrink.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
Titanic bore!
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Godzilla (1998)
Godzilla roars, audience snores.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mountains Of The Moon (1990)
Intense gents in tents.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Al Capone (1959)
Biggest crime? Steiger's overacting.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Dan blows 'Blues Brothers'.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1913)
Doctor takes PMS drug.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump stumped by everything.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Deep Impact (1998)
Comet impact deeply boring.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Charming stutterer matrimonially challenged.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Godzilla (1998)
Lizards nesting in MSG.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Hoarse whispers cure horse.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
Lion cub downed, crowned.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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On The Beach (1959)
Aussies endure nuclear summer.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Veronica Guerin (2003)
Journalist probes drug culture.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Druggies ice pluckey mick.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
8� (1963)
Film-maker overwhelmed, starts again.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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eXistenZ (1999)
Nipple-like gameboy failes, duhh!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fishy fantasy perfectly pixilated.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Lenny (1974)
Foulmouthed comic shocks, OD's.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Chatterbox (1977)
Loose lips sinks dicks.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Selfish Irishman reaps rewards.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Dueling Paddy shoots blanks.
Mar 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Stepson shoots dueling daddy.
Mar 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland's best blow job!
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lost dog inspires fantasy.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wicked witch washed up.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Cyclone transforms dreary Kansas.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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