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Strange author with pretensions.
Reviews by 'Stone Junction'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1305
reviews published to date.
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Insomnia (2002)
Williams scares, Pacino cares.
Sep 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Contender, The (2000)
Freedom reigns! Republicans suck!
Sep 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Incisive social commentary, zombies.
Sep 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Laughs, tigers, fish, vomit.
Sep 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Angel Heart (1987)
Detectives, demons, desire, dynamic!
Sep 16, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Musketeer, The (2001)
Dumas spins in grave.
Sep 19, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Incisive portrayal of pain.
Sep 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Joy Ride (2001)
Spielberg's 'Duel', but better.
Sep 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Bogart's best post-death performance.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Notice, no soundtrack music.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dune (1984)
Herbert, Lynch + Giant worms.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Eegah (1962)
Richard Kiel debases himself.
Sep 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Lake Placid (1999)
Pullman, Fonda wreck careers.
Sep 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Road To Perdition (2002)
Hanks kills and cares.
Oct 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Every third word = Fuck!
Oct 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
King Kong (1933)
Beauty killed the beast.
Oct 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
King Kong (1933)
Fakest giant ape ever!
Oct 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Die Hard (1988)
Willis cracks wise, heads.
Oct 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Winnipegger tackles, conquers Hollywood.
Oct 3, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Lestat- wussiest vampire ever!
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Salton Sea, The (2002)
Tweaker wants revenge, fix.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dagon (2001)
Gorgeously photographed Lovecraft tale.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Eddie destroys moon, career.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Sisters (1972)
DePalma's finest Hitchcock homage.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Purple Rain (1984)
Music rocks, acting sucks.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Angel Heart (1987)
Raymond Chandler meets 'Hellraiser'.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
French Connection, The (1971)
Hackman makes his mark.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Leslie Neilsen sinks boat.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Lord Of Illusions (1995)
D'Amour detects devil drama.
Oct 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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End Of Days (1999)
Arnold battles Satan, critics.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Last Man Standing (1996)
Willis kills town populace.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Rubber log menaces Caine.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Hellraiser (1987)
Thematically complex horror gore-fest.
Oct 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Candyman (1992)
Hideously frightening urban myth.
Oct 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Brynner + McQueen + Kurosawa = Classic.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Altman takes on Marlowe.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Smartest stupid comedy- perfect.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Tragic dissolution of family.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lady From Shanghai, The (1947)
Orson shouldn't play Irish.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Nightbreed (1990)
Monsters good, mankind bad.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Demon Seed (1977)
Christie, computer copulate, conceive.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Gods And Monsters (1998)
Horror director seeks companion.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Judgment At Nuremberg (1961)
Tracy dispenses anti-Nazi justice.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robots need love, too.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Ups gore, lessens impact.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Nuts (1987)
Babs slays Officer Drebbin.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992)
Jadzia Dax opens hell.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cube (1997)
'Twilight Zone' + 'Hellraiser' = WOW!
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny dies, Fredo cries.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Michael cries, Fredo dies.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Michael cries, Michael dies.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Sun, surf, sand, Sharif.
Oct 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
Carpenter destroys planet, career.
Oct 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Connery slums, movie numbs.
Oct 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Searchers, The (1956)
Duke's best, despite himself.
Oct 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Bogart loves his strawberries.
Oct 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Perfectly Normal (1990)
Canadian identity is defined.
Oct 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
More documentary than fiction.
Oct 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum gets Geena gory.
Oct 19, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Beagles are not scary.
Oct 19, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Addict menaced by fridge.
Oct 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Emilio battles monster trucks.
Oct 21, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cadence (1990)
Sheen, Fishburne annoy Sheen.
Oct 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark opened, melts faces.
Oct 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Faculty, The (1998)
Hobbit battles teachers, aliens.
Oct 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Replicant (2001)
Van Damme smacks self.
Oct 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Breakfast Of Champions (1999)
Unfilmable Vonnegut remains unfilmable.
Oct 23, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Cronenberg films unfilmable novel.
Oct 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Signs (2002)
Martians make Mel mad.
Oct 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Quatermass And The Pit (1967)
British scientist battles bugs.
Oct 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Sharks served Saffron snack.
Oct 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Exorcist, The (1973)
Regan's head spins, vomits.
Oct 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ladykillers, The (1955)
Elderly woman kills thieves.
Oct 25, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Watts waits for death.
Oct 25, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Androids dream- Electric sheep.
Oct 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Archaeologist kicks Thuggee ass!
Oct 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Krull (1983)
Best thing- glass spider.
Oct 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Goldfinger (1964)
Man with Midas touch.
Oct 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Bald Brando bonkers, bananas.
Oct 29, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Music Of Chance, The (1993)
Cons con some cons.
Oct 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bamboozled (2000)
Spike presents minstrel show.
Oct 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Jaws (1975)
Shaw is shark food.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Mickey + Mallory make mayhem.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Donnie Darko (2001)
'Harvey' goes nuts, bigtime.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Jail isn't so bad.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Running Man (1987)
Arnie ruins terrific novel.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Firestarter (1984)
ET's friend gets pissed.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Misery (1990)
Nurse takes job seriously.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Barton Fink (1991)
Scariest hotel since 'Shining'.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
Monty Python goes Canadian.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ravenous (1999)
Soldiers served as steak.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Minor characters wonder, wander.
Nov 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Antz (1998)
Neurotic bug wants love.
Nov 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Depp tackles devil, loses.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Romancing The Stone (1984)
Douglas, Turner ape 'Raiders'.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dark Angel (1990)
Dolph chases intergalactic hunter.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Red Dragon (2002)
Hopkins scary, Fiennes scarier.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Manhunter (1986)
Not 'Red Dragon'; better.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Haunting, The (1963)
Scariest haunted house ever.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Legend Of Hell House, The (1973)
Haunted house wants McDowell.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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