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Reviews by 'Cheese_Ed'
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The Fat Albert Easter Special (1982)
Albert's fold hides eggs.
Apr 28, 2024
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Too Tall (2014)
Small potato = Large extra.
Feb 28, 2024
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Purple Monster Strikes, The (1945)
Flying purple people hater.
Feb 28, 2024
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Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire (2000)
Mom, vampire: Crucifixed up.
Jan 18, 2024
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(1)
Saltburn (2023)
Entire family tree Saltburnt.
Jan 18, 2024
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Vegas Vampires (2003)
Vampires coffin up cash.
Jan 15, 2024
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Vegas Vampires (2003)
Vampires avoid high stakes.
Jan 13, 2024
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(2)
Priscilla (2023)
Pedophile Presley was patient?
Jan 6, 2024
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Promoted (2015)
Promoted: Degraded, unadvertised, dismissed.
Jan 6, 2024
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Priscilla (2023)
Presley grooms pet Priscilla.
Jan 6, 2024
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Molly Moo-Cow And Rip Van Wrinkle (1935)
Hammered beef delivers strikes.
Jan 6, 2024
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Saving The American Wild Horse (2007)
Aragorn: "Fly you foals!"
Jan 6, 2024
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Sisu (2022)
Tarantino-esque to the Finnish.
Jan 6, 2024
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Saving The American Wild Horse (2007)
Defense for horse mounted.
Jan 5, 2024
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Saving The American Wild Horse (2007)
Coyote, Crow defend horse.
Jan 4, 2024
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May December (2023)
Gracie's foundation: Mary Kay.
Jan 4, 2024
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New Year's Evil (1980)
Victims new year terminated.
Jan 2, 2024
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(1)
Banjo (1947)
Banjo's tale plucks heartstrings.
Jan 2, 2024
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Master Of Disguise, The (2002)
Carvey: Dis guy's unfunny.
Jan 2, 2024
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Ouija Shark (2020)
Shark surfaces over board.
Dec 22, 2023
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Goofy News Views (1945)
Reel short on news.
Dec 22, 2023
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Frozen Assets (1992)
Ejaculatory jocularity lacks hilarity.
Dec 22, 2023
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Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)
Seven Brides, Seven Barfers.
Dec 22, 2023
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We Summon The Darkness (2019)
Tay's brother Swiftly dispatched.
Dec 22, 2023
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Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)
Purgy and Bess.
Dec 20, 2023
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Sharkula (2022)
Shark: Stake with garlic.
Dec 20, 2023
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Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny (2023)
Raiders of Lost Archimedes.
Dec 16, 2023
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Barnacle Bill (1941)
Bill: Barnacle on society.
Dec 16, 2023
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The Christmas Bunny (2010)
Old lady rejuvenates buns.
Dec 16, 2023
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The Christmas Bunny (2010)
Christmas wish: Hare restoration.
Dec 16, 2023
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The Christmas Bunny (2010)
Hoppy holidays!
Dec 16, 2023
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(2)
Beats Of Freedom (2010)
'Skis rundown rock' feature.
Dec 6, 2023
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Beats Of Freedom (2010)
Pol-rock joke? Nope.
Dec 6, 2023
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Fabelmans, The (2022)
Self-indulgent Steven spiel bog.
Dec 2, 2023
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Whale, The (2022)
Watch Whale's offspring Sink.
Nov 29, 2023
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Whale, The (2022)
Essay grader = Painstaking Fraser.
Nov 29, 2023
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Whale, The (2022)
Shut-ins rarely this moving.
Nov 29, 2023
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Whale, The (2022)
Whale isn't mopey dick.
Nov 29, 2023
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The Mite Makes Right (1948)
Thumb left, makes right.
Nov 25, 2023
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The Perfect Family (2011)
Peggy Sue Got Churchy.
Nov 10, 2023
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The Seismic Sense: How Animals Predict Earthquakes (2012)
Inhuman hypersensitivity at fault.
Nov 8, 2023
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The Seismic Sense: How Animals Predict Earthquakes (2012)
Seismologists reveal pet project.
Nov 8, 2023
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The Seismic Sense: How Animals Predict Earthquakes (2012)
Animal research: Earthshaking discoveries.
Nov 8, 2023
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(1)
Fly My Kite (1931)
Kite becomes Grandma's windfall.
Nov 6, 2023
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Fly My Kite (1931)
Grandma's bonds quickly rise.
Nov 6, 2023
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Fly My Kite (1931)
Petey tugs Dan's tail.
Nov 6, 2023
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Fly My Kite (1931)
Dan's eviction plans Stymied.
Nov 6, 2023
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ThanksKilling (2009)
Jennie-O GOD NO!
Nov 2, 2023
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ThanksKilling (2009)
A Butterball of hate.
Nov 2, 2023
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Black Moon (1934)
Mom's moonlighting: Voodoo Priestess.
Oct 10, 2023
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Red Princess Blues (2010)
Ferrari's Red Riding lemon.
Oct 10, 2023
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Plutonium Baby (1987)
Waste causes radiation bairn.
Oct 4, 2023
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Learning To Drive (2014)
Divorcee, Sikh's driving lessons.
Oct 4, 2023
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Betty Boop's Crazy Inventions (1933)
Betty debuts her thingamaBoops.
Oct 3, 2023
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Betty Boop's Crazy Inventions (1933)
Boop's, Bimbo's, Koko's gizmos.
Oct 3, 2023
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Interrupted Breakfast, An (1898)
Hubby's a cereal cheater.
Aug 12, 2023
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Last Of The Pony Riders (1953)
Autry's not backin' saddle?
Aug 12, 2023
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Last Of The Pony Riders (1953)
Baseball owner's pitching coach?
Aug 12, 2023
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Demon Doctor, The (1962)
Orloff's daughter: Bairn victim.
Aug 12, 2023
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Demon Doctor, The (1962)
Father plays 'seekin' hide'.
Aug 12, 2023
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Doodlebug (1997)
Sole-crushing revelation. Man's flat.
Aug 8, 2023
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The Death Of Dick Long (2019)
Horseplay shortens Dick's longevity.
Aug 8, 2023
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The Snow Queen (1957)
Evil Queen: Nival.
Aug 7, 2023
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Evil Feed (2013)
Restaurant serves underdog meat?
Aug 6, 2023
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(2)
Evil Feed (2013)
Beat 'em, enjoyin' 'em.
Aug 6, 2023
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(1)
Evil Feed (2013)
"Tomato can" over pasta?
Aug 6, 2023
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Evil Feed (2013)
Kung Fu -> Kung Pao
Aug 4, 2023
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The Snow Queen (1957)
Queen doesn't empress Gerda.
Aug 3, 2023
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(1)
Welcome Home (2018)
Peeper innkeeper meets Reaper.
Jul 12, 2023
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(2)
Welcome Home (2018)
Villa, voyagers, voyeur villain.
Jul 12, 2023
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(1)
Canon City (1948)
A breakers dozen.
Jul 12, 2023
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(2)
Pib And Pog (1994)
Stop-motion short deploys claymore.
Jul 12, 2023
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Pib And Pog (1994)
Claymates act like doughboys.
Jul 12, 2023
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(1)
Pib And Pog (1994)
Pib and pogrom.
Jul 12, 2023
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(2)
Pib And Pog (1994)
Pib disarmed, violence continues.
Jul 12, 2023
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(1)
Definition Please (2020)
Smoke calms Bee Queen.
Jul 11, 2023
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(2)
I Love To Singa (1936)
Owl swings through trees.
Jul 11, 2023
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(1)
I Love To Singa (1936)
Owl wins taloned show.
Jul 9, 2023
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(3)
I Love To Singa (1936)
Boogie-Woodsy
Jul 9, 2023
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(1)
Monolith (2016)
Faulty GPS and CPS.
Jun 4, 2023
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I.C.U. (2009)
See saucy Aussie CCTV.
Jun 4, 2023
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(2)
Humorous Phases Of Funny Faces (1906)
Facetious short facial feature.
Jun 2, 2023
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(2)
Scarface (1983)
Tempers, empire, noses: Blowup.
Jun 2, 2023
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East Of The River (1940)
Italians grate over Romayne.
Jun 2, 2023
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Circus Of The Dead (2014)
Insaner Clown Posse.
Jun 2, 2023
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Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Undead (2009)
Revamping Hamlet, Offed-Broadway.
May 16, 2023
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(1)
Moving Picture Operator On A Drunk (1902)
Screen, projectionist both lit.
May 16, 2023
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Champion Beer Drinker, The (1900)
30 early film drafts?
May 16, 2023
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Silent Bloodnight (2006)
Alpenhorny Austrians penalized austerely.
May 16, 2023
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Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
Filmmakers prescribed Aunty psychotic.
May 16, 2023
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Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
Cheryl surely shan't share.
May 16, 2023
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Nancy, Please (2012)
Nancy symbolizes the dickens.
May 16, 2023
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Shark Exorcist (2015)
Poisson possession.
May 15, 2023
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Accordion Player (1888)
For unsound accordion fans.
May 15, 2023
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Alice's Circus Daze (1927)
Alice's act isn't drawing.
May 15, 2023
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Beware The Gonzo (2010)
News, Flash.
May 15, 2023
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Nancy, Please (2012)
Co-occupant preoccupation: Textbook case.
May 15, 2023
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Jackass 4.5 (2022)
Jackass behinds: The scene.
Jun 13, 2022
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Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)
Donuts fritter life away.
Jun 9, 2022
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
Alex fails rabbit test.
Jun 6, 2022
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