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252	Mr Hankey (131)
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Another middle-aged dad

Reviews by 'Mr Hankey'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 131 reviews published to date.

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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

Harry chews over Cho.

Dec 7, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

Harry's dream comes true.

Dec 4, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)

Werewolves of Hogwarts, Harry-Ooo.

Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Hamburger Helper sans meat.

Jan 6, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Dog can't keep up.

Jul 14, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Rear Window (1954)

Jimmy stumbles with Grace.

Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Starship Troopers (1997)

Bugs take out Argentina.

Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

King Kong (2005)

Gentle-Kongs prefer blondes.

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 4/5

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King Kong (2005)

Naomi wants Kong love.

Jan 13, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Life Of Brian (1979)

Idle whistles while nailed.

Dec 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Sky High (2005)

Son gets puberty powers.

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 4/5

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50 First Dates (2004)

Studying walruses in Hawaii??

Dec 6, 2005
Scored 3/5

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50 First Dates (2004)

Short term love affair.

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Finding Neverland (2004)

British crowd enjoys Peter.

Dec 22, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Dazed And Confused (1993)

Ben chases freshmen boys.

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Bewitched (2005)

Uncle Arthur is imaginary.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 1/5

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Bewitched (2005)

Nicole cast by nose.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Icy walk to NYC.

Nov 5, 2005
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

2 Days In The Valley (1996)

Killer gives 60 seconds.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Sperm buildup poster boy.

Jan 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote

40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Andy has porn nightmare.

Jan 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote

And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

He's an okay lumberjack.

Sep 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Aviator, The (2004)

Howard Hughes does Hollywood.

Jul 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Bad News Bears (2005)

Many Kinnear testicle jokes.

Jan 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Batman Begins (2005)

New Batman defeats Darkman.

Jul 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Batman Begins (2005)

Batman's Hummer jostles Katie.

Aug 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Battlestar Galactica (1978)

Cylons destroy pesky humans.

Aug 31, 2005
Unscored

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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Butt-Head's hard for Chelsea.

Aug 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Beyond The Sea (2004)

Darin and Dee's destinies.

Aug 15, 2005
Unscored

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Beyond The Sea (2004)

Darin dons many toupees.

Aug 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Beyond The Sea (2004)

Dreamloving Darin gets Dee.

Aug 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Big Bad Mama (1974)

TJ Hooker cops Policewoman.

Aug 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Cowboys travel Hershey Highway.

Jan 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bubba Ho-tep (2002)

'Hunka Hunka' Burning Mummy.

Aug 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Bubba Ho-tep (2002)

Elvis has broken pelvis.

Aug 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Candy (1968)

Gardener Ringo takes Candy.

Sep 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)

Reborn lion eats queen.

Jan 13, 2006
Unscored

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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)

Kids fulfill Narnian prophecy.

Jan 16, 2006
Unscored

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Cinderella Man (2005)

Crowe fights Jethro's dad.

Jan 13, 2006
Unscored

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Cloverfield (2008)

Camcorder survives nuclear bomb.

Jul 9, 2008
Unscored

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Collateral (2004)

Going Cruising for bruising.

Aug 2, 2005
Unscored

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Color Purple, The (1985)

Everyone calls Whoopi ugly.

Aug 9, 2005
Unscored

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Color Purple, The (1985)

Whoopi takes a licking.

Aug 9, 2005
Unscored

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Compleat Beatles, The (1984)

Let It Be - ended.

Oct 18, 2005
Unscored

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Concert For George (2003)

Harrison's friends pay tribute.

Sep 9, 2005
Unscored

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Dark Knight, The (2008)

Joker lipstick all smeared.

Jul 14, 2008
Unscored

Vote (1)

Fantastic Four (2005)

Three heroes, one flamer.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Flightplan (2005)

Husband has dynamite coffin.

Feb 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Friday Night Lights (2004)

Billy-Bob told don't lose!!

Aug 30, 2005
Unscored

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Friday Night Lights (2004)

Team gets Boobie replacement.

Aug 31, 2005
Unscored

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Give My Regards To Broad Street (1984)

Paul searches for tapes.

Sep 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Golem, The (1920)

Jewish clay monster attacks.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

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Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)

Rebecca has major postpartum.

Jan 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Hard Day's Night, A (1964)

Reality Show of Beatlemania.

Sep 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Hard Day's Night, A (1964)

Ringo strolls around village.

Sep 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)

Asian stoner burger run.

Jul 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Help! (1965)

Beatles in the Bahamas.

Sep 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

High School Musical (2006)

Disney Channel's cash cow.

Nov 3, 2007
Unscored

Vote

Hoodwinked! (2005)

Andy Dick is Mastermind???

Jul 6, 2006
Unscored

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Hulk (2003)

Betty likes 'em big.

Aug 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Frenzy getting into Sullivan.

Sep 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Nerd collects Paul's grass.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Terrorist thwarted by lightning.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Wendie Jo wins tickets.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Beatles take New York.

Mar 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Incredible Hulk, The (2008)

Hulk not Ang-Lee.

Jul 3, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Jungle Book, The (1967)

Man-cub beats tiger.

Jan 27, 2010
Unscored

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Just Friends (2005)

Faris takes a Tazer.

Jun 8, 2006
Unscored

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Just Friends (2005)

Microwave mishap grounds plane.

Jun 8, 2006
Unscored

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Just Like Heaven (2005)

Unconsciously Blonde.

Feb 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

Just Like Heaven (2005)

Reese's spirit wants eviction.

Feb 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote

K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)

Sub movie sans torpedos.

May 12, 2006
Unscored

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Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Ditka sent for juice-box.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Ferrell saved by Italians.

Mar 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Bing-Bong has two moms.

Mar 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Kissin' Cousins (1964)

Elvis plays dual roles.

Sep 18, 2005
Unscored

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Kissin' Cousins (1964)

Elvis becomes a blonde.

Jan 23, 2006
Unscored

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Ladder 49 (2004)

Firemen troll grocery store.

Mar 19, 2006
Unscored

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Last Samurai, The (2003)

Cruise becomes 'Lone Samurai'.

May 5, 2006
Unscored

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Last Samurai, The (2003)

Tom shorter than Japanese.

May 5, 2006
Unscored

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Let It Be (1970)

Beatles give rooftop concert.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Let It Be (1970)

Everpresent Yoko bewitches Lennon.

Sep 10, 2005
Unscored

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Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)

Jaguar shark is HUGE.

Sep 17, 2005
Unscored

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Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)

Murray and the Pirates.

Sep 15, 2005
Unscored

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Live Aid (1985)

McCartney's microphone goes out.

Sep 11, 2005
Unscored

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Magic Christian, The (1969)

Cash grabbing in turd-pile.

Sep 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Magical Mystery Tour (1967)

Electric Kool-Aid Beatle Trip.

Sep 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Meaning Of Life, The (1983)

Catholics and sacred sperm.

Sep 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Meaning Of Life, The (1983)

Whale eats wafer: KABOOM.

Sep 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005)

Bullock saves kidnapped queen.

Aug 31, 2005
Unscored

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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005)

Battle at Treasure Island.

Aug 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Mission Galactica: The Cylon Attack (1978)

Commander is Lorne-ly in space.

Jan 13, 2006
Unscored

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Must Love Dogs (2005)

Cusack doesn't carry protection.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

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New World, The (2005)

Tattoos prominent in Jamestown.

Jun 4, 2006
Unscored

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Sparrow given Black Mark.

Jul 16, 2006
Unscored

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Princess And The Frog, The (2009)

Disney debuts darkie princess.

Jan 6, 2010
Unscored

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Rebound (2005)

Big Momma beats Paddy.

Jul 31, 2006
Unscored

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Sahara (2005)

Matt helms desert adventure.

Jul 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

Bitten Britons become zombies.

Sep 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

She's The Man (2006)

Amanda becomes quick-change artist.

Sep 5, 2006
Unscored

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