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Reviews by 'Arch Stanton'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
381
reviews published to date.
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Black slab inspires monkey.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Astronaut old-age pensioner.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer takes the huff.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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39 Steps, The (1935)
Donat dunks in river.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace demonstrates neat parking.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Robin Hood's Technicolourful frolics.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Hood stabs Sherlock Holmes.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Marian gets trouser sword.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Nostromo crew bite it.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Badlands (1973)
Malicks malevolent malcontents massacre.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Hawkins catches No. 41.
May 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Androids have short run.
Dec 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bullitt (1968)
Robert Vaughn sublimely oleaginous.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance shoots better moving.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Fed-Ex package delivered.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Hanks hankering catches tanker.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Religon cuts movie magic.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman lays some tarmac.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Cleef has mobile armory.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest peas, Jenny carrots.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Bullet bites Gump's buttocks.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
French Connection, The (1971)
Frog One very slippery.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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French Connection, The (1971)
Gene modifies organised criminals.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye disguised as Santa.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe entertains the plebeians.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
A Man Killed Horse.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Killers, The (1946)
Kitty toys with Swede.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
King Kong (2005)
Anne - Kong's prime mate.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Ed Exley keeps glasses.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Hudgens gets big adios.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Marlowe drives cool car.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Marlowe buys cat food.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Lorre gets bitch-slapped.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Metropolis (1927)
Creation of first replicant.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Maggie was a contender.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Maggie's ma- trailer trash.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Monster's Ball (2001)
Thornton prefers plastic spoon.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Predator (1987)
Predator hunts the Terminator.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Predator (1987)
Predator has shoulder cannon.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Thugs show true colours.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Shiny Harry.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Robocop (1987)
The Re-Enforceder.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Samoura�, Le (1967)
Whistling bird is watchdog.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Starling captures Buffalo.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Ingmar's summer lovin' flick.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun whizz song writer.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Its curtains for children.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Flibbertijibbet is also clown.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Cloud pinning perplexes nuns.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Liquidator.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T1000 sticky when hot.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator pressed into... inaction.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Loot hidden behind blackboard.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Bridges sidesteps dog shit.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Touching The Void (2003)
Climbing partner burns trousers.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Bogart, Huston, Holt: gold.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Viridiana (1961)
Indictment of organised religeon.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Viridiana (1961)
Fernando date rapes nun.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Sally has spaghetti-oooo's.
Dec 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Borg's life's been futile.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ventura ace with pea-shooter.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Jokes delivered jet speed.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Burstyn singing road movie.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Hurt gets gut feeling.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley bitch slaps alien.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
All The President's Men (1976)
Deep Throat spills beans.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Tricky Dicky's sneaky buggers.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Rose petal besprinkled blonde.
May 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Colonel Fitts in closet.
May 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
NRA Head goes rowing.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Judah and Hur Sister.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bullitt (1968)
McQueen original maverick cop.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance can't swim... funny.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance is naturally blabby.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Hanks removes protective elastoplast.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Videotapes keep Hanks occupied.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Castaway companion bloody volleyball.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Aliens do some vacuuming.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Marine biologist interstellar traveller.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman back-sasses the boss.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Nicholson tinkles truck ivories.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Chiming watch starts shooting.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Hunchback of El Paso.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe, Phoenix cross swords.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw's in Jaws.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Killers, The (1946)
Swede gets rubbed out.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Killers, The (1946)
Gardner titivates big Swede.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Rolo Tomasi catches Cromwell.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Exley insults Lana Turner.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Spacey gets shot surprisingly.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Cybill's diving board striptease.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Gould chain smoking Marlowe.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Metropolis (1927)
Freder seeks classless system.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Maggie protects herself... initially.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando sings like canary.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Predator (1987)
Terminator terminates the Predator.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Predator (1987)
Schwarzenegger gets primal.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Samoura�, Le (1967)
Delon hitman Jef Costello.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shane (1953)
Ladd,Heflin uproot stump.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
Swedish summer lovin' blast.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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