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Reviews by 'oneshallstand'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
30
reviews published to date.
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Alien (1979)
Alien eggs on Hurt.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Alien baby kills franchise.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Alien� (1992)
Dog alien dogs prisoners.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aliens (1986)
Reiser stitches up Weaver.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predators stink, alien sinks.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Batman And Robin (1997)
Poison Ivy wilts franchise.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Batman Begins (2005)
Christian in Wayne manner.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
How West was fun.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Medieval French conspiracy: eerie.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
The Bigger Chill.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Deep Rising (1998)
Crooks versus unfeasible cephalopod.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Lycanthropes at soldiers throats.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Equal parts: Diesel, nitro.
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ghostbusters (1984)
Marshmallow whipped.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Vigo V Ghostbusters.
Nov 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hollow Man (2000)
Eggheads make Bacon disappear.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Microcosmos (1996)
Up close and entomological.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mummy, The (1999)
Adulterous mummy covets Weiss.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pitch Black (2000)
Eclipse monsters eclipse Vin.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Predator (1987)
Preying for Victory.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Predator 2 (1990)
Busey Splits, Glover Hits.
Nov 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Serenity (2005)
Alan Tudyk's Wash: out.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Headless villain, toothless hero.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Starship Troopers (1997)
Bug's guts, human's glory.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thing, The (1982)
Alien horror on ice.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Titan A.E. (2000)
Damon saves humanity graphically.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tremors (1990)
Jaws of the desert.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Van Helsing (2004)
Famous vampire hunter bites.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Village, The (2004)
Extreme Quakers see red.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Hare-raising horticultural horror.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
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