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Reviews by 'silverlynx35'

Current status of Movie buff with a total of 81 reviews published to date.

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Chasing Amy (1997)

Holden out for hetero.

Nov 29, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Hanzo blade, 88s puree'd.

Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Tarentino's blade cuts movie.

Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Bride peppered with salt.

Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

�Three Amigos! (1986)

Male plane delivers Amigos.

Nov 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

�Three Amigos! (1986)

Jefe-handed Mexicans are fooled.

Dec 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

102 Dalmatians (2000)

101 wasn't enough?

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

21 Grams (2003)

Penn rights Benicio's wrongs.

Nov 4, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

50 First Dates (2004)

Barrymore's performance, not memorable.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

6th Day, The (2000)

More like '6th Dud'.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Aladdin (1992)

In-genie-ous pauper defeats Jafar.

Dec 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Alive (1993)

In-flight meal: you!

Nov 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Analyse This (1999)

DeNiro cries, audience laughs.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Antz (1998)

Antz dance, Gene mean.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Big-haired Beyonce beautiful.

Dec 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote

AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

$50 on Alien, d'oh.

Oct 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Baby Geniuses (1999)

Smart babies, dumb movie.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote

BASEketball (1998)

SP guys score: not!

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)

Harriers, cockroaches survive armageddon.

Dec 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Bean (1997)

Bean recreates old bat.

Mar 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Beetlejuice (1988)

Undead dig calypso beat.

Dec 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Axel greases alphabet bandits.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Big (1988)

Tom Hanks kids around.

Dec 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Bill, Ted, grateful dead.

Nov 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Washington, Dollar bill guy.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Birdcage, The (1996)

Lane does Wayne, pardner.

Dec 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Boondock Saints, The (1999)

Rocco ruins brothers' gig.

Mar 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Cast Away (2000)

Hanks and Volleyball bond.

Jan 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Caveman (1981)

Provides 'ool' for thought.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)

Diesel eyes sequel.

Dec 14, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Cold Mountain (2003)

Nicole laying the Law.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Con Air (1997)

Prison transport goes Air-wry.

Dec 1, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Crazy People (1990)

We see Moore's nuts.

Nov 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

Great White North... America.

Nov 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)

America becomes skiers' paradise.

Nov 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Williams seizes Oscar nomination.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Dogma (1999)

Hoods are Angels' halos.

Nov 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Down Periscope (1996)

Navy given Grammer lesson.

Dec 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Soap pile drives Pyle.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Godzilla (1998)

Hollywood brings Godzilla down.

Feb 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Golden Child, The (1986)

Child animates soda can.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Good Morning Vietnam (1987)

DJ becomes VC VIP.

Dec 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Green Mile, The (1999)

Gnats cause cancer.

Nov 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Green Mile, The (1999)

Shawshank with supernatural twist.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Sandler rams 'mister' lady.

Mar 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Happy Weathers Shooter's shouter.

Dec 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

Eastwood Recon-structs platoon.

Mar 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Highlander (1986)

Kurgen resembles medieval Vader.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Hitcher, The (1986)

Fries become finger-food.

Nov 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Honeymoon In Vegas (1992)

Caan's con Cages Parker.

Dec 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Iron Giant, The (1999)

Giant's actions are Vin-dictated.

Nov 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)

Meg, Tom get hot.

Nov 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

L.A. Story (1991)

Wacky weather helps Martin.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Lost In Translation (2003)

Camoflage shirt equals crisis.

Dec 2, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)

English laud Crowe's feat.

Nov 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Memento (2000)

Leonard is Pierced Guy.

Nov 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Michael (1996)

Angel's angle aids Andie.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Misery (1990)

Prose of Caan de-Bated.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Multiplicity (1996)

Us? We're Batmen.

Dec 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Muppets From Space (1999)

Yoda is Gonzo's cousin.

Dec 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Nothing To Lose (1997)

Freaky Jason frightens Lawrence.

Mar 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Office Space (1999)

Flair causes Aniston angst.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Office Space (1999)

Fired Milton fires employer.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Platoon (1986)

Sheen torn between sergeants.

Dec 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Platoon (1986)

Barnes-storming in Vietnam.

Dec 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Princess Bride, The (1987)

Name's Inigo Montoyo, die.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Recruit, The (2003)

Pacino: Spooky spook teacher.

Nov 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Robocop (1987)

C3PO on (d)roids.

Dec 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Robocop 2 (1990)

Murphy's Law-enforcement.

Dec 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Robocop 2 (1990)

Droids on 'roids.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Roxanne (1987)

Steve Martin, Pinocchio's dad.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

What the? Willis died?

Oct 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Stand By Me (1986)

Boys need some-body.

Mar 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (2)

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Slave Leia; hubba hubba.

Dec 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Terminal, The (2004)

Well accented Hanks delivers.

Nov 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

The Jackal (1997)

Jack's crack induces whack.

Dec 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Woody's arm this time.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Toys talking times 2.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Van Helsing (2004)

Frank's monster finds friends.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Van Helsing (2004)

'Underworld' meets 'X-Men'.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

X-Men (2000)

Cyclops: One-eyed thunder.

Dec 19, 2004
Unscored

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