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Reviews by 'yuzaname'
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALien life forms.
Aug 16, 2004
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2010 (1984)
Hyams' mighty sequel attempt.
Sep 22, 2005
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Law turns metal - wood.
Jul 18, 2006
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Amadeus (1984)
That's art Mozart!
Aug 30, 2006
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American Beauty (1999)
Plastic bags fascinate endlessly.
Aug 16, 2004
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(6)
Arrival, The (1996)
New Sheen on ET.
Dec 8, 2004
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(2)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
That O.C.D. S.O.B.
Sep 12, 2006
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(1)
Beguiled, The (1971)
Clint gets legless.
Jun 25, 2005
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Being There (1979)
Gardner's words; nations flourish.
Mar 13, 2005
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(3)
Best In Show (2000)
Willard's wonderfully whimsical commentary.
Jul 23, 2005
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(1)
Bestiality (1976)
Ca(sixty)nine!
Jul 14, 2006
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(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Finney's final last stand.
Feb 1, 2005
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(2)
Biker Zombies (2001)
Very Evil Knievel!
Aug 19, 2005
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(2)
Bird (1988)
Clint's dark vision flies.
Jul 28, 2006
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Blacula (1972)
It's a Black 'Fang.
May 30, 2005
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Blood Work (2002)
Clint lacks real heart.
Sep 12, 2006
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Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
Warren gets his oats.
Sep 26, 2005
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Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
Warren gets good head.
Sep 26, 2005
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(1)
Broadcast News (1987)
Hurt Holly's no-one's folly!
Nov 16, 2005
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Caligula (1979)
Equine fisticuffs fits snugly.
Jul 12, 2005
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Camp Nowhere (1994)
Lloyd bridges age gap.
Nov 7, 2005
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Car Wash (1976)
Clean Wheels Of Soul.
Jun 30, 2005
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Casablanca (1942)
Slick Rick spanks Nazis.
Aug 21, 2004
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Cat-women Of The Moon (1953)
Cats like moon cheese.
Aug 15, 2005
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(1)
Champ, The (1979)
Ring bashing leaves tears.
Mar 8, 2005
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(1)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Salty chocolate balls.
Jun 25, 2005
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(4)
Code 46 (2003)
Dreary genetics moral fable.
Feb 7, 2005
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(1)
Conan The Destroyer (1984)
Arnie Chins a Camel.
Aug 6, 2005
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(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
The art in fighting.
Jul 27, 2006
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Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Pinocchio syndrome pleases Roxanne.
Aug 11, 2005
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Daydream Believers: The Monkees Story (2000)
Aping group goes bananas!
Aug 31, 2006
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Demon Seed (1977)
Cyber spunk's Julie's hunk.
Jul 13, 2005
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Devil's Backbone, The (2001)
Spanish spirits spectacularly spiral.
Mar 18, 2005
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
It's funny cold world.
Aug 18, 2004
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(2)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Burning desire to read.
Dec 8, 2004
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(22)
Front Page, The (1931)
Screwball tabloid scruples!
Nov 29, 2005
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Get On The Bus (1996)
Moving Millions (by Bus).
Jul 25, 2005
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Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
Wines of the poor.
Sep 10, 2006
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(2)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Poetry but not Vogon.
May 24, 2005
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Vet's hallucinogenic twisted trip.
Jul 6, 2005
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Jaws (1975)
Shark spills his guts.
Sep 5, 2005
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(1)
Johnny Be Good (1988)
Uma's early shower.
Aug 31, 2006
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Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Bleat me to death.
Jul 18, 2006
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(2)
Ladybugs (1992)
No balls soccer fest.
Nov 5, 2005
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(1)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust with Italian twist.
Nov 16, 2005
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Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive (1989)
Kleenex Klan hits town.
Aug 1, 2005
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Holy Moly, welease Woger.
Jul 23, 2005
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Microwave Massacre (1983)
Husband's wife for dinner.
Aug 1, 2005
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Knight left 'armless / legless.
Mar 9, 2006
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Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Stuck in first Gere.
Jul 18, 2006
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Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
My name's Muppet Caine!
Jan 4, 2007
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(1)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Stand, deliver, Downunder.
Aug 17, 2005
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(1)
Outlaw, The (1943)
Mammaries of a Gunslinger.
Jul 6, 2005
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Liberty frozen in sand.
Feb 7, 2005
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(4)
Players (1979)
Let the Deuce Flow.
Aug 26, 2005
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Columbo's tallest story yet.
Nov 23, 2004
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(8)
Remains Of The Day, The (1993)
Keeping the lid on.
Jul 31, 2006
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Robin And Marian (1976)
Robin made Marian.
Nov 28, 2005
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(2)
Roof Sex (2003)
Ceiling with feeling.
Sep 23, 2005
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Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Low down lip reading.
Jul 18, 2006
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Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Knight's fun proves deadly.
Feb 7, 2005
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Singin' In The Rain (1952)
O'Connor bounces off walls.
Aug 11, 2005
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(1)
Six Million Dollar Man, The (1973)
Steve Austin's Strongarm Tactics!
Jun 30, 2005
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Spaceballs (1987)
Farce be with you.
Feb 22, 2006
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(3)
Sympathy For The Devil (1968)
Godard gets Stoned.
Aug 10, 2005
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Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968)
McQueen's Dunaway with loot.
Mar 22, 2005
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Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Golden prospects turn nasty.
Aug 30, 2005
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Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood's Munny settles up!
Aug 31, 2006
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(1)
Waiting For Woody Allen (2004)
Two Jews awaiting woody.
Aug 1, 2005
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Westworld (1973)
Actor plays robot, acting.
Jan 7, 2005
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(4)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Spousal abuse sing-a-long.
Jul 12, 2005
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(3)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Snow fun bashing Nazis!
Jan 23, 2005
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(5)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
'Sno fun shooting Nazis.
Sep 10, 2006
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(2)
White Dog (1982)
McNichol gives dog tickle!
Nov 16, 2005
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Wild Bunch, The (1969)
Peckinpah's bunch, packs punch.
Jul 25, 2005
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Wimbledon (2004)
Deucey love match court.
Feb 7, 2005
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Wonderful Ice Cream Suit, The (1998)
Sartorial whimsies tailor made.
Jan 29, 2005
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(2)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Substandard drawn out submariners.
Mar 22, 2005
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Warm violins warn violence.
Sep 10, 2004
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(1)
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