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Reviews by 'Turducken'
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with a total of
1060
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10 From Your Show Of Shows (1973)
All hail Sid Caesar!
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
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10 From Your Show Of Shows (1973)
Caesar served with Coca.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Dirty Shame, A (2004)
Tracey takes on Waters.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Dirty Shame, A (2004)
Selma Blair's big boobs!
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Dirty Shame, A (2004)
'Let's go SEXIN'!'.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Dirty Shame, A (2004)
Hasselhoffian Poo Makes Cameo.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Dirty Shame, A (2004)
Neuters vs Sex Addicts.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Dirty Shame, A (2004)
Hasselhoff surfs sky toilet.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Dirty Shame, A (2004)
Selma titty whips biker.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Child makes mad Dash.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Spandex stretched to limits.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Jackson: cold as Ice.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Cape is fashion disaster.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Devil baby gets heavy.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Daughter's invisible self image.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Elastigirl has JLo's butt.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(23)
Sin City (2005)
Rodriguez's gritty Miller comic.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Sin City (2005)
Mickey Rourke's big comeback.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Sin City (2005)
Alba's non-nude stripper.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Sin City (2005)
Miller, Rodriguez, Tarantino = Violence.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Benicio loses his head.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Sin City (2005)
Delo Toro gets swirly.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
That Yellow Bastard Stinks.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Sin City (2005)
Miller is doomed priest.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Nigel plans musical Ripper.
Jun 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Smell the Glove - Sexist.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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48 Hours To Romance (2003)
Drunk actor tries romance.
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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All Babes Want To Kill Me (2004)
Brother raises a stink.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Andy Kaufman Plays Carnegie Hall (1979)
Milk/ cookies for everyone!
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Andy Kaufman Special, The (1979)
Best Elvis/ Latka ever.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
Batman jumps the shark.
May 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Batman (1989)
Joker Jack's purple reign.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker poisons hair products.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Black Like Me (1964)
Whitmore great: True story.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Tastily bad, Bloody Waters.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Burning Bed, The (1984)
Farrah burns Le Mattress.
May 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Charley Varrick (1973)
Varrick has full trunk.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Bill Murray = Bad Waiter.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cry-Baby (1990)
Tracy Lords over Drapes.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Female Trouble (1974)
John Waters on beauty.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Flying Tigers (1942)
Flying Tigers; dirty windshields.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gunfight, A (1971)
Cashing in Kirk's chips.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hairspray (1988)
Jerry Stiller does Divine.
May 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Happiness (1998)
Lovitz meets pathetic end.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Hardcore (1979)
Great Scott! Daughter's dirty!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Hopkins is psychic friend.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Davis rats out Hopkins.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Glove left in will.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Closeted teen carries bat.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Hellboy (2004)
Selma Blair's on fire!
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mean Girls (2004)
Fey Times Ridgemont High.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Extreme Makeover, Greek-style.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Other, The (1972)
Twin gets the finger.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pecker (1998)
Teabagging the art scene.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pecker (1998)
Water's Pecker IS significant.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pecker (1998)
Pecker: full of grace!
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Waters: Chicken fuckingly good.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pleasantville (1998)
Color JT Walsh gone.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Kurtwood says 'Bitches leave!'.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Robocop (1987)
Paul Crane goes SPLAT.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saddest Music In The World, The (2003)
Half Isabella, still sexy!
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Serial Mom (1994)
Momma's a whack job.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Tasty engenue; hungry psycho.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Sounder (1972)
Paul Winfield's weepy legacy.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Stanley And Livingstone (1939)
Tracey classic, I presume.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Spock dies, Trek lives.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Kirk wrecks the ride.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Whale-sized waist lines.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Sulu gets solo ship.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Night Of Living Borg.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Number Two directs one.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke wears intestinal parka.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Give Dad a hand!
Dec 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Superman II (1980)
Superman blows super powers.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
Banderas bondage, Almodovar-style.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Westworld (1973)
Striesand's hubby eats lead.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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When Worlds Collide (1951)
Big planets go boom.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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X-Men (2000)
Cyclops gets tiny role.
May 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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X2 (2003)
Dark Pheonix on deck.
May 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Pacino chews the bench.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Alfonso Arau slays audience.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Short drinks dirt.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The (1939)
Holmes cooks with Basil.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Almost Famous (2000)
Reporter and groupies bond.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Magazine uses child labor.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Almost Famous (2000)
Bandaids adhere to flesh.
Nov 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
The Darker Knight Returns.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman Returns (1992)
Batman says Me Ow!
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bewitched (2005)
Nicole's nose twitching magic.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Blade (1998)
Vampire sucks Traci Lords.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Blue Hawaii (1961)
Skinny Elvis gets leid.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Caddyshack (1980)
Rodney disses Ted's hat.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Chevy, Murray's doob-ious meeting.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Knight swings bedroom iron.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Girl likes comics? Lesbian!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Columbo: Swan Song (1974)
Columbo gets his Cash.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Connie And Carla (2004)
Big Fat Greek Karaoke.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Creepshow (1982)
Grouchy Marshall gets buggy.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Another blind horny dude.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Hey Kingpin! Nice tan!
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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