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Reviews by 'Turducken'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1060
reviews published to date.
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Invasion, The (2007)
Invasion of Botox Snatchers.
Aug 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Invasion, The (2007)
Kidman emotionless? A stretch.
Aug 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Zoom (2006)
The Super Clause.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zoom (2006)
Super Hero's Home Improvement.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Doing movie for 'DOH'.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Torgo: hump-kneed Renfield.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Lingerie clad brides = CATFIGHT!
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Garth: Oldest Teen EVER.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Lucky runt: web stunt.
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Two from 'Taxi' crazy.
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Big Brawl, The (1980)
Chan's Brawl big bomb.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Lincoln (2012)
Ford's Theatre: Ouuuuuuuch!
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gladiatress (2004)
Gladiatresses 'Smack The Pony'.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Batman Dracula (1964)
Warhol pushes copyright violations.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Madagascar Penguins In A Christmas Caper, The (2005)
Peguins persue Old Lady.
Nov 8, 2005
Unscored
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Billy Bibbit = Billy Bud.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sky High (2005)
McDonald's 'head' of class.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zoom (2006)
Incredibles meets X-Men.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Country Bears, The (2002)
Guitars are bear necessities.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014)
Miller dishes new Thriller.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Billy Bibbit Boinks Bimbo.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
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Puss In Boots (2011)
Nip Addict flies solo.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shopgirl (2005)
Too Old? Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shopgirl (2005)
Too old for Danes?
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shopgirl (2005)
Dudes for Danes.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Reverse Of The Curse Of The Bambino (2004)
Sox Sux no more.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zoom (2006)
Retired Hero teaches teens.
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fun With Dick And Jane (2005)
New Dick, same fun.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Replaces bolts for nuts.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Happy Together (1997)
Ruffians Powing on Po-Wing.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sky High (2005)
Campbell's a loud mouth.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Redneck is burning Cross.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sky High (2005)
Super heroes are babies.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blair Thumb, The (2002)
Frankenthumb is the witch!!!
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
I'm Dancing As Fast As I Can (1982)
Princess Valium.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Yom Kicker.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Rock School (2005)
ABC Notes.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Freshly baked death.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Doughing them in.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Polanski IS Artful Dodger.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Incomplete Passover.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
When Bread Goes Bad.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Not dead, just loafing.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Crazy Legs Conti: Zen And The Art Of Competitive Eating (2004)
All You Zen Eat.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Cross's development arrested.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Inseminoid (1981)
Alien wields turkey baster.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (2003)
Charlotte's children spin sequel.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bat Thumb (2001)
Blue Jay- embarassingly gay.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sky High (2005)
Super Kids in Hall.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Case Of The Stuttering Pig, The (1937)
Petrified porker pronounces poorly.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
V.I. Warshawski (1991)
Thick Turner: Private Dick.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Lincoln (2012)
Booth's Close Encounter.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Lynde likes to swallow.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Band Of The Hand (1986)
Druggies talk to Hand.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godthumb, The (2001)
Thumbs get clipped.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Blaine is stool capital.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams delivers robotic performance.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jaws 2 (1978)
Cajun style shark.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Virgin Queen, The (1955)
Scary Elizabeth, scarier Davis.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah (1995)
Kosher Sheep.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Memories Of M*A*S*H (1991)
Eleven year Korean War.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Big Red One, The (1980)
Skywalker goes to War.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Billy Jack Goes To Washington (1977)
One Tin Politician.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964)
Larry, Moe, Curly Jun.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Memories Of M*A*S*H (1991)
Suicide, Documentary is painless.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Memories Of M*A*S*H (1991)
Swapping 'Swamp' Stories.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Parting the Red C.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Tickle, no Pickle.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Memories Of M*A*S*H (1991)
Remembering the 4077th.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Ark sinks like Brick.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Carell completes film Ark.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Evan Almighty (2007)
Freeman: Twice the God.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Appleseed (2004)
3D warrior battles robots.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Flight Of The Intruder (1991)
Dooke hits the fan.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Elvis (1968)
Elvis regains swivel, sizzle.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Son Of Tarzan (1920)
Chip off old Ape.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Wilson's rich fantasy life.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sesame Street Jam: A Musical Celebration (1994)
Oscar hits the cans.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Revenge Of The Creature (1955)
Zippered creature returns.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Glove left in will.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Ryder leads, Jolie stars.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sky High (2005)
Mr. Boy misses Commander.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
I Heard The Owl Call My Name (1973)
American priest heads north.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wish For Wings That Work, A (1991)
Flight of the Penguin.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wish For Wings That Work, A (1991)
Bloom County's Opus blooms.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wish For Wings That Work, A (1991)
A magnificent Opus, Flying.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Frankenthumb (2002)
The thumb is... ALIVE!
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bat Thumb (2001)
Vicki is slutty thumb.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne, Garth wig out.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bug And A Bag Of Weed, A (2006)
Weeding out the finances.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Mushroom Eater, The (1980)
Tasters are slave labor.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Doyle-Murray suspects Corky's intentions.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Corky shops for 'wife'.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (2003)
Bacon saves Lamb Chops.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dracula Saga (1972)
Pregnancy sucks.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Simon Birch (1998)
Simon's murder at plate.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Babe (1995)
Cromwell ain't makin' bacon.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
Swampy romance lagooned.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Closeted teen carries bat.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Davis rats out Hopkins.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
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