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Reviews by 'Shiv'
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with a total of
107
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Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Impotent Elvis Jacks Mummy.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis avoids colonic irrigation.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Stony stare cracks Kraken.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Documentary about 'energetic' powermongers.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Smartest Guys In Jail.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Ikiru (1952)
Watanabe: underdog dies, wins.
Jan 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
Tibbs earns Gillespie's respect.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Lansbury mesmerises her son.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
'Beware of Guard Rabbit'.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Peck can't beat bigots.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Dozen dudes debate democracy.
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Cantakerous Cobb capitulates climactically.
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
20 Million Miles To Earth (1957)
Long journey - earthlings inhospitable!
Jul 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Amadeus (1984)
Immature Mozart's musically mature.
Jan 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart murdered by madman?
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Babe (1995)
There's Something About Babe.
Jan 5, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Somalian P.O.V. chopped.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Tight-lipped Ledger represses emotions.
Jan 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Tough tots tote tarts.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Capote (2005)
Killers kill Capote's career.
Mar 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Cat o' Nine Tails, The (1971)
Malden blindly follows clues.
Jan 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Poncelet Penned.
Mar 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Fiery rendition of Freebird.
Feb 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Everything Is Illuminated (2005)
Alex's English: enunciated eccentrically.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye wears pork pie.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Get Shorty (1995)
Hackman gets Chili welcome.
Jan 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(23)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghost toaster roller coaster.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Bushmen kick coke habit.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Golden Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1973)
Koura: he is Who?
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Pen mightier than Gun.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Hercules Returns (1993)
Ancient history: Aussie accents.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
Horny goat steals show.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
How To Get The Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (2003)
Mario mirrors Melvin's moviemaking.
Nov 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955)
'It' recycled as calamari.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Kokoda (2006)
Mud, jungle, ANZACS, mud.
Apr 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Hoffman's French toast improves.
Aug 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(10)
My Left Foot (1989)
Day-Lewis artfully portrays Brown.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Omagh (2004)
Bombing breaks town's heart.
Jan 5, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Winters takes a dive.
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Road To Perdition (2002)
'Perdition': Damnation and salvation.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Secuestro Express (2005)
Express kidnappers beat rap.
Mar 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Silkwood (1983)
Streep's illness? plutonium, smoking.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Marilyn, mascara, massacre, mayhem.
Dec 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Tenebre (1982)
Franciosa gets killer review.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Third Man, The (1949)
When Harry met Holly...
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Third Man, The (1949)
Limeys finally squeeze Lime.
Mar 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Train, The (1964)
Labiche: resists the Resistance.
Mar 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Transamerica (2005)
Bree's transgen(d)erational road trip.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Drug dealers 'smoke' Guerin.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
We Of The Never Never (1982)
Aborigines Gunned, not gunned.
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
7th Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1958)
Between Roc, hard place.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa naughty- steals presents.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Be Cool (2005)
Reheated Chili- slightly bland.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Bob The Butler (2005)
Whacky Green buttles Shields.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Broken Flowers (2005)
Son-seeking bachelor's existential roadtrip.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Zevon makes Cruise cool.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Cry_Wolf (2005)
Technology aids psychotic teen(r)ager.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Curious George (2006)
George of the Jungle.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Morning after night before.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers (1956)
Scientist singlehandedly scuppers saucers.
Aug 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(10)
First Men In The Moon (1964)
Cavor craves cross-cultural communication.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Fringe Dwellers, The (1986)
Trilby Comeaway goes away.
Sep 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Gung Ho (1986)
Japanese tweak, Americans freak.
May 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
X-dressing, flamboyant cock opera.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Carters pray, Mutants prey.
May 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Hollow Man II (2006)
Hollow Men.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Max murdered - gets crabby.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Fisherman hooked on murder.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(13)
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
Fish(erman) out of water.
May 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Clash of the Rocks.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Kiss Of The Dragon (2001)
Li misunderstands pool rules.
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Libertine, The (2004)
Restoration pisshead annoys King.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Man Who Sued God, The (2001)
God's deposition not taken.
Sep 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Minority Report (2002)
Balls violate human rights!
Mar 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Mysterious Island (1961)
Losing Nemo.
Jun 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(14)
R.V. (2006)
Williams in the shit.
Jul 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Rosewood (1997)
RoVing Rhames rescues Rosewoodians.
May 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Spotswood (1992)
Hopkins holds Balls up.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Superman Returns (2006)
Reeves lookalike resurrects franchise.
Mar 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Superman Returns (2006)
Crystals solve real-estate crisis.
Jan 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Superman Returns (2006)
Spacey out-Luthers Hackman - super!
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Terror Train (1980)
Copperfield: illusion of guilt.
May 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Things Are Tough All Over (1982)
Double dose of dopers.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Things Are Tough All Over (1982)
Guys become porn stars?!
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Wayne's World (1992)
Geeky Garth gets girl!
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller removes uncomfortable Y-fronts.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
3 Worlds Of Gulliver, The (1960)
Supersize me, Minimize me.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Armageddon (1998)
Buscemi off his rock(er).
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(13)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone's instinct still formulaic.
Apr 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Waters' demented Cinema Terror-t�.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Crop, The (2004)
Doper dupes dopey copper.
Nov 16, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Good Burger (1997)
Special sauce: Mondo Good.
Mar 5, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Grievous Bodily Harm (1988)
Friels hunts 'missing' prostitute.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Hollow Man (2000)
Sebastian Caine't be seen.
Jun 26, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Just My Luck (2006)
Lohan luckless, film laughless.
May 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Mildly amusing marsupial mayhem.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(9)
London (2005)
Manic Statham rants impotently.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(7)
One Million Years B.C. (1966)
'Ug' 'Aaargh!' 'Mmmm'...'Aaaah'.
Sep 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(11)
The Woods (2006)
Ms. Mackinaw: twitchy witch.
May 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Rubber sh4rk, rubbish plot.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(13)
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