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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7947
reviews published to date.
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Ape Man, The (1943)
Lugosi goes ape.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
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Bamboozled (2000)
Spike Lee tackles minstrelsy.
Aug 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Cowboys have digestive problems.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Celebrity (1998)
Branagh's a Woody stand-in.
Jun 14, 2017
Unscored
Vote
Cream Will Rise, The (1998)
Sophie's world.
Sep 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Dark Passage (1947)
Bogie pursues wife's killer.
Jul 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Doll's House, A (1973)
A Losey Ibsen production.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Galileo (1975)
A Losey Brecht play.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Great Gabbo, The (1929)
Gabbo has 'Otto' ego.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hungarian Dracula (1983)
Dracula in Lugosi's homeland.
Dec 13, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nighthawks (1981)
Sly tries 'Serpico' look.
Jun 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Robe, The (1953)
Burton gambles for garment.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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Robe, The (1953)
Christ crucified in CinemaScope.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Species II (1998)
Extraterrestrial vagina dentata.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
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Tragedy Of Macbeth, The (2021)
Miscegenation in medieval Scotland.
Mar 24, 2022
Unscored
Vote
What A Way To Go! (1964)
Newman is Larry Flint.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Exploring Paris by infrared.
Feb 25, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
1984 (1956)
Filmmakers scuttle Orwell's ending.
Apr 14, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
O'Brien doesn't play O'Brien.
Apr 14, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Julia is a blonde?
Apr 15, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Thought Police ride motorcycles.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Julia becomes 1950s housewife.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Orwell's O'Brien becomes O'Connor.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Emmanuel Goldstein becomes Kalador.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Orwell classic bowdlerized, Americanized.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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8MM (1999)
Nicolas Cage susses snuff.
May 28, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Vince Neil gets fried.
Nov 26, 2010
Scored 0/5
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American Anthem (1986)
Gaylord actually likes girls.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 0/5
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American Anthem (1986)
Gaylord's gymnast gets Jones.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 0/5
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American Anthem (1986)
Andy Taylor serenades Gaylord.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 0/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Spacey lusts after Suvari.
Nov 5, 2012
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Mena Suvari: Spacey's Lolita.
Nov 6, 2012
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Mendes' overrated suburban wallow.
Nov 6, 2012
Scored 0/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey smokes weed, masturbates.
Jan 4, 2013
Scored 0/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Cooper's a closet case.
Jan 4, 2013
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ferrell threatens ovary punching.
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Lord Bullingdon demands satisfaction.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 0/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Gambler purchases aristocratic title.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 0/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
O'Neal flogs aristocratic stepson.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Kubrick by candlelight.
Sep 25, 2009
Scored 0/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Ramblin', gamblin' Ryan O'Neal.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone exhibits crotch patch.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone goes commando.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(14)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Bisexual killer flashes labia.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas upstaged by vagina.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(15)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Police interrogators, pussy-whipped.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(9)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Exposed genitalia confounds investigators.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone's vaginal 'wink'.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas dog-humps Tripplehorn.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas licks Sharon's stone.
May 24, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone's panty-less provocation.
Mar 18, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
'Jagged Edge', roles reversed.
Sep 24, 2015
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone masturbates while driving.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Botoxic Stone takes London.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Holy crap sequel, Batman!
Jun 11, 2008
Scored 0/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Arnie kicks some ice!
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Franchise put on ice!
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Joel Schumacher redefines 'batshit'.
Nov 17, 2012
Scored 0/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientology founder's alien invasion.
Aug 11, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Hubbard's hokum! Travolta's revolting!
Aug 10, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Aliens' disgusting nose danglies!
Aug 10, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaches (1988)
Bette bitches at Barbara.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 0/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe hallucinates Ed Harris.
Jul 12, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Psychotic wins Nobel Prize.
Jul 27, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel plays with beaver.
May 7, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel tries puppet therapy.
May 7, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Ventriloquism cures depression?
May 7, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel markets beaver puppets.
May 7, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Beaver restores Mel's sanity.
May 7, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel's got beaver fever!
Apr 23, 2012
Scored 0/5
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Beyond The Sea (2004)
Spacey's inner child sings.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Darin' to become hippie.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(9)
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Spacey's schizophrenic musical biopic.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Spacey's creepy Darin obsession.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Spacey's bad-taste biopic.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Bubblegum crooner marries Gidget.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Spacey plays singing asshole.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Beyond The Sea (2004)
Kevin Spacey: lounge singer.
Aug 1, 2011
Scored 0/5
Vote
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Sequel: for the birds!
May 17, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Birds target Tippi again.
Jun 3, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
More angry birds!
May 26, 2021
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Birds, The (2013)
Remake: for the birds!
May 17, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
'Cock-juggling thundercunt' insult memorable.
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 0/5
Vote
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Marooned teens navigate puberty.
Sep 9, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Body Of Evidence (1993)
Carnal encounter induced coronary?
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 0/5
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Body Of Evidence (1993)
Mantegna cross-examines Madge.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Body Of Evidence (1993)
Madonna takes the stand.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Body Of Evidence (1993)
Madonna fucks Dafoe, twice.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Body Of Evidence (1993)
Madge drips candle wax.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise resembles Fu Manchu.
Dec 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise shouts 'Penis! Penis!'.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Paraplegic Cruise suffers E.D.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Stone's overblown Kovic biopic.
Apr 29, 2022
Scored 0/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise plays whiny paraplegic.
May 4, 2022
Scored 0/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise joins the Marines.
Jun 13, 2022
Scored 0/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Tom Cruises Vietnam.
Jun 15, 2022
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Mexican brothel services paraplegics.
Jun 21, 2022
Scored 0/5
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore ambushes senile Heston.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Heston clutches at straws.
Oct 5, 2010
Scored 0/5
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
America's gun fetish questioned.
Feb 26, 2011
Scored 0/5
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