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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
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Justin Credible (1948)
Reviews by 'Little Old Lady from Dubuque'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2001
reviews published to date.
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$9.99 (2008)
Meaning of life (discounted).
Mar 19, 2010
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'Night, Mother (1986)
Daughter dead! Happy ending?
Oct 20, 2006
Unscored
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Summer better than others.
Jun 25, 2014
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(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
499 days too long.
Nov 19, 2015
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Skinny socialite screws Salomon.
Feb 18, 2005
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton's hoochie highlights.
Feb 18, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Self-promoting heiress puts out.
Feb 24, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Sore little rich girl.
Mar 4, 2010
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Yeast (XXXcetera) rises!
Nov 15, 2006
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10 Items Or Less (2006)
10 items, less interesting.
Apr 18, 2008
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Gee whiz, lotta jizz.
Oct 3, 2008
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(1)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Jizz Slinger.
Mar 25, 2009
Unscored
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Pop. Pop. Jizz. Jizz.
Nov 20, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Juicy cinematography.
Dec 11, 2013
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Puppies have Close encounter.
Jan 5, 2005
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(1)
101 Rent Boys (2000)
101 boy hustlers confide.
Nov 9, 2005
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101 Rent Boys (2000)
Homo hooker's how-to.
Nov 9, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda creates jury gridlock.
Jan 27, 2005
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12 Men Of Christmas (2009)
Muscular men market Montana.
Dec 16, 2009
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(1)
12 Men Of Christmas (2009)
Chenoweth creates Chippendale-ish calender.
Dec 16, 2009
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(1)
12 Men Of Christmas (2009)
Publicist presents perfect pecs.
Dec 16, 2015
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(1)
12 Years A Slave (2013)
Novice Nyong'o steals screen!
Mar 11, 2014
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127 Hours (2010)
Franco (literally) disarming.
Nov 5, 2010
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(1)
17 Again (2009)
Zac juvenile Perry? Unbelievable!
May 12, 2009
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(2)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
2 predictable 2 repetitive.
Dec 8, 2010
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200 American (2003)
Aussie hustler finds love.
Nov 3, 2005
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL not a pal.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
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(17)
2012 (2009)
Mayan's predictions; Hollywood depictions.
Nov 16, 2009
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(2)
2016: Obama's America (2012)
Righties dish prez plans
Jan 16, 2013
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24 Nights (1999)
Gay clerk writes Santa.
May 5, 2008
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(1)
24 Nights (1999)
Will Santa deliver boyfriend?
May 5, 2008
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(1)
27 Dresses (2008)
Heigl 'groomed' for matromony.
Dec 27, 2007
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27 Dresses (2008)
27 dresses; zero humor.
Feb 28, 2008
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27 Dresses (2008)
Send In the Gowns.
Apr 15, 2010
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(2)
28 Days (2000)
28 days, zero humor.
Apr 30, 2002
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(1)
29th And Gay (2005)
Life beyond gay glitz.
Apr 14, 2006
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29th And Gay (2005)
Gay begins at 30.
Apr 14, 2006
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29th And Gay (2005)
Sanchez over gay hill.
Apr 14, 2006
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3-Day Weekend (2008)
Rent boy wrecks tradition.
Jun 6, 2009
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300 (2006)
Pissed-off Persians.
Mar 23, 2007
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300 (2006)
this time its Persian-al
Jan 8, 2020
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50/50 (2011)
Tumor makes nerd dateable.
Sep 8, 2011
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(1)
50/50 (2011)
JGL radiated (and radiant).
Nov 18, 2013
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84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
American bibliophile�s British correspondence.
Jan 31, 2005
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(1)
9/11: Heroes Of The 88th Floor: People Helping People (2011)
Going down (the stairs)
Sep 12, 2012
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9/11: The Falling Man (2006)
Documenting disaster's divers ... disturbing!
Jan 28, 2010
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9/30/55 (1977)
Dean dies, Jimmy drunk.
Dec 1, 2004
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9/30/55 (1977)
Dean vigil turns tragic.
Dec 1, 2004
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Law lofty love-machine.
Jan 4, 2005
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
treasure hunt "wraps up"
Oct 17, 2018
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Slacker gets a life.
May 20, 2002
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Prez hunts vamps? Preposterous!
Dec 18, 2013
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AC/DC: Let There Be Rock (1980)
Rock's not-so-closeted secrets revealed.
Mar 16, 2010
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Accepted (2006)
Phony college; real education.
Jan 5, 2010
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Across The Universe (2007)
Talented Taymor humanizes Beatles.
Oct 3, 2007
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Across The Universe (2007)
Taymor magically reinvents Beatles.
Nov 1, 2007
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Adaptation. (2002)
Screenwriting schizophrenia.
Nov 22, 2004
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Admission (2013)
Admit it, Fey's funny.
Apr 2, 2013
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Sequins and sand dunes.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
003-1/2.
Jan 4, 2005
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(9)
Air Force One (1997)
Resourceful prez foils terrorists.
Dec 8, 2004
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AIR: The Musical (2010)
Six characters strike chord.
Aug 28, 2011
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(1)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Champion. C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N. Champion.
Nov 24, 2008
Unscored
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Girl under tutor's 'spell'.
Nov 24, 2008
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(1)
Alamo, The (1960)
Duke's revisionist Mexican history.
Dec 8, 2004
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Alexander (2004)
Bi-guy creates empire!
Dec 2, 2004
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(1)
Alexander's Ragtime Band (1938)
Ethel does (Irving) Berlin.
Oct 1, 2004
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(2)
Alfie (2004)
Jude: rude lewd dude.
Nov 3, 2004
Unscored
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(16)
All About Eve (1950)
Poor Eve double-crosses Bette.
Dec 8, 2004
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All About Eve (1950)
Marilyn cameo steals scene.
Dec 17, 2004
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(1)
All American Co-ed (1941)
Drag guy meets girl.
Oct 28, 2004
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(2)
All Boys (2009)
Euro boy-porn production exposed.
Aug 27, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Dom DeLuise defiles Dickens.
Dec 22, 2005
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All That Jazz (1979)
Womanizing choreographer's morbid biopic.
Dec 14, 2004
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All That Jazz (1979)
Fosse gets jazz(t) desserts.
May 17, 2005
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(1)
All The Sins Of Sodom (1968)
Few sins, no sodom(y).
Nov 26, 2009
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Almost Famous (2000)
Rockers, reporter, roadies, regrets.
Oct 23, 2004
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(1)
Almost Normal (2005)
Time travel to Gayland.
Oct 19, 2005
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Alpha Dog (2006)
Tattooed Timberlake talks tough.
Jan 25, 2007
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(1)
Alvin And The Chipmunks (2007)
Squeaky rodents bore audiences.
Mar 11, 2008
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(1)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)
Floating furry falsetto fun.
Jan 6, 2012
Unscored
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Am I Normal?: A Film About Male Puberty (1979)
Hard-ons in hallway? Hilarious!
Feb 15, 2010
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Amazing Grace And Chuck (1987)
Celtic relocates to Montana.
Dec 18, 2009
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Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
50's sci-fi movie spoof.
Oct 28, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Ambulance Girl (2005)
Bates waist-ed as paramedic.
Jan 8, 2006
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Azaria's masculine shortcomings alleged.
Dec 15, 2004
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's bed of roses.
Nov 18, 2004
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(8)
American Dreamz (2006)
Grant flawlessly poofs Simon.
Apr 29, 2006
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American Gigolo (1980)
Gere hooks perfect job.
Nov 18, 2004
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(8)
American Graffiti (1973)
Lucas' homage to adolescence.
Dec 22, 2004
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American History X (1998)
Nazi reforms; counsels brother.
Feb 2, 2005
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American Hustle (2013)
Dealing during disco-era.
Jan 23, 2014
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American Hustle (2013)
Amy's retro cleavage ... inspirational!
Mar 27, 2014
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American Pie (1999)
Predictable teen geek farce.
May 8, 2002
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American President, The (1995)
Bening in Lincoln bedroom!
Nov 25, 2004
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American President, The (1995)
Prez's dating vexes staffers.
Dec 26, 2004
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American President, The (1995)
Leader lays leggy lobbyist.
Nov 15, 2013
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(1)
American Raspberry (1977)
Tastelessness temporarily replaces TV.
Oct 5, 2005
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American Reunion (2012)
Reunion: no Bigg deal.
Apr 19, 2012
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American Sniper (2014)
Sniper aims at Oscar.
Jan 20, 2015
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