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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
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Reviews by 'Little Old Lady from Dubuque'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2001
reviews published to date.
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Oppenheimer (2023)
Physicists have a blast.
Jan 28, 2024
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (2017)
When Hairy Meets Emma
Aug 22, 2023
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(1)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Much Ado About Humpin'
Aug 22, 2023
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Barbie (2023)
Ken can't carnally connect.
Aug 22, 2023
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(1)
Up (2009)
Widower gets high.
Aug 22, 2023
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(3)
Oppenheimer (2023)
Scientists blow up screen.
Aug 22, 2023
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I, Tonya (2017)
"Mom" wins the Oscar!
Feb 11, 2022
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(1)
How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
Viking makes black friend.
Feb 11, 2022
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Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
Disappointingly PG dirty movie
Dec 28, 2021
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Little Drummer Boy, The (1968)
Boy's banging Xmas gift
Dec 28, 2021
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(2)
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Pitch slap the world!
Dec 10, 2021
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(2)
Half Brothers (2020)
Bros only half funny.
Jun 3, 2021
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(1)
Fatman (2020)
Gibson: Canadian Christmas crapola
Jun 3, 2021
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(1)
Get Hard (2015)
Ferrell's flaccid fail.
Jun 3, 2021
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Artist wins ticket, dies.
Jun 3, 2021
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(1)
My Fair Lady (1964)
'arrison's 'enry 'iggens 'aughty.
Jun 3, 2021
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(1)
Gold Rush, The (1925)
Silence is golden.
Jun 3, 2021
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(1)
Birdcage, The (1996)
in-laws are a drag.
Apr 10, 2021
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Don't mess with Miss.
Apr 10, 2021
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Love Story (1970)
Coed puts out; croaks.
Apr 10, 2021
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Night of the Knight
Mar 29, 2021
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(1)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Knight of the Night
Mar 29, 2021
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(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Survivor: winner gets sweatshop.
Mar 15, 2021
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(1)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Iiiiiieeeeeiiiiiieeeeeiiiii want a refund.
Feb 11, 2021
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(1)
SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water, The (2015)
Bob much too dry.
Jan 12, 2021
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(2)
Silverado (1985)
Costner wears a hat.
Nov 6, 2020
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(1)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Creeping to Beethoven score.
Nov 6, 2020
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(1)
Witches, The (2020)
Not nice to mice.
Nov 1, 2020
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(2)
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
F�hrer fantasy.
Aug 7, 2020
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(1)
Hulk (2003)
Bana gives Banner performance.
Jul 9, 2020
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(2)
Zombieland (2009)
Twinkie-lover gets Stoned.
Jul 4, 2020
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(1)
La La Land (2016)
Jazzy musician gets Stoned.
Jul 4, 2020
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(1)
Easy A (2010)
Cute woodchuck gets Stoned.
Jul 4, 2020
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(1)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Pit-y Party.
Jun 15, 2020
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(1)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Jihadi jokesters.
Jun 12, 2020
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(1)
Monsturd (2003)
Potty plot-y.
May 6, 2020
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(2)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
ear-ie
Apr 4, 2020
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(4)
Cats (2019)
Not feline it.
Feb 3, 2020
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(2)
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia: fire your agent!
Jan 21, 2020
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Cats (2019)
furry failure
Jan 13, 2020
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(2)
Cats (2019)
"Memories"? More like nightmare.
Jan 13, 2020
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(1)
Cats (2019)
Me-ouch.
Jan 9, 2020
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(4)
300 (2006)
this time its Persian-al
Jan 8, 2020
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Cats (2019)
Rebel's kitty ain't pretty.
Jan 5, 2020
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Cats (2019)
Hooper bastardizes Broadway classic.
Dec 28, 2019
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Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
carefully balanced banging
Dec 17, 2019
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(3)
Religulous (2008)
Bigotry is big business.
Dec 17, 2019
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(1)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Daughter's "Dear Diary" daddies.
Nov 19, 2019
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(2)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Ali Bab-ha-ha.
Oct 17, 2019
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Corporate whore hires freelancer.
Sep 25, 2019
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
Sighted snobs, sank same.
Sep 19, 2019
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(1)
W. (2008)
OMG! ICU, W. LOL!
Sep 19, 2019
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(2)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Pitt tops chick.
Sep 19, 2019
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(3)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Monotony of the penguins.
Sep 19, 2019
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(2)
Bambi (1942)
Dead Mom, oh dear.
Sep 19, 2019
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(3)
Beefcake (1998)
Mom enables Mizer's models.
Sep 19, 2019
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(2)
Nude On The Moon (1961)
Nudie-cuties blast off!
Aug 25, 2019
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(1)
Orgy Of The Dead (1965)
ghoulish nudie-cuties ... great!
Aug 25, 2019
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(1)
Martian, The (2015)
Damon grows shitty potatoes.
Jun 1, 2019
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Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Marvel finale hero-verload.
May 2, 2019
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(2)
Norma Rae (1979)
Fields sews up Oscar.
Apr 24, 2019
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(1)
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, The (2004)
Capt. Kirk woos Princess.
Mar 22, 2019
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(1)
Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes (1984)
You Tarzan, me bored.
Mar 6, 2019
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(3)
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)
Web of interlocking characters
Mar 1, 2019
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(1)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Seuss gets Carrey'd away.
Feb 4, 2019
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(3)
Baby Mama (2008)
Ovary-ly acted
Nov 16, 2018
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(2)
Isle Of Dogs (2018)
Howling good time
Oct 19, 2018
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(1)
Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
treasure hunt "wraps up"
Oct 17, 2018
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(1)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Rex sings? Audrey dubbed!
Oct 11, 2018
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(2)
Chappaquiddick (2017)
film's concept all wet
Oct 9, 2018
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(1)
Star Is Born, A (2018)
Gaga just ain't Judy.
Sep 18, 2018
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(1)
Easy A (2010)
A-ctually, A-dultry A-llegorical . A-men.
Aug 16, 2018
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(2)
I Hate Musicals (2007)
Frustration in the chorus
Aug 16, 2018
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(2)
Suddenly, Last Summer (1959)
Catherine goes off Cliff.
Aug 13, 2018
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(1)
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
Progressive prof pointedly pontificates.
Aug 13, 2018
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Just Go With It (2011)
cheesy "Cactus Flower" rip-off
Aug 13, 2018
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(1)
Easy A (2010)
fake sex, real drama
Aug 13, 2018
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Desk Set (1957)
pre-Internet computer glitch
Aug 13, 2018
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Ant-Man And The Wasp (2018)
This movie bugs me.
Jul 29, 2018
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(1)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Granny Cher? Unbelievable.
Jul 29, 2018
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(1)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
ABBA-trocious
Jul 29, 2018
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
General-ly, slavery sucks.
Jul 29, 2018
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(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Gangs! (with jazz hands)
Jul 29, 2018
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West Side Story (1961)
Jets jet�, Sharks sashay.
Jul 29, 2018
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(2)
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)
Monsters get trippy.
Jul 13, 2018
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Ocean's 8 (2018)
Bullock's a gem (thief).
Jun 16, 2018
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder fractures Shelly classic.
May 23, 2018
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(2)
Smokey And The Bandit Part 3 (1983)
Fieldless, Bandit busts bigly.
Apr 12, 2018
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(1)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Apocalyptic (Al)le(Gore)y.
Mar 12, 2018
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(2)
Greatest Showman, The (2017)
Jackman: bamboozling and bedazzled!
Mar 12, 2018
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Monster Trucks (2016)
Monster gears up matchmaking.
Mar 12, 2018
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(1)
Remembering Leonard: His Life, Legacy And Battle With COPD (2017)
Spock-umentary
Feb 21, 2018
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(2)
Revolver (2005)
Liotta's crime-drama misfire.
Jan 22, 2018
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(1)
Exploring Chemistry: The Nuffield Approach To The Teaching Of Chemistry (1966)
proper pedagogy perfectly pontificated
Nov 19, 2017
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How To Figure Income Tax (1938)
1040 in 9 minutes
Oct 30, 2017
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How To Be A Latin Lover (2017)
"dyeing" to be heart-throb.
Oct 30, 2017
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Dunkirk (2017)
British boys abandon beach
Oct 18, 2017
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(2)
Baby Driver (2017)
Baby in the corners
Jul 13, 2017
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(4)
The House (2017)
Don't bet on laughing.
Jul 9, 2017
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(1)
The House (2017)
No tuition? Wanna bet?
Jun 21, 2017
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