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Reviews by 'Sludge'
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with a total of
6630
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$1,000 Reward (1913)
Cowboy gets red bill.
Jun 18, 2020
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$2500 Bride, The (1912)
She's expensive, for 1912.
Jul 3, 2007
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(10)
'Deutschland' Leaving New York At Full Speed (With Prince Henry Of Prussia) (1902)
Rushin' the Prussian.
Oct 6, 2007
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'Doc' (1971)
Dunaway's on Holliday.
Aug 31, 2006
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(1)
'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
The Wrinkled Wand.
Feb 18, 2006
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(2)
'R Xmas (2001)
Xmas incomplete without snow.
Jun 14, 2006
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(2)
...All The Marbles (1981)
Rolling for Columbo.
Jun 15, 2006
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(1)
...And Call Me In The Morning (1999)
Please Call Me Now.
Jan 9, 2011
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Judge picks wrong lawyer.
Jun 15, 2006
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1 Night In China (2004)
1 knight in Chyna
Jan 12, 2013
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(1)
1,000 Eyes Of Dr. Mabuse, The (1960)
A thousand eye M's.
Feb 8, 2007
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(4)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Gravy swimming in biscuits.
Jan 5, 2017
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Biscuit of deployables.
Sep 14, 2017
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bo Dudley rocks hard.
Dec 25, 2004
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bouncy bolero? Thank Bo.
May 7, 2005
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(3)
10 (1979)
Classical pianist's Bo try.
May 8, 2005
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bust in the Wind.
Jan 19, 2010
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(6)
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
Goodman keeps Mary ...instead.
Aug 25, 2016
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(1)
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
Goodman kept down.
Aug 25, 2016
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10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Milo. Guy, go!
Feb 16, 2006
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10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Fox to Handel man.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
10KG.
Nov 17, 2005
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(4)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
Geo. Politics.
May 11, 2006
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(13)
100 Days Of Loneliness (2018)
Man Solo.
Jan 6, 2021
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100 Rifles (1969)
Yaqui doodle dandy.
Jan 8, 2017
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100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
C B's and sirens.
Aug 31, 2008
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Kilowadds.
Sep 9, 2005
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Young wangs. Wayne Yung.
Nov 30, 2005
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(2)
1000 Marys (2001)
Hail (of) Marys.
Sep 5, 2007
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(1)
12 Hot Women (2003)
Two warm bitch-packs.
Apr 26, 2005
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13 Assassins (2010)
Breaker's dozen.
Aug 13, 2013
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Biguette.
Jul 4, 2005
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(10)
1776 (1972)
Singin' about a revolution.
Jul 19, 2007
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1848 (1950)
1848 101.
Jul 25, 2010
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1st To Die (2003)
Newlyweds newly dead.
Oct 31, 2005
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(1)
20 Million Miles To Earth (1957)
Itsa far from Earth.
Aug 7, 2010
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2010: Moby Dick (2010)
Newer, bigger Dick.
May 1, 2011
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(4)
22 July (2018)
Norwegian nationalist "Nilsen" nixes...
Aug 2, 2022
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3 Feet Under: Digging Deep For The Geoduck (2003)
Neither gooey, nor duck.
Sep 5, 2008
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30 Minutes Or Less (2011)
Dog Day After... boom?
Jun 23, 2011
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(3)
30 Minutes Or Less (2011)
This pizza's the bomb!
Jun 23, 2011
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(2)
30 Minutes Or Less (2011)
Pizza guy. Fast times.
Jun 23, 2011
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(4)
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Elvis. Vegas. Fat chance!
Jul 24, 2007
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33, The (2015)
Everyone has miner role.
Aug 16, 2016
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4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days (2007)
Abortionist's English name: Buck?
Sep 10, 2009
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4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days (2007)
Balkan abortion. Balkin'?
Sep 16, 2009
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(2)
4.3.2.1 (2010)
Diamonds. Girls. Best friends?
Jun 17, 2010
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40 (2002)
40 Year Old Vergin'.
Apr 27, 2011
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(2)
47 Ronin (2013)
Forty Seven Samurai.
May 19, 2015
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Quindecumentary.
May 10, 2006
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(1)
50 To 1 (2014)
Skeetbiscuit.
Apr 24, 2015
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(5)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem dismisses chocolate rapper.
Mar 14, 2012
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9/11 (2017)
Charlie's Great Crashed Elevator.
Jul 26, 2017
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976-EVIL (1989)
Soul charges may apply.
Nov 1, 2005
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(12)
976-EVIL (1989)
Yet another evil 'Ring'.
Nov 4, 2005
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(3)
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Work sucks.
Jan 26, 2009
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(14)
A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
Chris didn't Waitt?
Apr 9, 2010
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(2)
A Malibu Horror Story (2014)
Boo in the 'bu
Jan 12, 2013
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A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018)
50% of Coreys survive.
Jan 3, 2018
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A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018)
Coreys quarried.
Jan 4, 2018
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Año Bisiesto (2010)
Busy bed. Bisiesto.
Mar 17, 2017
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A-Team, The (2010)
Rampage. No Ice, T.
Jun 9, 2010
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A-Team, The (2010)
Countryside trashed? Bill Quinton.
Jun 9, 2010
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Aardvark (2010)
Blood leading the blind
Jan 14, 2013
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Abbott And Costello In The Foreign Legion (1950)
Wrestler? Algeria? Lou-chador.
Oct 3, 2015
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Abbott And Costello In The Navy (1941)
Abbott. A buoy.
Sep 8, 2017
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(2)
Abbott And Costello Meet The Keystone Kops (1955)
Costello: Watching the detectives.
Jan 5, 2008
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(7)
About Schmidt (2002)
Bates: plumpin' Jack flash.
Apr 17, 2005
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(11)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
South rises. Again.
Feb 14, 2012
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Emaciation Proclamation.
Oct 24, 2012
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
John Wilkes Tooth?
May 10, 2013
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Accomodating Cow, The (1902)
Cowtowing.
Apr 22, 2008
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(13)
Accountant, The (2016)
Good Wolff Hunting.
Oct 26, 2016
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(6)
Accountant, The (2016)
Ben crunches numbers, people.
Jan 8, 2017
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Acne (2003)
I see red pimple.
Mar 30, 2005
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(7)
Acne (2003)
Tale of dude zitties.
May 23, 2006
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(2)
Acne (2003)
My pocked, er, face.
Apr 11, 2010
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Acrobatic Monkey (1898)
Simian goes on bender.
Jan 19, 2005
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(1)
Adam And Eve (1912)
In the beginning... B&W.
Apr 24, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Eve of construction.
Apr 26, 2006
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(3)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Evolutionary reputation is soiled.
May 27, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Serpent's a bad apple.
Jun 8, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Snake's on a plan.
Jan 16, 2007
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Admiral Cigarette (1897)
When cigarettes where Admira(b)l(e).
Jul 12, 2006
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(1)
Admiral Cigarette (1897)
VIP tar.
Jul 13, 2006
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(5)
Admiral Dewey And Mayor Van Wyck Going Down Riverside Drive (1899)
Van down by river.
Jul 28, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
Dewey de-feets, crewmen.
May 2, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade, No. 2 (1899)
Dewey-t again!
Nov 17, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)
Dewey like Catholic girls?
Aug 14, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)
Admiral discovers holy waters.
Jul 28, 2008
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
10th letter: Dewey Decimail?
Oct 19, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Dewey does-some-mail.
Oct 19, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Got mail? Dewey ever!
Nov 8, 2006
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Admiral Dewey's First Step On American Shore (1899)
Dismountin Dew.
Aug 14, 2006
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Admission (2013)
Pressman drives Portia.
Apr 4, 2013
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Adore (2013)
Hard boards. Hard. Bored?
Jul 27, 2016
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Adore (2013)
Surfing... on yer mom!
Jul 26, 2016
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Adventures Of Bob And Bill, The (1920)
Bill and Silent Bob.
Aug 31, 2008
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Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Tarzan, the Panda man.
Feb 19, 2006
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Lost in Tran's nation.
Mar 4, 2010
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