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Reviews by 'dlanod'
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Adventures Of Don Juan (1948)
The Power Of Juan.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Anastasia (1997)
Princess Russian to Paris.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Anastasia (1997)
Rasputin's sidekick slightly batty.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Alien 5, Predator 3.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Bungee Jumping Of Their Own (2001)
Bus stops fledgling romance.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Champions Of The World (1995)
Queen, Kings of rock.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Waitresses get bar-red.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Willy, go home already.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
Whaler Wesley causing wailing.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Murray acts catty.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gayab (2004)
The Invisible Indian Man.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Ghost (1990)
Swayze dying for Moore.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (2004)
Major missing person.
Oct 22, 2004
Unscored
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Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence (2004)
Blade Runner replicant animated.
Oct 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hard Word, The (2002)
Bank-robbing brothers buggered.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Hookers get buzz(saw) cut.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
I Was A Zombie For The F.B.I. (1982)
Undead spooks.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
John Wayne The Duke Lives On: A Tribute (1980)
Wayne first made Marion.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)
Americans provide elephantine trade-in.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (1925)
Hero at half mask.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Rur�ni Kenshin: Ishin Shishi E No Requiem (1997)
Samurai slain, sister saved.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rur�ni Kenshin: Seis� Hen (2001)
Kenshin keeps killing.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Shining, The (1980)
Kubrick axes hard questions.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Witches, The (1990)
Be-witching, Dahl-ing.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Only detects animal-level stupidity.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Air Bud (1997)
Painful basketballing dog bites.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Sisters swap boyfriend, publicist.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Baby's Day Out (1994)
'Home Alone: Crawling Menace'.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Bats (1999)
Winged rats lack bite.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Bedazzled (2000)
Devil-may-care remake.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Big Jim Mclain (1952)
Duke trumps Red king.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Brady Bunch Movie, The (1995)
70s Bradys, 90s world.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Manwhore can't fulfil obligations.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Stultifying Schneider sells self.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Carless dudes completely lost.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Event Horizon (1997)
Ship, movie both Hell.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Exit Wounds (2001)
Seagal's judicial pipe dream.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Idol should remain idle.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Hackers (1995)
Sadly lacking hacking, acting.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
MacLeod's checkmate in Endgame.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Children's Halloween gets bewitched.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Hollow Man (2000)
Invisible man... plot... acting...
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon checks Shue's fit.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
I.Q. (1994)
Einstein genius at match-making.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Incredible Adventures Of Marco Polo, The (1998)
American Marco spreads multiculturalism.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Is It College Yet? (2002)
Jane's college to collage.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Is It College Yet? (2002)
Daria's snubs Bromwell snobs.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Is It Fall Yet? (2000)
Daria camps it up.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Is It Fall Yet? (2000)
Daria counsels, consoles, cancels.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
It Could Happen To You (1994)
Labourious love loses lottery.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Morons live, Darwin spins.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(12)
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1993)
Mechanical attack on Verne.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Kevin And Perry Go Large (2000)
Duo dumb down dance.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
M�dchen, M�dchen (2001)
Volleyball playing truly orgasmic.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Mission To Mars (2000)
2001, without HAL, interest.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
Neilsen's final audience insult.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Clooney options dirty dozen.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Japanese bomb 'Love Story'.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Red Planet (2000)
'2001' gets 'blockbuster' treatment.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Road Trip (2000)
Stupidity saves porn producer.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Roberts runs top Gere.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Green potheads abduct red.
Jan 3, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002)
Adams's feature-length music video.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Guy Pearces time-space continuum.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock driven to drink.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
American Pie 2 (2001)
Less pie, more stupid.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid doesn't deep impact.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Big Daddy (1999)
Billy Madison becomes father.
May 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bio-Dome (1996)
Dumb domed duo doomed.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Brother Bear (2003)
Oh Brother, Collins un-bear-able.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson finally cast away.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Cheats (2002)
School cheating 'presidents' busted.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Clueless (1995)
Teen angst proves clueless.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Craft, The (1996)
Twitchy witches? Snitch, hitch's.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Hogan's croc of shit.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)
Irwin sets course: crap.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
College ducks team spirit.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Dante's Peak (1997)
Mountain blows off Bond.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Daredevil (2003)
Red gimp-suited Affleck.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Daredevil (2003)
Afflicted, Affleck-ed, Electrifying, Elektra-frying.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Deep Impact (1998)
Impact is terra frying.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Murphy's Lofting ambitions dismal.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Jungle George stupider Mountie.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Carrey On Skiing.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Draconic dictator duels dame.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Ever After (1998)
Prince Charming, not movie.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Excess Baggage (1997)
Kidnapper nicks Clueless luggage.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
For Richer Or Poorer (1997)
Fake Amish's Home Improvement.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Getting Even With Dad (1994)
Culkin's protege con nauseating.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Godzilla (1998)
Monster confuses NY, Japan.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Golden Child, The (1986)
Chosen Murphy deserves sacrificing.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Harriet The Spy (1996)
Spy's notebook spooks friends.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Head Over Heels (2001)
Prinze And The Potter.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Her Alibi (1989)
Alibi in Romanian = Selleck?
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
Moranis tries minimal self-morassment.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Fully fleshed shark bites.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Joe Dirt (2001)
Spade digs Dirt.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Shit jokes Bean overdone.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
Jungle-themed Home Improvement.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Hallenback, quarterback, money back.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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