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Reviews by 'MguyX'
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with a total of
5061
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'A' (1965)
Writer can't get A-way.
Apr 5, 2005
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*batteries not included (1987)
Aliens charge up seniors.
Jan 2, 2005
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1,000 Dollars A Minute (1935)
Each minute is grand.
Mar 30, 2005
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1,000 Dollars A Minute (1935)
Sixty milli-seconds.
Mar 30, 2005
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Biscuits dripping with gravy.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Mill-cum.
Aug 26, 2005
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1000 Marys (2001)
Mary mille.
Apr 5, 2008
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11:11 (2006)
Short, backward love story.
Oct 1, 2008
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12 Years A Slave (2013)
Solomon's no Patsy.
Nov 9, 2015
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127 Hours (2010)
Franco's the maim focus.
Feb 17, 2011
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13 Frightened Girls! (1963)
13 of 15 frightened?
Mar 24, 2020
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13 Frightened Girls! (1963)
Candy's a sweet spy.
Mar 24, 2020
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(1)
14 Cameras (2018)
Hotelier secretly eyes guests.
Jul 25, 2018
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1408 (2007)
Cusack rents horrible room.
Jul 24, 2016
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(1)
18 Again! (1988)
Dix-huite George Burns.
May 17, 2005
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247�F (2011)
Sauna 'f a bitch!
Oct 23, 2013
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247�F (2011)
Friends getting baked.
Oct 23, 2013
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(1)
29th Street (1991)
Lotto LaPaglia.
Nov 2, 2005
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(1)
30 Years Of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids Story (2017)
Trashy kids on cards.
Sep 18, 2017
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(1)
420 Movie, The (2009)
Doesn't get high marks.
Apr 8, 2020
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(1)
4th Tenor, The (2002)
Rodney still sings.
Oct 29, 2006
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5 Card Stud (1968)
Poker: deadly. Liquor; enjoyed.
Aug 26, 2013
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Quinquagintassential documentaries.
Sep 25, 2018
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(2)
976-EVIL (1989)
Evil makes callers pay.
Oct 24, 2005
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(3)
A Plastic Ocean (2016)
Deposit of returns.
Nov 27, 2017
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(1)
A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018)
Idle 1980s boy idols.
Jan 1, 2018
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Lincoln was axecellant fun.
Jun 27, 2012
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Accent On Crime (1944)
Baddies, little girls.
May 21, 2008
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Accidental Icon: The Real Gidget Story (2010)
Original 'Sally' fields waves.
Jun 27, 2011
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Act Of Valor (2012)
Real SEALs don't act.
Mar 26, 2012
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Silent Eve is tempting.
Jun 6, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
Dewey does it.
Apr 7, 2005
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(1)
After Porn Ends 2 (2017)
More adults quit porn.
Jan 31, 2021
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After Porn Ends 3 (2018)
Adult actors strike out.
Jan 31, 2021
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(2)
After School Special (2003)
Teeny bit of porn.
Apr 14, 2008
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(2)
Ah! My Goddess! (1993)
Goddess becomes permanent fixture.
Dec 9, 2005
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Airplay: The Rise And Fall Of Rock Radio (2008)
Rock radio's rocky road.
Oct 23, 2013
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Aladdin (2019)
Aladdin gets leg up.
Aug 11, 2019
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Alexander (2004)
Stone's Lexy's sexy.
Nov 18, 2004
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Alice's Circus Daze (1927)
Alice falls for Julius.
May 3, 2023
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All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Battling Germans chryslize pupas.
Apr 8, 2005
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All The Money In The World (2017)
Getty: not so grand.
Jan 19, 2018
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(1)
Alpha (2018)
Man meets best friend.
Aug 22, 2018
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American Circumcision (2017)
Heady debate about dicks.
Nov 21, 2017
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
Patient becomes leaner.
Jul 4, 2005
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Amy (2015)
Winehouse whines.
Jul 4, 2020
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Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Five brown-eyed girls.
Dec 20, 2008
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(2)
Animatrix, The (2003)
Matrix for kids?
Jul 7, 2004
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(1)
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
Creepy doll homecoming.
Aug 11, 2019
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Annabelle: Creation (2017)
Making evil porcelain doll.
Jul 10, 2018
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(1)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Rapid fire response girl.
Jul 9, 2004
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Another Fine Mess (1930)
Laurel becomes maid man.
Jul 12, 2005
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(2)
Anthropoid (2016)
Heroes hit Heydrich.
Nov 28, 2016
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(1)
Apache (1954)
Burt Lancaster goes native.
May 4, 2011
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Appointment With Danger (1950)
First class mail mystery.
Mar 14, 2009
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(2)
Are You Scared (2006)
I already 'Saw' 'Scared'.
Jan 17, 2009
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(2)
Armstrong Lie, The (2013)
Lance Armstrong: bloody liar.
Dec 2, 2013
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(1)
Army Of The Dead (2021)
Zombie heist is heady.
May 28, 2021
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Art School Confidential (2006)
'Art' is killer.
Jul 1, 2006
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Ask Not (2008)
No questions asked.
Feb 17, 2013
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Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Ruff snuff.
Oct 1, 2013
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At The Potter's Wheel (1914)
A turning crock.
May 22, 2009
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Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)
Maple (behind) bars.
May 24, 2022
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Author! Author! (1982)
Pacino's playwright, played right.
May 4, 2007
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Disco bites.
Feb 17, 2012
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Babe Ruth Story, The (1948)
Not entirely the tRuth.
Apr 7, 2005
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Baby Driver (2017)
Baby on board.
Aug 27, 2017
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Bach Cello Suite #1: The Music Garden (1997)
Bach hoe's the garden.
Oct 10, 2006
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Bach Cello Suite #2: The Sound Of Carceri (1997)
Imprisoned Yo-Yo liberates Bach.
Oct 10, 2006
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Bach Cello Suite #3: Falling Down Stairs (1997)
Step, Bach, fall down.
Oct 10, 2006
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Bach Cello Suite #4: Sarabande (1997)
Baroque Bach Ma tune.
Oct 10, 2006
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Bach Cello Suite #5: Struggle For Hope (1997)
Struggle to get Bach.
Oct 10, 2006
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Bach Cello Suite #6: Six Gestures (1997)
Musical six-Bach.
Oct 10, 2006
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(1)
Backfire! (1995)
A fireman's 'Airplane'.
Aug 12, 2007
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Backward Writing (2000)
Cursive, foiled again.
May 14, 2020
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(1)
Bad Medicine (1985)
Discountable med school comedy.
Apr 6, 2005
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Bad News Bears Go To Japan, The (1978)
Bears diss Orient.
Oct 9, 2004
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Bad News Bears In Breaking Training, The (1977)
Bears break without Tatum.
Oct 10, 2004
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Bad Times At The El Royale (2018)
Seven strangers loom, lodge.
Oct 17, 2018
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Bank Shot (1974)
Scott steals bank, show.
Jun 6, 2006
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Barbarian Queen (1985)
Lana Clarkson acts barBAREic.
Jul 8, 2004
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(3)
Barbecue: A Love Story (1997)
Love can be coaled.
May 2, 2005
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(4)
Barbie (2023)
Margot: a living doll.
Aug 6, 2023
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(1)
Barbie: Fairytopia (2005)
Barbie wings it.
Mar 30, 2005
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Bark (2002)
Husband driven up tree.
Dec 27, 2004
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Baseball Girls (1995)
Girls play hardball.
May 29, 2007
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Basic Rescue No. 1: Five Basic Knots (1954)
Knots in a jam.
Jul 10, 2009
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Basic Rescue No. 2: The Use Of Levers (1954)
Clever levers.
Jul 10, 2009
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Basic Rescue No. 3: The Use Of Jacks (1954)
Demonstrating jack shit.
Jul 8, 2009
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Bastard Out Of Carolina (1996)
Malonely daddy.
Apr 7, 2005
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Batman And Robin (1949)
Early bat raises robin.
Jun 30, 2005
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Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Bat-fight.
Jan 4, 2005
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Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
Unsanctioned League fight.
Apr 2, 2016
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Batman, The (1943)
Bat wars with world.
Jun 30, 2005
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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975)
Brown and red love.
Sep 2, 2005
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Bear, The (1988)
Beary touching film.
Apr 6, 2005
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Beatles: Eight Days A Week - The Touring Years, The (2016)
Beatles trip over America.
Nov 28, 2016
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Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood, A (2019)
Hanks Rogers children's legend.
Nov 26, 2019
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
America Judge'd.
May 9, 2005
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Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Director's cuts.
Nov 21, 2005
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