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Showgirls (1995) |
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Film rated 1.6 / 5
(Chick rating: 1.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 1.4 / 5)
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| World's first boring strippers. |
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| Berkley's co-star: a pole. |
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| Berkley's Breast in Show. |
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| Bright lights, big titties. |
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| Verhoeven aims low, misses. |
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| 'Berkley Hunts' for plot. |
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| MacLachlan shags the help. |
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| Makes porn plots complicated. |
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| Verhoeven's breast movie (titter). |
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| Verhoeven's single-handed achievement. |
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| Show girls, roll credits. |
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| Shows girls. Bored stiff. |
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| Paradoxically, titillating and asinine. |
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| McLachlan enjoys twin peaks. |
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| Verhoeven's voyeuristic venture. |
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| Berkley: Sleazing Las Vegas. |
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| Berkley enters 'show' business. |
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| Verhoeven's vacuous Vegas vulgarity. |
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| Berkeley ends own career. |
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| Berkley has pool seizure. |
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| Save money. Tip stripper. |
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| Evil 'Flashdance' with sex. |
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| 'Flashdance' with actual flashing. |
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| Paul's pathetically pretentious porno. |
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| MacLachlan's 'wood'en performance. |
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| Pole outperforms Berkley. |
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| Late night boob-tube fodder. |
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| Stripper Nomi: bony, phony. |
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| Berkeley really tries. Really. |
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| Paul Verhoeven's pussy galore. |
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| Naked Berkley un-bare-able. |
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| Berkely shows her 'stuff'. |
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| Berkley out-acted - by pole! |
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| Dutchman plays with pole. |
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| Verhoeven accidentally directs comedy. |
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| Berkley abuses the poles. |
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| Berkley becomes lead showgirl. |
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| Dancer literally breaks leg. |
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| Pool scene: pure hilarity. |
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| Awful attempt at titillation. |
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| Elizabeth: you show, girl! |
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| Berkley after Bayside High. |
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| MacLachlan's career ends here. |
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| Flat-assed Vegas whore flick. |
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| Showgirls show the usual. |
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| Berkley's body boring? Believe! |
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| Maclachlan's unusually sculpted rear. |
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| Jacuzzi sex scene: hilarious! |
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| 'All About Eve' + g-strings. |
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| Gina drawls; Berkley bawls. |
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| Dutch Verhoeven's titty show. |
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| Berkley's awkward pool sex. |
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| Stripping classes at Berkley? |
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| Berkley climbs dancing rungs |
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| Berkley dances for dollars |
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| Everybody's got AIDS/Shit. |
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| Berkley. Babe's pool routine. |
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| Tacky bitchy strip dancers. |
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| Amsterdammer directs Amercian strippers. |
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| All that Verhoeven allows... |
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| Strippers discuss doggy chow. |
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| Gershon buys MacLachlan lapdance. |
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| Berkley karate chops rapist. |
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| Elizabeth Berkley undersells herself. |
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