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Mark L. Lester
Joseph Loeb III
Matthew Weisman
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rae Dawn Chong
Dan Hedaya
Vernon Wells
James Olson
David Patrick Kelly
Alyssa Milano
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Buen Milano

Commando

(1985)
68 reviews
Film rated 3 / 5  (Chick rating: 3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.9 / 5)
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Who's the boss? Arnold.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Arnold lies to Sully.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Kidnapping daughter occasions slaughter.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
'Rambo', except with Ah-nold.
UnnDunn 
  Vote (1)   
Commando makes dead people.
Uncle-Al 
  Vote    
Lays pipe, cracks wise.
uglylilpup 
  Vote    
Matrix caught, Arnie rescues.
Tori 
  Vote    
Conan's daughter rescued.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (11)   
Tool shed 100% utilized.
ted 
  Vote    
Leather fetishist kidnaps girl.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Ahnuld kills Freddie Mercury.
Stephen Smythe 
  Vote (4)   
Arnie and unemptiable clips.
Spurting 
  Vote    
Arnold sheds saw blades.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Governator's daughter kidnapped.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie destroys Cuba...ish.
shok 
  Vote    
Mr. Universe, unlimited guns!
sboog 
  Vote (1)   
Ahnold lets Sully go.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Arnold breaks Sully promise.
redPen 
  Vote (5)   
Arnie's commando English lacking.
randall 
  Vote (6)   
Arnold's missile launching extravaganza.
quartet4 
  Vote    
Arnold slaughters small country.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie lies, Sully dies.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Garbage collectors pack uzis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bazooka fired wrong way.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bennett lets off steam.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie infiltrates armed villa.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Austrian battles with Australian.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sully gets let go.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
980,553,791 bullets. All miss!
Paul Snow 
  Vote (2)   
Arnie avenges daughter's kidnap.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold vs entire army.
mrbishop 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie's breakfast: green berets.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold actuates foreign policy.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Dictator kidnaps Arnie's daughter.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
One man Arnie.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (29)   
Arnie kills for daughter.
Kren 
  Vote    
Oiled Arnie kicks butt!
Kren 
  Vote    
Matrix, Milano, mucho manslaughter.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Arnold. Revenge. That's it.
Ken 
  Vote    
Arnie's 'Matrix' reloaded.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (15)   
Backseat driver saves daughter.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Bennett gets steamy end.
Hugh Jass 
  Vote    
Arnie vs 300,000 baddies.
Henry Wilson 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie reclaims own, kills.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Pre-porn Milano kidnapped, rescued.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Only Alyssa acted human.
Dr. T 
  Vote    
McBain: live action version.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Austrian Arnie annihilates army.
Deluxe 
  Vote    
Arnie violently rescues daughter.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote    
Arnie is...The Matrix!?
Chris C 
  Vote    
Schwarzenegger: Limited Commando language.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (8)   
Arnold goes Commando.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Homo erotic action film.
Bwane 
  Vote (1)   
Killing machine rescues daughter.
Brick Bardo 
  Vote    
Retired commando massacres dictator.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie rescues Rae Dawn.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Dictator kidnaps 'Governor's' daughter.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Arnie wipes island alone.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Arnold battles kidnappers, plausibility.
Bart 
  Vote (1)   
Arnold 'vents' his nemesis.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Bennett becomes shish kebab.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
Invincible Arnie. Endless ammunition.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (8)   
Austrian rescues Asian daughter.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Arnie steams punk
Airbolt 
  Vote    
Arnie...Rae...Guns
Airbolt 
  Vote    
Tony Danza's kid swiped.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Small shed, many guns.
a.borgen 
  Vote    
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