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Ghost (1990) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Goldberg's job is prophet-able. |
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| Swayze saves Demi! Whoopi! |
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| Moore has haunted 'spouse'. |
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| Smarmy, schmaltzy, supernatural shite! |
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| Psychic sex unbelievably satisfying. |
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| Mourning inspires clay penis. |
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| Righteously unchained pottery. |
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| Swayze's Ghost becomes voyeur. |
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| Schiavelli teaches Ghost kinesis. |
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| Swayze, Whoopi, Righteous melody. |
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| See Demi's perfect tears. |
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| Pottery, crying, death, Whoopi. |
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| Sexiest pottery class ever. |
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| Whoopi hears dead singer. |
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| Whoopi hears dead people. |
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| Whoopi Goldberg, unhappy medium. |
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| Sloppy plot molded hauntingly. |
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| Swazye dies, cries. Whoopi. |
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| Audience cries for Moore. |
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| Special effect debut: claybation. |
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| 1990. Ditto's dying breath. |
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| Clay's review: most enjoyable. |
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| Patrick perSwayzes psychic Whoopi. |
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| Swayze avenges own death. |
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| Swayze's into making Whoopi. |
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| Wheat cut down prematurely. |
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| Swayze offers late check-in. |
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| Swayze doesn't follow light. |
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| Swayze gets inside Whoopi! |
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| Clay pot strangely asymmetrical. |
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| Bogus psychic reunites lovers. |
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| Necrophilliac interracial lesbian kiss. |
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| Demi turns on waterworks. |
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| Pottery making as foreplay. |
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| Vincent Schiavelli: subway poltergeist! |
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| Whoopi speaks for Swayze. |
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| Patrick Swayze -- invisible man. |
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| Dead Swayze learns poltergeism. |
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| Swayze gives haunting performance. |
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| Demi snogs the Whoopster! |
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| Titillating turntable turn-on. |
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| Swayze gets kiln, killed. |
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| Demi Mourns. Patrick Stays. |
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| Loved watching Swayze die. |
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| Swayze gets Moore Whoopi. |
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| Whoopi's Indecent Psychic Proposal. |
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| Swayze kicks can, literally. |
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| Divulged 'Ditto' disturbs Demi. |
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| Clay spins. Stomach turns. |
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| Nasty Friend's Invisible End. |
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| Floating penny elicits tears. |
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| 'Psychic' Whoopi channels Swayze. |
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| Dead Swayze? Whoopi crazy! |
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| Muddled metaphysics with Whoopi. |
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| Swayze has transparent motivations. |
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| Dead Patrick bigs Whoopi. |
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| Swayze's ghost robs bank. |
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| Swayze enters Whoopi, repeatedly. |
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| Demi Moore cries... Repeat. |
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| Heroic Goldwyn kills Swayze. |
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| Goldberg's medium: well done. |
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