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Reviews by 'Lindsey K'
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with a total of
585
reviews published to date.
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Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Spellbound, only interesting.
Jun 24, 2006
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Aladdin And The King Of Thieves (1996)
Aladdin has Daddy issues.
Jun 8, 2006
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Atonement (2007)
Moppet destroys James McAvoy.
Apr 5, 2008
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Atonement (2007)
Briony 1, Robbie 0.
Apr 27, 2008
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August Rush (2007)
Finding Freddie Highmore.
Apr 5, 2008
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Barrow Gang, The (1995)
Anthony: Snow Warren Beatty.
Jul 13, 2006
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Batman Vs Dracula: The Animated Movie, The (2005)
Batman imitates Buffy Summers.
Jul 12, 2006
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Bee Season (2005)
Spelling earns Dad's love.
Jun 13, 2006
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Bonnie & Clyde: The True Story (1992)
Bonnie: girl meets gangster.
Jul 25, 2006
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Ryder rides Dracula.
Mar 6, 2007
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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Rooney offends all Asians.
Aug 3, 2006
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Christine (1983)
Christine: King of cars.
Aug 11, 2006
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Clerks II (2006)
Randall professes Dante love.
Aug 3, 2006
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Departed, The (2006)
Rat Matt caps DiCaprio.
Apr 5, 2008
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�tre Et Avoir (2002)
Teacher learns little Frenchies.
Aug 3, 2006
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Hannibal Rising (2007)
Lil' Hannibal.
Apr 27, 2008
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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Snake 1, Snape 0.
Apr 5, 2008
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry cheats at potions.
Apr 5, 2008
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Hercules (1997)
Disney animates ancient superman.
Jun 8, 2006
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Hills Have Eyes II, The (2007)
Muties outsmart the Army.
Apr 6, 2007
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Igby Goes Down (2002)
Kieran Culkin hearts Kervorkian.
Jul 27, 2006
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Lust In The Dust (1985)
Bartel's treasures, trannies, travesty.
Jul 25, 2006
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Matchmaker, The (1997)
Leary leers at Garofalo.
Jun 16, 2006
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Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
Spacey. Savannah. Slaughter. Scandal.
Aug 11, 2006
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Nicholas Nickleby (2002)
Fate smites Smike.
Mar 7, 2007
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Other Side Of Bonnie And Clyde, The (1968)
Bonnie, Clyde bad= controversial?
Jul 30, 2006
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Patriot, The (2000)
John Smith vs. England.
Jul 18, 2006
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Phantom Of The Opera (1943)
Opera phantom plays violin.
Jun 8, 2006
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Pocahontas (1995)
Pocahontas saves Mel's neck.
Jun 5, 2006
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Prince & Me, The (2004)
Danish Prince, not Hamlet.
Jul 6, 2006
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Wallace's briefcase shines on.
Jun 24, 2006
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Slap Shot (1977)
The original Hanson brothers.
Apr 5, 2008
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Slap Shot (1977)
Hanson goon respects anthem.
Apr 5, 2008
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The Good Girl (2002)
Rachel hearts Donnie Darko.
Aug 15, 2006
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Brad liberates zoo prisoners.
Jul 14, 2006
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Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock's weakness: horny monkeys.
Jun 6, 2006
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp bitch slaps Leo!
Feb 21, 2008
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You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown (1985)
Blockhead hits white way.
Jul 6, 2006
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Ennis plays paintball.
Mar 2, 2006
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Adventures Of Huck Finn, The (1993)
Frodo floats. Jim wins.
May 24, 2006
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(1)
Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The (1960)
Twain's scapegoats go afloat.
May 24, 2006
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(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Caterpillar likes his weed.
May 9, 2007
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Brick loves carpet, lamp.
Jan 23, 2006
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(1)
Animal Farm (1999)
Not so little piggies.
Apr 27, 2008
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(1)
Ash Wednesday (2002)
Life risked for pint.
Jan 22, 2006
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Leo collects pee jars.
Jan 23, 2006
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(1)
Back To Hannibal: The Return Of Tom Sawyer And Huckleberry Finn (1990)
Huckleberry Finn gets old.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Time traveling train? Lame.
Mar 16, 2006
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(1)
Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Leo athlete, junkie extraordanaire.
Feb 18, 2006
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1949)
Wizard up at Bat.
Jun 8, 2006
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman vs. Oskar Schindler.
Mar 31, 2006
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(1)
Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Two many batmen.
Feb 19, 2006
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(1)
Batman: Dead End (2003)
Joker not the Predator.
Jul 24, 2006
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(1)
Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975)
Redhead shafts Blockhead.
Apr 27, 2006
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(1)
Benny & Joon (1993)
Johnny attracted to crazy.
Feb 17, 2006
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(1)
Big Man On Campus (1989)
Quasimodo goes to college.
Apr 10, 2006
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(1)
Billy The Kid (1941)
Screenwriters rewrite outlaw's past.
Mar 2, 2006
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(1)
Biloxi Blues (1988)
Ferris joins the army.
May 13, 2006
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(1)
Blackboard Jungle (1955)
50's hoodlums terroroze teacher.
Mar 21, 2006
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Depp's Scarface impersonation.
Apr 8, 2006
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(1)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Crapper caps Russian mobster.
Jun 13, 2006
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(1)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
If Maverick was crippled.
Mar 15, 2006
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Ben Hur fires away.
Jul 12, 2006
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(1)
Boys From County Clare, The (2003)
Colm Meanly abandons daughter.
Mar 24, 2006
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(1)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Jane Austen with choreography.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Hugh exposes Granny panties.
Apr 24, 2006
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(1)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bridget befriends Thai hookers.
May 13, 2006
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(1)
Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Guardian stripper gives solace.
Feb 17, 2006
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(1)
Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Blockhead buys dying tree.
Apr 27, 2006
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Archie gang's sexuality questioned.
Mar 15, 2006
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Hard boiled Ginger Chicken.
May 16, 2006
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(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Caviezel befriends wrong Guy.
Apr 11, 2006
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(1)
Crash (2004)
Bullock makes housekeeper hug.
Mar 12, 2006
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Crash (2004)
Degenerate Dillon degrades dame.
Mar 12, 2006
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(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Tom Hanks sports mullet.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Dario Argento's The Phantom Of The Opera (1998)
Opera phantom goes Willard.
May 24, 2006
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(1)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Hellish puppets disconcert audience.
Jul 1, 2006
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(1)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Darth hocks psychic ability.
May 10, 2006
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(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Grown men play dodgeball.
Apr 11, 2006
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Brother's breath smells penisy.
Mar 25, 2006
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Election (1999)
Votes won through cupcakes.
May 13, 2006
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(1)
Elf (2003)
Buddy uncovers Santa imposter.
May 30, 2006
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Tom wanders around orgy.
Mar 11, 2006
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben gets rock hard.
Mar 21, 2006
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(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson stupidly confesses crime.
Apr 11, 2006
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(1)
Firm, The (1993)
Wilford Brimley goes legalistic.
May 23, 2006
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For Richer Or Poorer (1997)
Toolman in Amish paradise.
Jun 3, 2006
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(1)
Frankenweenie (1984)
'Pet Sematary' meets Frankenstein.
Mar 23, 2006
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From Justin To Kelly (2003)
American Idol goes tiki.
Apr 27, 2006
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Michael Corleone's descent begins.
May 6, 2006
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Good Son, The (1993)
Home Alone with murder.
Mar 25, 2006
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Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
'Ugly' grave misunderstanding.
May 24, 2006
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Rebelling Harry repels evil.
Mar 16, 2006
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Snape ruins escape.
Mar 15, 2006
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Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Psychic G-Men after Hopkins.
May 13, 2006
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(1)
Heathers (1988)
'Mean Girls' turns murderous.
Jun 13, 2006
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High Fidelity (2000)
Denise Huxtable digs Cusack.
May 19, 2006
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(1)
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Undead Clint is pissed.
May 24, 2006
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(1)
Hills Have Eyes Part II, The (1985)
Desert muties come back.
May 17, 2006
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Hills Have Eyes, The (1977)
Muties brutally rampage camper.
May 17, 2006
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