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A-Team, The (2010)
Bradley, Armored Fighting Vehicle.
Oct 17, 2011
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About Time (2013)
Time to get girlfriend
Oct 12, 2013
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Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)
Scottish Haddock sounds fishy
Jun 26, 2012
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American Hustle (2013)
Con Chief's Classic Combover.
Feb 11, 2014
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Angel (1982)
Greek Navy try ream.
Aug 24, 2010
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Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
King Tiger? You Shaw?
Aug 17, 2013
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Battle Royale II (2003)
Kamikaze Kids hunt Nanahara.
Feb 6, 2007
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Billion Dollar Brain (1967)
The Russians had Canberras?
Aug 1, 2013
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Billion Dollar Brain (1967)
Tankers replace Tanks
Aug 1, 2013
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Boat Trip (2002)
Lots of Steamboat Willy.
Dec 22, 2012
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Their own private Wyoming
Jul 25, 2013
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Canned Meat Department. No. 1: Filling And Capping (1901)
Meat Tin,Tin....
Nov 5, 2012
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Captain Phillips (2013)
Another Captain for Tom
Oct 18, 2013
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Carry On, Constable (1960)
P.C. is not P.C.
Nov 7, 2013
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Commando (1985)
Arnie steams punk
May 22, 2013
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Commando (1985)
Arnie...Rae...Guns
May 22, 2013
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Crank (2006)
Hasten, Jason!
Nov 15, 2013
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Crash (1996)
Accidents harden victims.
Jul 2, 2010
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Killers on Bond's ass
Jul 10, 2013
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Jamesh Bond, Lash Vegash
Jul 9, 2013
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Dildo Diaries (2002)
Dildos, Texas Style!
May 23, 2008
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Dutch Soldier's Christmas Box, A (1902)
Sausage-eating German Soldier.
Aug 31, 2006
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Englishman In New York, An (2009)
Quentin ( Crisp ) in America
Jul 31, 2014
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Escape Plan (2013)
Prison Governor, Ex-Governor.
Nov 13, 2013
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Escape Plan (2013)
Arnie escapes from politics
Nov 27, 2013
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
The Cold Tits Story.
Apr 12, 2012
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Essex Boys (2000)
Shotgun shoots shooters.
Nov 28, 2009
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Expendables 2, The (2012)
Pensioner Patrol - Part Two
Sep 9, 2012
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Expendables 2, The (2012)
Red Heat?, Deep Heat!
Sep 9, 2012
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Awesome Foursome
Mar 16, 2013
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Fatty's New Role (1915)
Hey Fatty, Boom Boom!
Jul 3, 2013
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Flight Of The Living Dead: Outbreak On A Plane (2007)
Fly Zombie Air!
Aug 7, 2007
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Foo Fighters: Everywhere But Home (2003)
Foo Fighters - lit lighters.
Feb 2, 2007
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G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation (2013)
GI Joe soldiers on.
Apr 21, 2013
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Gamer (2009)
The (very) fat controller.
Feb 19, 2011
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Gay Falcon, The (1941)
Posh Jewels go poof.
Aug 15, 2012
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Gravity (2013)
Bullock, Lost in Space
Nov 3, 2013
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Hulk (2003)
Gamma Juice, Green Bruce!
Mar 16, 2013
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I, Robot (2004)
Will does the Robot!
Jul 11, 2013
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Ice Station Zebra (1968)
Rock n (Arctic) Role
Apr 8, 2014
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Internship, The (2013)
WWWhy?
Jul 13, 2013
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Ipcress File, The (1965)
My name is Palmer
Aug 1, 2013
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Island, The (2005)
Meat, Ewan McGregor.
Jan 20, 2013
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Lake House, The (2006)
Il Mare remade.
Jul 16, 2006
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Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant (2014)
Feurstein's Air Male Post
Feb 22, 2013
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Last Airbander, The (2012)
Heavy Metal, Big Air!
Mar 15, 2013
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Last Vegas (2013)
Goodbye, Mister Chips
Jan 17, 2014
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Leon (1994)
Oldman's French Kiss-off
Jul 8, 2013
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Male Escorts Of San Francisco, The (1992)
Frisco's man 'hos.
Jan 3, 2008
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Mallrats (1995)
Future Batman is Buttman
Sep 28, 2014
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Man Of Steel (2013)
Superman is from...England?
Jun 19, 2013
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Man On Fire (2004)
Denzel's Mexican kill fest.
Oct 31, 2004
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Monsters University (2013)
BIG MONSTER ON CAMPUS
Jul 7, 2013
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Monte Carlo (1930)
Gambling Countess has stroke.
Apr 18, 2007
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Mrs. Brown (1997)
Victoria's Hunting, Shooting, F..ishing.
Jun 14, 2012
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My Own Private Idaho (1991)
It's Boys see? Idaho
Jul 25, 2013
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Naked Party Games (1997)
Panty Games.
Sep 23, 2008
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Non-Stop (2014)
Mile-high Text
Mar 15, 2014
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Personal Services (1987)
Chitty, Chitty, Bang Bang.
Aug 1, 2010
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Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010)
Jake's Ladder ( and platform ).
Jun 16, 2010
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Red (2010)
Definitely not Young Guns.
Oct 29, 2010
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Rush (2013)
Thor Winner
Oct 14, 2013
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Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (2004)
From Croquettes to Coquettes
Feb 17, 2014
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Silver Dream Racer (1980)
Essex man drives faster.
Nov 5, 2010
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Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012)
Starship Troopers get animated
Feb 4, 2013
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Steve McQueen: The Essence Of Cool (2005)
McQueen memories.
May 7, 2008
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Subway (1985)
Reno - Rimshots not Gunshots!
Sep 4, 2011
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S�permen D�n�yor (1979)
Superpowered, Kunt.
May 22, 2008
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Sweeney, The (2012)
Old Copper Thawed out.
Sep 21, 2012
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The Promise Of Tomorow 1940-1960 (2009)
Integration is all Greek
Mar 12, 2013
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Things Are Tough All Over (1982)
Cheech , Chong. show Dong.
Apr 19, 2007
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Total Recall (2012)
Forgettable Farrell Film Farrago
Nov 8, 2013
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey gets Reality Cheque
Jul 26, 2013
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U-571 (2000)
Americans depth-charge history.
Aug 22, 2010
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U-571 (2000)
Achtung! Bon Jovi ahead!
Aug 22, 2010
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U-571 (2000)
Bon Jovi goes down.
Aug 22, 2010
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Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany gets lob on.
Nov 2, 2010
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World's End, The (2013)
Aliens v Pub Team
Aug 3, 2013
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World's End, The (2013)
Spacemen v pissed men
Aug 3, 2013
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Deep Cox.
Dec 1, 2008
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300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Greeks wrestle with Persians
Mar 12, 2014
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Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Daniel Dae Kim, Possibilities.
Mar 11, 2011
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Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Admiral admires Boston Ballyhoo.
Sep 1, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Dewey on the Riverside.
Jan 7, 2007
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After Earth (2013)
Fresh Prince commands Princeling
Jul 7, 2013
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Rider in Sax Film.
Aug 29, 2006
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Alien Autopsy (2006)
From Roswell to Newcastle.
May 9, 2006
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Arsenal Stadium Mystery, The (1940)
Murder involving Gunners.
Apr 17, 2007
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As Seen Through A Telescope (1900)
Grandad perves on Ankles.
Jan 7, 2007
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At War With The Army (1950)
Lewis, Gun.
Feb 21, 2010
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Barb Wire (1996)
Pam's Huge War Chest
Jul 6, 2014
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Battle Beneath The Earth (1967)
Reds under the States.
Dec 28, 2005
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Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Battlestar, Lacklustre Sci-Fi.
Feb 12, 2006
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Big Swallow, The (1901)
Man gobbles Cameraman...Camera.
Oct 30, 2006
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Blue Hawaii (1961)
'The King''s Beach.
Feb 3, 2011
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Bob The Butler (2005)
Brooke's Butler.
Feb 8, 2007
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Breast Men (1997)
Boobs Build Big Boobs
Aug 6, 2013
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Breastford Wives, The (2007)
Burbs Boast! - Big Boobs!
Aug 1, 2011
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Casablanca (1942)
Frenchman fingers Bogey
Oct 24, 2012
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Cheeni Kum (2007)
Indian Spring,Autumn romance.
Jul 25, 2007
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