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Not known as Joss
Reviews by 'Kruegerbait'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
665
reviews published to date.
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Bogus Witch Project, The (2000)
Blair Witch parodied. Pauly.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Buffy The Vagina Displayer.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Clarence, The Cross-Eyed Lion (1965)
King of unfocused jungle.
Oct 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009)
3D flat singing brothers.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Never trust female beekeepers.
Aug 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Falling Down (1993)
Douglas's middle (r)age crisis.
May 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Broth's brother eats cheeks.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Happening, The (2008)
Psychopathic, murderous, demented grass.
Dec 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Lords Of Dogtown (2005)
Ollie days in Dogtown.
Jun 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
(C)hase (G)oes (I)nvisible.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Animated castle.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Naked Cooking (2003)
Misty's nude, glorious nude.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Pies may contain bristle.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Vampires Suck (2010)
Sucking unwatchable, unfunny undead.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
From A-ok to Zzz.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bogus prequel.
May 14, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976)
Hyde's African-American roots.
Apr 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Evolution (2001)
Rinse, shampoo and die.
Jun 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Steals goat, cuts goatee.
Apr 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Fastest Guitar Alive, The (1967)
Roy Orbistrum.
May 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
High School Musical (2006)
School of Pop.
Jun 4, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Action Hero (1993)
I'll be Jack.
Apr 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor, The (2008)
Emperor raises potty army.
May 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Laura is essential oil.
Sep 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Robots (2005)
Animators animate animated metal.
Apr 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
From hair to eatery.
Apr 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Young At Heart (2007)
Old age pensingers.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ambulance, The (1990)
Emergency vanslaughter.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Black Sheep (2006)
Glutton dressed as lamb.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
A diary. A derriere.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)
Dog licks own bolts.
Apr 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Christmas On Mars (2008)
Christmars.
May 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Director's a trier. Bjoring.
Apr 8, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Humanzee: The Human Chimp (2003)
Is chimp upright citizen?
May 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Dance of the Dead.
Nov 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wait A Minute (2008)
Documinutery.
Jun 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Christine (1983)
Ve-he-kill.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dentist, The (1996)
Bad teeth. Decay.
May 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Diet (2002)
Meiners a few pounds.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eccentricities Of The Wasp And Bee (1922)
Beehaviour.
Jun 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eden Lake (2008)
Chavs make Eden hell.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eye Creatures, The (1965)
Aliens are good lookers.
Apr 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hills Have Eyes, The (1977)
Hillkillies.
May 15, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore-see-ing hot future.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Stretching, stretched, HELLO, relaxing.
Jun 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stuck (2007)
Hit and keep.
May 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Uncut: The True Story Of Hair (2002)
Documanery.
Jun 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wave, The (2008)
Wenger, one week Hitler.
May 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eccentricities Of The Wasp And Bee (1922)
Wasps beehaving madly.
Jun 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Tree. Sex. Demons. Plasticine.
Nov 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
I.O.U.S.A. (2008)
Good documentary. Bad credits.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Natural History Of The Chicken, The (2000)
Chicken, Egg. Repeat.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Others, The (2001)
The haunting. Curtain etiquette.
May 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ropewalk: A Cordage Engineer's Journey Through History (2008)
History acCORDing to Hagenbuch.
May 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Habits habitually removed.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Burning Bed, The (1984)
Mickey's having nightflares.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Descent, The (2005)
Pot-hole of creepy crawlers.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Headlass.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Next Friday (2000)
FrIIday.
Apr 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
E.T.P.
May 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mist, The (2007)
Smoke scream.
May 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Clown Barber, The (1895)
Snip, snip, honk, honk.
May 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cock Fight, The (1894)
Looser is a chicken.
Apr 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
OXXXford English Dictionary.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fog, The (1980)
Mariner ghosts amdist mist.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
From Puppets To Pixels: Digital Characters In Episode II (2002)
Binary I am.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Cheek kebab.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Patch Adams (1998)
One liners. Flatliners.
Apr 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
People Next Door, The (1970)
Maxie's a closet druggy.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Trek crew visit Whales.
May 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Jack white. Robert black.
Apr 8, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Gaffy Duck.
May 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Frozen (2010)
Wolves eat from highchair.
Oct 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hells Angels On Wheels (1967)
Harleys, angels.
Aug 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Marathon Man (1976)
Nazi wants Hoffman's wisdom.
Aug 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Midnight Meat Train, The (2008)
Photographer. Tracks. Butcher.
Apr 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Disco's undead.
May 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead (2011)
The Evil Deadish.
Jun 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Quiet Family, The (1998)
Quiet family silence guests.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Circuit broads.
May 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Edward Charcoalward.
May 9, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Elevator Girls In Bondage (1972)
Bound to go down.
Apr 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fearless Vampire Killers, The (1967)
Campire bites Bible.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hero (2002)
Hero fights for pace.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Magnolia (1999)
Pitter-patter ribbit.
Jun 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Me And Him (1988)
Dickslexic talks, never writes.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mrs. Santa Claus (1996)
Mother Christmas.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Ghoultide.
Sep 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Undead chicken crosses road.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Headli(n)es.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tee For Two (1945)
Cattyshack.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Brideslaid.
May 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Bluletide.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Accused, The (1988)
Cue rape scene.
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
A Baron. Much confusion.
May 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
Alive. Barely Conscious. Dead.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bad Santa (2003)
Lauren pulls a safecracker.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Con Air (1997)
Convicts on a Plane.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Graduate, The (1967)
Bancroft's seductive turn. Hoffman.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hangover, The (2009)
Groom With A View.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
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