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Reviews by 'Albert_b'
Current status of Movie fan with a total of 28 reviews published to date.
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Carry On Cleo (1964)
Elstree Egyptians ridicule Romans.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Oldman re-activates Elemental evil.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
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Legend (1985)
Cruise, Curry, glittervision, elves.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Celebrated chronic Catholic chorale.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus, nails, Romans... sorted!!!
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Underworld (2003)
Vampires' vinyl werewolf operation.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Up Pompeii (1971)
Howerd's historic toga hoot.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
FeardotCom (2002)
Format fear.com /U /Y.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian gets VERY cross!
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf returns, Isengard burns.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Matrix 1.0- bit buggy.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Monty's medieval Ni's-up!
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Sing-along-a-monty!
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Sergeant tours Highland hotspot.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Monty revives Norwegian Blue.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Babe (1995)
Pork dork keeps sheep.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Caligula (1979)
Horse co-hosts Roman Empire.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo breaks sunglasses addiction!
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Quo Vadis? (1951)
Pyromaniac potentate entertains evangelists.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Blind Spot. Hitler's Secretary (2002)
Third Reich, Second-hand.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
'The One' vs. many.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Cleopatra (1963)
Cleo kisses own asp.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Heston hogs the tablet.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Hellboy (2004)
Hellboy's dad is Hurt.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
Toga party at 35mph!
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo gets manicure discount.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits form Elf-help group.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Lusty sailors pursue sheep.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (11)   
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