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235	E.L.F (148)
236	Blackmoon (146)

Me, nice Elf, aye.

Reviews by 'E.L.F'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 148 reviews published to date.

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Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)

She stoops to conquer

Jul 21, 2014
Unscored

Vote (1)

Michael (2011)

Wolfgang banged (up)

Mar 7, 2012
Unscored

Vote (2)

Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)

Murderous Mammaries, Tittilating tale.

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

Double Dragon (1994)

Sartori et leg dance.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

P (2005)

Monster in Aaw.

Apr 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

Reel Mix (1996)

Christ on a bike!

Sep 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Backstreet Dreams (1990)

Brooke Shields, autistic boy.

Sep 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Cleaver, Darcy gain entry.

Sep 2, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Chance (2002)

Chance gets Amber Light.

Oct 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)

Fur richer, fur poorer.

Apr 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Meet The Feebles (1989)

Hippo, trigger, get depressed.

Nov 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

My Favorite Wife (1940)

Bianca's not Dunne yet.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

One Third Of A Nation (1939)

Lumet in poverty illuminator.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Paulie (1998)

Ignacio 'always has Parrots'.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Egghead - not so bright.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Roof Sex (2003)

Chairs' shen(h)annigan's upset gran.

Sep 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

That Thing You Do! (1996)

Rom Com from Tom.

Sep 29, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Winged Migration (2001)

Global Birds-eyed views.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Beauty (2005)

Love triangle becomes 'wrecked-angle'.

Sep 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)

BJ has Magic Moments.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Death Becomes Her (1992)

Mad, Ernest, Helen Sharp.

Sep 20, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Lady Vanishes, The (1938)

Froys' Whitty, Googie Withers.

Sep 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)

Bakshi's animations continue Tolkien.

Nov 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Mr. Willowby's Christmas Tree (1995)

Mice search for symmetree.

Aug 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Thousand Clowns, A (1965)

Non-conformist joins rat race.

Aug 31, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

5x2 (2004)

Ozon's layered reversed romance.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Click (2006)

Sandler is Remotely excited.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Click (2006)

Remote possibilities for improvement.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Mirror, The (2006)

Reflections, past, present, future.

Oct 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

Uma rejected, Lover affected.

Oct 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

You Are Not The Boss Of Me And Look Who Is Fucking Sorry Now (1997)

Allison's Beda'zzling, short, title.

Oct 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zit, The (2005)

Tim suffers premature emission.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zit, The (2005)

Teens' anxiety boils over.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Bedazzled (1967)

Devil cooks up Reapercussions.

Oct 2, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Country Bears, The (2002)

Animated bears Jam,Bor-eeeng.

Sep 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Dangerous (1935)

Bette Davis, bette noir.

Oct 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Doors, The (1991)

Morrison becomes unhinged.

Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

It Had To Be You (2000)

Pre-wedding jilters.

Sep 20, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)

Bakshi's Tolkien , drawing criticism.

Sep 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)

Bakshi draws on Tolkien.

Sep 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Raising Flagg (2006)

Flagg's tone is cold.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Rize (2005)

Dance replaces Gang warfare.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Rize (2005)

Dance 'rizes' above aggression.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Stephenson: my boyfriends, Bach.

Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)

Sly, move by Smithee.

Sep 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Citizen Ruth (1996)

Derned if she did...

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Happy Hooker, The (1975)

Xaviera: Quite a mouthful.

Oct 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

It Had To Be You (1947)

Four weddings, no funeral.

Sep 21, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

My First Wife (1984)

Dissed Musicians' dis-harmonic discourse.

Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Pyrates (1991)

Passion makes sparks fly!

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Return Of The King, The (1980)

Tolkien and singing animation.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Someone Like You... (2001)

Wolverine's behaviour is abominabull.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)

Godzilla becomes cannon fodder.

Sep 14, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)

Amateur 'Zoologists' 0vercome, 0verwhelmed.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

American Pie (1999)

Stifler's mother goosed.

Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Blow (2001)

Jung, gifted and Crack.

Sep 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Cowboys swap 'chaps'.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Click (2006)

Sandler's life remotely successful.

Oct 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cookout, The (2004)

Grills V Boils.

Oct 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

Eskimos's frozen ass-sects.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Julius Fucik (1953)

KOLInsky's production of Czechs.

Oct 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)

KC, 'no sunshine' band.

Sep 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Hobbit makes round trip.

Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Million To Juan, A (1994)

Juan on 1(m) action.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Pick Up The Mic (2005)

Hip-hop gets bum rap.

Oct 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Silence Of The Hams, The (1994)

Dahmer and Greg(gio).

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Rickman: Bach and forth.

Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Zit, The (2005)

Alex is spot on.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Female Masturbation (1978)

Female self discovery flick.

Sep 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Just Like Heaven (2005)

It's a wonderful afterlife.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Lady Vanishes, The (1938)

Journey 'Froy't with danger.

Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Night Of The Living Bread (1990)

Crumbs! Sliced and diced?

Sep 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)

Haughty couture.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

The Great Raid (2005)

Goodbye, Yellow pricks, road.

Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Jamie finds way Bach.

Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)

'Remarq'able story, Milestone directing.

Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Girl 6 (1996)

Randle has aural sex.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Lady Refuses, The (1931)

Likes father, likes son.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Bambi (1942)

R.I P Mummy Deer rest(s).

Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Godzillas' deer death experience.

Sep 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Click (2006)

Sandler sees remote possibilities.

Oct 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

English Patient, The (1996)

Fiennes falls apart, literally.

Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

ColdPlay, in Alaska.

Oct 31, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Kinky Boots (2005)

Family firm, soled out.

Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Mme. Olga's Massage Parlor (1965)

Rites of massage movie.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Naked Lunch (1991)

Bum deal for beetles.

Oct 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Humpty cracks under pressure.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Remember The Titans (2000)

TITANs PAss racial test.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Victor becomes loser.

Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Bed & Breakfast (1992)

Hotel guest Rogered, Moore.

Nov 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Chance (2002)

Amber proceeds with caution.

Oct 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Hobbit, The (1977)

The animated adventure Baggins.

Sep 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Kate & Leopold (2001)

Leopold changes his spot(s).

Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Me And You And Everyone We Know (2005)

Driving Miss, Crazy.

Sep 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Multiple Orgasm (1976)

Director's input evident.

Sep 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Orlando. Leg o'er lass.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Humpty: Sunny side up?

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

The Cutting Edge: The Magic Of Movie Editing (2004)

Pulped Diction.

Sep 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Kinky Boots (2005)

Transvestites get sole franchise.

Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Lady Vanishes, The (1938)

Froy Story.

Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

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