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Reviews by 'E.L.F'
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
She stoops to conquer
Jul 21, 2014
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(1)
Michael (2011)
Wolfgang banged (up)
Mar 7, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
P (2005)
Monster in Aaw.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Fur richer, fur poorer.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Double Dragon (1994)
Sartori et leg dance.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Murderous Mammaries, Tittilating tale.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Hippo, trigger, get depressed.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Bakshi's animations continue Tolkien.
Nov 4, 2005
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(6)
Bed & Breakfast (1992)
Hotel guest Rogered, Moore.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Lady Refuses, The (1931)
Likes father, likes son.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
ColdPlay, in Alaska.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Numb and Number.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys swap 'chaps'.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Rize (2005)
Dance 'rizes' above aggression.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Rize (2005)
Dance replaces Gang warfare.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Girl 6 (1996)
Randle has aural sex.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
5x2 (2004)
Ozon's layered reversed romance.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
One Third Of A Nation (1939)
Lumet in poverty illuminator.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
You Are Not The Boss Of Me And Look Who Is Fucking Sorry Now (1997)
Allison's Beda'zzling, short, title.
Oct 27, 2005
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(7)
Click (2006)
Sandler's life remotely successful.
Oct 26, 2005
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(10)
Click (2006)
Remote possibilities for improvement.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Family firm, soled out.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Victor becomes loser.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Julius Fucik (1953)
KOLInsky's production of Czechs.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Chance (2002)
Amber proceeds with caution.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Chance (2002)
Chance gets Amber Light.
Oct 22, 2005
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(5)
Click (2006)
Sandler sees remote possibilities.
Oct 21, 2005
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(13)
Click (2006)
Sandler is Remotely excited.
Oct 21, 2005
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(7)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Transvestites get sole franchise.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Amateur 'Zoologists' 0vercome, 0verwhelmed.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Comic Relief.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Million To Juan, A (1994)
Juan on 1(m) action.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
English Patient, The (1996)
Fiennes falls apart, literally.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
'Remarq'able story, Milestone directing.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1994)
Boyz 4 Men.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
Remember The Titans (2000)
TITANs PAss racial test.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Eskimos's frozen ass-sects.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Humpty: Sunny side up?
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Egghead - not so bright.
Oct 15, 2005
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(5)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Humpty cracks under pressure.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Zit, The (2005)
Teens' anxiety boils over.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Zit, The (2005)
Tim suffers premature emission.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Zit, The (2005)
Alex is spot on.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Is it in-u-it?
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Pick Up The Mic (2005)
Hip-hop gets bum rap.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Bum deal for beetles.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Uma rejected, Lover affected.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Mirror, The (2006)
Reflections, past, present, future.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Cookout, The (2004)
Grills V Boils.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Bedazzled (1967)
Devil cooks up Reapercussions.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Dangerous (1935)
Bette Davis, bette noir.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Happy Hooker, The (1975)
Xaviera: Quite a mouthful.
Oct 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Me And You And Everyone We Know (2005)
Driving Miss, Crazy.
Sep 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Blow (2001)
Jung, gifted and Crack.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
It's a wonderful afterlife.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Winged Migration (2001)
Global Birds-eyed views.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Rom Com from Tom.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Someone Like You... (2001)
Wolverine's behaviour is abominabull.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Beauty (2005)
Love triangle becomes 'wrecked-angle'.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Doors, The (1991)
The Doors, unhinged.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Doors, The (1991)
Morrison becomes unhinged.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet Elliot.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Elephants In A Tent (1902)
Elephants in a flap.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
The Cutting Edge: The Magic Of Movie Editing (2004)
Pulped Diction.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Jamie finds way Bach.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Rickman: Bach and forth.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Stephenson: my boyfriends, Bach.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)
Disney's Pup Fiction.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Elf (2003)
Elf employed.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Stiff and nonsense.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Hiroshima Nagasaki August, 1945 (1970)
City, City, Bang Bang..
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Backstreet Dreams (1990)
Brooke Shields, autistic boy.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
AngLee young men, connect.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)
The 'him lick' manoeuvre.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
KC, 'no sunshine' band.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Reel Mix (1996)
Christ on a bike!
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
It Had To Be You (1947)
Four weddings, no funeral.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Bakshi draws on Tolkien.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Crumbs! Sliced and diced?
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Mad, Ernest, Helen Sharp.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
It Had To Be You (2000)
Pre-wedding jilters.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Bakshi's Tolkien , drawing criticism.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Godzilla becomes deerly departed.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Underworld (2003)
Grevioux's bodily harm.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Godzilla becomes cannon fodder.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Bambi (1942)
Deerly Beloved.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Bambi (1942)
R.I P Mummy Deer rest(s).
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
The Great Raid (2005)
Goodbye, Yellow pricks, road.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Female Masturbation (1978)
The ultimate chick-flick?
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Matchmaker, The (1997)
Cupid stunt gets result.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Animated bears Jam,Bor-eeeng.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Pirates Of Penzance, The (1983)
Kline's Smooth Operetta.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Corpse Bride (2005)
I Do? Of Corpse!
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Female self discovery flick.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Sisters' doing it themselves.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Journey 'Froy't with danger.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
Sly, move by Smithee.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Multiple Orgasm (1976)
Director's input evident.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Froy Story.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Firm, The (1993)
FBI has Firm convictions.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
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