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70	Al Swearengen (1230)
71	Pope George Ringo (1179)
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the Pope on stage

Reviews by 'Pope George Ringo'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1179 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)

Wyatt Earps rob casino

Aug 31, 2022
Unscored

Vote

Albino Farm (2009)

Jesus 'Freaks'.

Aug 28, 2011
Unscored

Vote

Aloha, Scooby-Doo (2005)

Scooby, shag, go surfing.

Aug 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Animal House (1978)

Amadeus pledges, nails teen.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote

Animal, The (2001)

Schneider prefers doggy style.

Aug 11, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote

Backdoor To Chyna (2011)

No holes barred match?

Mar 22, 2021
Unscored

Vote

Barton Fink (1991)

The write's tough.

Apr 20, 2023
Scored 2/5

Vote

Breaking Away (1979)

Dad's house? No Ini!

Dec 4, 2011
Unscored

Vote

Cobb (1994)

A-Hole's in the Outfield.

Jan 29, 2011
Unscored

Vote

Copycat (1995)

Dirty Holly

May 17, 2022
Unscored

Vote

Dream Deceivers: The Story Behind James Vance Vs. Judas Priest (1992)

Priest's not Death Metal.

Mar 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

Dillon hides Graham's corpse.

Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote

Eat My Dust! (1976)

Opie inspires Duke Boys.

Sep 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Frazetta: Painting With Fire (2003)

Painter covers Molly Hatchet.

Oct 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Funny Bones (1995)

Evans funny, Platt not.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Girl 6 (1996)

Madonna has phone sex.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Jakob The Liar (1999)

Adrian Cronauer wears yalmuka.

Dec 7, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)

Zucker, Zucker, before 'Airplane'.

Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)

Dwarf divorces, keeps kid.

Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Lady And The Tramp (1955)

Lady, Rover, eat left-overs.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Last Exit To Brooklyn (1989)

Leigh gets raped repeatedly.

Jul 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Lone Star (1996)

Kris Kristofferson's Komeback. Klassic.

Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)

Nature finds another way.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Magic Christian, The (1969)

Shillings encourage swill swimming.

Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)

Going off half-cocked.

Mar 3, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Martian, The (2015)

Lonely man grows potatoes

Jun 8, 2016
Scored 0/5

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Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)

'Big Move' goes nowhere.

Aug 30, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Message In A Bottle (1999)

Lonely litterbug gets laid.

Sep 7, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote

Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)

Mr. Bean's Big Adventure.

Oct 2, 2007
Unscored

Vote

Naked Football League (1997)

Western Bulldog-gy style?

May 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Naked Football League (1997)

North Melbourne Kanger-screws?

May 23, 2005
Unscored

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Naked Football League (1997)

Colling-woody Football Club?

May 23, 2005
Unscored

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Outsiders, The (1983)

Coppola directs Brat Pack.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Piranha 3D (2010)

Again not boating accident!

Sep 26, 2010
Unscored

Vote

Porky's (1982)

Fat pig runs whorehouse.

Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote

Ports Of Pleasure (1997)

Ports of Callgirls.

Sep 16, 2009
Unscored

Vote

Pumping Iron (1977)

Arnie pumps his muscle.

Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994)

Clinton's brother plays Mayor.

Jul 8, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)

Flying phallus eats people.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Rainbow Warrior, The (1992)

French bastards sink pacifists.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

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Rated X (2000)

Sheen's remove their toupees.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Re-Animator (1985)

Severed head licks lady.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Red Rock West (1993)

Cage unknowingly hires hitman.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Reds (1981)

Beatty behind Iron Curtain.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Rollercoaster (1977)

Rollercoaster- ride's a blast.

Jul 2, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Rudy (1993)

Hairy foot plays football.

Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Running Scared (1986)

Hines, Crystal shoot pistols.

Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Santa Baby (2006)

Jingle Belles.

Dec 17, 2008
Unscored

Vote

Scream Queens' Naked Christmas (1996)

Dick the Halls.

Jan 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Scream Queens' Naked Christmas (1996)

Santa slings his sac.

Jan 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Walken gets head (back).

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Smokey And The Bandit II (1980)

Smokey packs pachyderm pair.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote

Southern Comfort (1981)

Deliverance sans Beatty's buggering.

Jul 4, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote

The Ultimate Playlist Of Noise (2021)

Noise is deafening

Apr 20, 2023
Unscored

Vote

Unprecedented: The 2000 Presidential Election (2002)

American Coup d'etat 2000.

Aug 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote

Woodstock (1970)

Music fans get muddy.

Jul 8, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote

Working Girl (1988)

Stocks and Blondes

Apr 29, 2022
Scored 2/5

Vote

Working Girl (1988)

Blonds have more funds

Dec 9, 2023
Scored 2/5

Vote

Zoom (2006)

Courteney Cox blows.

Aug 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote

Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)

Dice does stand-up act.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Airheads (1994)

Metalheads emulate Rupert Pupkin.

Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)

Spy Kids U.K.

Aug 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Alice In Wonderland (2010)

Underland dreads red head.

Mar 7, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Aliens (1986)

Marines apparently taste yummy.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Alive: 20 Years Later (1993)

Frozen dinner re-heated.

Aug 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

American History: Our Declaration Of Independence (1941)

Americans announce English expulsion.

May 24, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

American Mullet (2001)

The Camero crash helmet.

Jan 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

And The Band Played On (1993)

AIDS kills, conservatives ignore.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird (1991)

Weird no, wired yes.

May 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Angels In The Outfield (1994)

Angels have team spirits

Mar 23, 2024
Unscored

Vote (1)

Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)

Cattle herd leaves tracks.

Dec 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

As Good As It Gets (1997)

Kinnear gets ass kicked.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

As Good As It Gets (1997)

Beaten Kinnearly to death.

Sep 25, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)

Pug plugged.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)

Centerfold unfolds 60 times.

Mar 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Avengers snap back

May 1, 2019
Unscored

Vote (1)

Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Delorean done, Doc steamed.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Bad Lieutenant (1992)

Prick cop, cop's prick.

Jul 10, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Batman And Robin (1997)

Clooney's Batman portrayal 'freezes'.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Batman Forever (1995)

Campy Jones carries Carrey.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Batman Returns (1992)

Pfieffer licks self clean.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Bean (1997)

Rowan's never Bean funnier.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

Slobbering dog nails bitch.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Big Daddy (1999)

Buscemi's bum bums breakfast.

Aug 4, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Big Trouble (2002)

Sizemore goes Slim Pickens.

Jul 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Billy Jack (1971)

Angry Indian kicks cops.

Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Bird (1988)

Eastwood directs, Whitaker blows.

Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)

KKK goes Col. Kilgore.

Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Blaze (1989)

Governor Long schlongs Lolita.

Jan 12, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Mongo's candygram goes boom.

Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Blues Brothers, The (1980)

'Fucking Penguin' beats brothers.

Jul 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Braveheart (1995)

Gibson directs Gibson badly.

Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Bret Hart Story: The Best There Is, Was, And Ever Will Be, The (2005)

Bret screwed Bret.

Mar 3, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Calendar Girls (2003)

Grannys go 'Full Monty'.

Jan 21, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Camelot (1967)

Songs sung about swords.

Jul 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Cape Fear (1991)

Deniro thumbs Juliette Lewis.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Casino (1995)

Former 'Clown' bones Stone.

Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Caveman (1981)

Jurassic Drummer nails Bach.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Change Of Seasons, A (1980)

Hopkins knows Bo. (Biblically)

Nov 26, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (1)

Christmas Story, A (1983)

Schwartz breaches daring etiquette.

Dec 15, 2011
Unscored

Vote (1)

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