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Reviews by 'Pope George Ringo'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1179
reviews published to date.
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All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Bullets with butterfly wings.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Animal House (1978)
Amadeus pledges, nails teen.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
Gandhi (1982)
Toga party-goer frees India.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Geri's Game (1997)
Geri-atric 'Fight Club'.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Dwarf tossing not allowed.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Elijah walking, walking Wood.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf bleaches Grey robe.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Men At Work (1990)
Partners in grime.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Men At Work (1990)
The Brothers Grime.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(13)
Men At Work (1990)
Politician's bin and gone.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Ran (1985)
King Lear jets East.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Murray plays Oliver Sacks.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Inflatible doll takes flight.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Graves likes gladiator movies.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Aliens (1986)
Marines apparently taste yummy.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
All The President's Men (1976)
Washington Post Dick's Nixon.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Rourke experiences deja voodoo.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Willard steals Kilgore's surfboard.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Back To School (1986)
Rodney nails triple lindey.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Batman (1989)
Millionaire sleeps upside down.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Chewbacca gets laid.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Ryder sees dead people.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Best In Show (2000)
A Comedy of Terriers.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Divers do it deeper.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowling for rugs, dude.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Band hires killer bassist.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Mongo's candygram goes boom.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
'Musical fruit', musical fruits.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Blood Simple (1984)
Lots've blood, hardly simple.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
'Fucking Penguin' beats brothers.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Penguin's up shit creek.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Insects order poo-poo platter.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Conversation, The (1974)
Coppola Hitchcockian between Godfathers.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Dig hole, fill, repeat.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Communication failure egged on.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Crossroads (1986)
Macchio sings the blues.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dead Man (1995)
Depp, Poet didn't noit.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Sister Helen loves Hellbound.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Soldiers imitate Jackson Pollack.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Likely loonie gets laid.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
'Furgitaboutit' has multiple meanings.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
Dillon hides Graham's corpse.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Retards return lost luggage.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien provides own night-light.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Walking scrotum lights up.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Ed Wood (1994)
Murray's Wood stays attached.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Non-animal bags head.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Powertools come in handy.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Excalibur (1981)
Phallic symbols kill repeatedly.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fargo (1996)
Macy dumb, hitmen dumber.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Martian teaches American History.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Female Trouble (1974)
Divine knocks self up.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris wheels around Chicago.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Giant (1956)
Doctor Hopper elopes.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gimme Shelter (1970)
Angels hunt Meredith Hunter.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Only closers get coffee.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo kisses, fishes, dies.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Crashing Coke causes chaos.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019)
God(zilla)'s on our side
Jun 5, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019)
Fenway's Big Green Monster
Jun 19, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
GoodFellas (1990)
Previous occupation reference offends.
Sep 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hands On A Hardbody (1997)
Cowboys stuck on truck.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Harold, extreme Oedipal complex.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Eighty Is Enough.
Jun 13, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
Andy's Dick obviously circumsized.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Hidden, The (1987)
Aliens prefer fast cars.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Hidden, The (1987)
Face Invaders.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Highlander (1986)
Lose head, you're dead.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Durning proves gravity's existence.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hustler, The (1961)
Gleason makes own shots.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Rock orders one rib.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(62)
Jaws (1975)
Cap'n Crunch-ed.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Killer, The (1989)
Villans die, doves fly.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
King Of Comedy, The (1982)
Pupkin steals the show.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King Of New York (1990)
Fishburne wants his chicken.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Lady, Rover, eat left-overs.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus! Jesus gets laid!
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Here cums the Son.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Is as it wasn't.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Peter O'Tooles around Arabia.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Leon (1994)
Where's Leon's milk moustache?
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Pythons ensure own damnation.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian sins and repaints.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Wise men's immaculate misconception.
Feb 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Oxen converters inhibit girth.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lion King, The (1994)
Simba comes roaring back
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lone Star (1996)
Kris Kristofferson's Komeback. Klassic.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragon's crowning achievement.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lost In America (1985)
Nest egg gets cracked.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Magic Christian, The (1969)
Shillings encourage swill swimming.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Malcolm X (1992)
Malcolm Little shortens name.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Barber chair, electric chair.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Play solitare, shoot President.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Better without Banderas.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
'Indian Love Call' kills.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Sacred sperm steals show.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Hoffman is walkin' here.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Coen's tell TOMmy-Gun tale.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Miracle Worker, The (1962)
Teacher gives student finger.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
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