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984
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Chinese family in bedroom?
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Male plane, with balls.
Feb 7, 2013
Scored 5/5
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101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Iceland's weirdest family.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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101 Ways (The Things A Girl Will Do To Keep Her Volvo) (2000)
Phone sex saves Volvo.
Feb 26, 2011
Unscored
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20 Feet From Stardom (2013)
Second voice to front.
May 17, 2014
Unscored
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Intelligent computer reads lips!
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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27 Dresses (2008)
'Wedding planner' loses 'Filofax'.
May 2, 2008
Scored 2/5
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27 Dresses (2008)
Katherine Heigl gets un-dressed.
May 2, 2008
Scored 2/5
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27 Dresses (2008)
Eternal bridesmaid marries reporter.
Apr 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
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3 Idiots (2009)
Silly Students Search Scientist.
Oct 22, 2013
Scored 4/5
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Furry virgin follows friends.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
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A-Team, The (2010)
A-nother youth legend ruined.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
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A-Team, The (2010)
Switch to plan B.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Pet detective overacts again.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Agony And The Ecstasy Of Phil Spector, The (2009)
Wall. Sound. Murder. Punishment.
Jan 16, 2011
Unscored
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Alles Is Liefde (2007)
Sinterklaas rescues drowning girl.
Feb 9, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Alles Is Liefde (2007)
Love is like Sinterklaas.
Feb 9, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Allez, Eddy! (2012)
Shitty cyclist.
Mar 20, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Allez, Eddy! (2012)
Talented cyclist, Supermaket feud.
Mar 18, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Almost Married (2014)
No sex before marriage.
May 31, 2014
Unscored
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Former Bundy reads news.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Newsreaders' gang fight.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Rocket saved: Film crashed.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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As Good As It Gets (1997)
Horrible homophobe hits Hunt.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Asterix And Obelix Take On Caesar (1999)
Obelix turns to bubbles.
Apr 17, 2013
Unscored
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Sixties super-spy explores nineties.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Avatar (2009)
I see blue people.
Oct 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Avengers, The (1998)
Emma Peel's name disgraced.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Bachelor Party (1984)
Smashing party smashes hotel.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Fox meets his children.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Fox disrespects Eastwood's name!
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back-Up Plan, The (2010)
Mating with J-Lo.
May 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Back-Up Plan, The (2010)
Alex cuts the cheese.
May 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Backside To The Future (1986)
Michael B.J. Fox.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
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Bad Moms (2016)
PTA status clearly overrated.
Jan 8, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Bad Moms (2016)
Daddy prefers bushy farmer.
Jan 8, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Obese kid worships Santa.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Baker, The (2007)
New Baker big hit.
Apr 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Balls Of Fury (2007)
Ping-pong has-been infiltrates mafia.
May 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Balls Of Fury (2007)
Ping Pong, Gay Geishas.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Bambi (1942)
Baby deer jerks tears.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Bandslam (2009)
Dewey afraid of bullies.
Jan 27, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Bandslam (2009)
Loser writes David Bowie.
Jan 27, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Barbarella (1968)
Fonda, crew on drugs.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Barry Munday (2010)
Barry has no balls.
Jun 4, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Suspect manipulates horny detective.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta should've stayed alive.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Bernie (2011)
Maclaine bitches at Bernie.
Oct 28, 2014
Scored 3/5
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Bernie (2011)
Bernie's relationship turns frosty.
Oct 28, 2014
Scored 3/5
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Bernie (2011)
Bernie hides body. Again?
Oct 28, 2014
Scored 3/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Terrier left all behind.
Aug 8, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Terrier songs finally recorded.
Aug 8, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Everyone had some Cookie.
Aug 6, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Big Fish (2003)
Dad's stories are fishy.
Jun 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
From rug to riches.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Bill Clinton Testimony Tapes (1998)
Most famous stained dress.
Mar 5, 2010
Unscored
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Two airheads trash greenhouse.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) (2014)
Birdman sees them flying.
Mar 15, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) (2014)
Birdman flying like bat.
Mar 15, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) (2014)
Keaton gets new beak.
Mar 15, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Black birds bully bay.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Soldier lost, so what?
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Rutger replica retires rudely.
Jul 7, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Brothers reunite their band.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Jake wanted by Leia.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Nun dislikes swearing brothers.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Policecar has crappy lighter.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Boat That Rocked, The (2009)
Rock-Arrrrr-Roll.
Oct 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Boat That Rocked, The (2009)
Losing virginity on-air.
Oct 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Boat That Rocked, The (2009)
Count on rescue.
Oct 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Bolt (2008)
Go go, gadget dog!
Mar 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Bounty Hunter, The (2010)
Butler, Aniston reliving honeymoon.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Bounty Hunter, The (2010)
Bond, Bail Bond.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Bounty Hunter, The (2010)
Holy bond.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Spy forgot his name?
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bowfinger (1999)
Martin, Murphy lose respect.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Boyhood (2014)
Filming boy growing up.
Nov 23, 2014
Scored 2/5
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Boyhood (2014)
Uneventful upbringing in film.
Nov 23, 2014
Scored 2/5
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Brady Bunch Movie, The (1995)
As campy as original.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Kilted killer gets killed.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Break-Up, The (2006)
Pictionary night gone bad.
Sep 8, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Molly's chest applies make-up.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Sheedy's stereotype shady student.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Breasts (1996)
Boobumentary.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
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Brewster's Millions (1985)
Bum inherits $300 million.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Brewster's Millions (1985)
Hillbilly pitcher hires Yankees.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Brewster's Millions (1985)
Richard Pryor is hiring.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Brewster's Millions (1985)
Loser loses loads, legit.
Nov 2, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Brewster's Millions (1985)
Minor league, Mayor election.
Nov 4, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Bride Wars (2009)
Battle of the Brides.
Aug 11, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Bride Wars (2009)
Bergen blunders, brides bash.
Aug 11, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Circus bugs scare grasshoppers.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Burn After Reading (2008)
Pitt out of closet.
Feb 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Burn After Reading (2008)
Clooney's hand-made love machine.
Mar 28, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Cable Guy, The (1996)
Carrey is annoying stalker.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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California Man (1992)
Fraser is Neanderthaler. Again!
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Cars (2006)
Car with a conscience.
Jan 4, 2011
Unscored
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Casablanca (1942)
Corrupt Cop, Casablanca Con.
May 14, 2015
Unscored
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Casablanca (1942)
Bogart, Bergman have fling.
May 14, 2015
Unscored
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Cell, The (2000)
Fantastic shots. Crappy story.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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