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Reviews by 'Ken'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1661
reviews published to date.
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
$166.67 per point.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
Training for civil rights.
Apr 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
1000 Cumshots (2003)
1000 lovin' spoonfuls.
Mar 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Daniels: Master of Puppies.
Feb 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
12 Angry Men (1957)
The kid is innocent.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
127 Hours (2010)
Ralston disarmed..
Apr 26, 2012
Unscored
Vote
1925 Studio Tour (1925)
Silently behind the scenes.
Sep 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
1941 (1979)
Ferris wheel gets wet.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
1941 (1979)
'Bambi' makes General cry.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer has bad temper.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
2012 (2009)
Waterworld: The Beginning.
Nov 13, 2011
Unscored
Vote
21 (2008)
Students seek monkeys, money.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
21 (2008)
Varsity card counting team.
Jan 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Celebate consummates - celebrate!
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Trading dolls for GILF.
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
6th Day, The (2000)
'Total'ly lame 'Recall' clone.
May 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Above The Law (1988)
Seagal pisses off mob.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Marina. Marino.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Adrenaline Rush: The Science Of Risk (2002)
Rated X-treme!
Jul 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Babysitter bested by brats.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Baron exaggerates a little.
May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Rasta aliens threaten Earth.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Against All Odds (1984)
Football player's a 'playa'.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Air Jesus (2002)
Trinity point shot.
Dec 15, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
No Zuckers, few laughs.
May 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Airplane! (1980)
Pedophile pilot passes gas.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Alamo, The (2004)
Outnumbered Texans fight, die.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alice In Bondageland (1997)
White rabbit, black leather.
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Alien Nation (1988)
Alien drug pusher problem.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien Nation (1988)
Cop Caan't stand aliens.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer 'n' the titties.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
All Of Me (1984)
Martin: amazing physical comedy.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alvin And The Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999)
Rodents and the reanimated.
Nov 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Amadeus (1984)
Inaccurate, but brilliant film.
May 29, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
Fifties' space movies mocked.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Splendor (2003)
Harvey + Joyce= perfectly imperfect.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Star is totally amped.
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Amputating A Leg (1902)
One leg up.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Anastasia (1997)
Grandma finds missing princess.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Anatomy Of A Frog, The (2007)
To dissect, or not?
Aug 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Anatomy Of A Frog, The (2007)
Dissection leads to reflection.
Aug 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
And God Created Woman (1988)
Rebecca de Moan-ay.
Feb 26, 2008
Unscored
Vote
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Flying circus minus commercials.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
And The Band Played On (1993)
Doctors fight AIDS, bureaucrats.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Andersonville (1996)
Southern Stalag.
Jun 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Animalympics (1980)
Animal marathoners find love.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Annabelle Butterfly Dance (1894)
Moore spreads her...wings.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Willard's journey through hell.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Original + French and fucking.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Arachnophobia (1990)
Daniels takes on spiders.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Arrival Of The Mail Train, The (1896)
Engineer delivers mail.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Arthur (1981)
Alcoholism CAN be funny!
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Artist, The (2011)
World's most loyal chauffeur.
Mar 6, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
At Work In A Peat Bog (1903)
Peat-ering out.
Nov 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Agent doesn't age, mature.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Marine gets legs back.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Snorting coke, sucking blood.
Jun 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Babies Rolling Eggs (1902)
Youth and yolks.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Baby Boom (1987)
Vermont inspires yuppie entrepeneur.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bachelor Party (1984)
Mr. Dick gets tugged.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Physics, speed limit broken.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Backdraft (1991)
Fireman gives Leigh hose.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Backside To The Future (1986)
Sex at 88 m.p.h.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bad Influence (1990)
Lowe: creepy stalker, 'friend'.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bad News Bears In Breaking Training, The (1977)
Bears take over Astrodome.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bananas (1971)
Republic with Kosher bananas.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Barfly (1987)
Excessive alcohol equals art.
May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Old beaver makes appearance.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bat Thumb (2001)
Arch-enemy: The Hangnail.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Battle Of Bunker Hill, The (1911)
Redcoats become Deadcoats.
Mar 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Battle Royale (2000)
Lighthouse becomes deathhouse.
Dec 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Beasts Of The Southern Wild (2012)
Katrina floods the bathtub.
Feb 24, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Store has cheap dogs.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Mutt brings townsfolk together.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bed Of Roses (1996)
Romance blooms for florist.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Travels in magic bed.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Bee Movie (2007)
Jerry 'bee' Barry.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Beer League (2006)
'Slap Shot' for softball.
Nov 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beetlejuice (1988)
Hyperactive Keaton overacts, entertains.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Heads roll. Egg roll.
Aug 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Beheading Chinese (1903)
Chinese don't get ahead.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Best In Show (2000)
Dog lovers love excessively.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Big And Hairy (1998)
Hairy hoops.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Big And Hairy (1998)
Hairy. Balls.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Big Bird In China (1983)
Long wall; bird's tall.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Big Bird In Japan (1991)
Learning ABCs in Japanese.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Big Daddy (1999)
Sandler tries sentimentality, fails.
May 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Dimwitted dudes defeat Death.
May 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Time-traveling twits trumph.
May 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Sax blown. President also.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Billy Madison (1995)
Idiot Sandler plays idiot.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Biloxi Blues (1988)
Sergeant, hooker, train recruits.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blair Thumb, The (2002)
Cuti-kills.
Jun 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blame It On Rio (1984)
Hottie lusts Caine? Whatever.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blind Side, The (2009)
Christmas card gains color.
Mar 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blind Side, The (2009)
Bust a move, truck.
Mar 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blown Away (1994)
Movie is a bomb.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Blue Chips (1994)
Nolte buys some players.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blue Thunder (1983)
Helicopter is best actor.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Musicians help badass nun.
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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