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Reviews by 'Ken'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1661
reviews published to date.
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Airplane! (1980)
Pedophile pilot passes gas.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Inaccurate, but brilliant film.
May 29, 2002
Scored 6/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Neighbor thinks Spacey's gay.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Nutjob loves flying trash.
Dec 17, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Biggest beauty: Birch's breasts.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Creepy film, cheapy filmmakers.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
French Resistance: bar singing.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Interviews don't solve mystery.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Dreyfuss wishes upon star.
May 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
A tearjerker for guys.
May 29, 2002
Scored 6/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Schizophrenic starts anti-social club.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Only drawback- naked Cleese.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Homeless Manhattanite Arthurian knight.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Glory (1989)
Soldiers slaughtered in sand.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Mafioso does drugs, squeals.
May 29, 2002
Scored 6/5
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It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bailey richest, Potter wealthiest.
May 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Best political thriller ever.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Mommy's a Commie.
May 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Milk (2008)
Crying over killed Milk.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Milk (2008)
Milk shakes up Frisco.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Hysterical, despite abrupt ending.
Nov 10, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Coconuts migrate via swallow.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
North By Northwest (1959)
Cary Grant disrupts auction.
Mar 26, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
North By Northwest (1959)
Grant just plane harrassed.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Freak writes, directs brilliantly.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 6/5
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Se7en (1995)
Incredibly unsettling. Awesome ending.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Banker gets screwed, revenge.
May 29, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel, escape from cell.
Oct 17, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Stalag 17 (1953)
Sefton's selfish, Schultz suspicious.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Stalag 17 (1953)
Sefton: Price is wrong!
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Farmer buys used robots.
May 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Darth Vader- abusive father.
May 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Guitarist pines for haberdashery.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
What did Benicio say?
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(16)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Rotten kids' teeth rot.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Survivor: The Candy Factory.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
The kid is innocent.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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12 Years A Slave (2013)
Black on back violence.
Feb 25, 2014
Scored 5/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer has bad temper.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Celebate consummates - celebrate!
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Trading dolls for GILF.
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Rasta aliens threaten Earth.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Pie (1999)
Hilarious teen pastry abuse.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amour (2012)
Morte d'Anne.
Feb 26, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Animal House (1978)
Horse has heart attack.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Willard's journey through hell.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Argo (2012)
Iran, so far away.
Feb 24, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Big lizard makes roadkill.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beasts Of The Southern Wild (2012)
Katrina floods the bathtub.
Feb 24, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Ricci thieved. Ricci - thief.
Mar 17, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Thief's victim Romes around.
Mar 17, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Bike and job lost.
Mar 17, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
'N-word' thrown about comedically.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Disturbing massacre surveillance video.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Not anti-gun; anti-fear culture.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Quarterback's dreams shot down.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brazil (1985)
Terry Gilliam's dark masterpiece.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Breaking Away (1979)
Failures win bicycle race.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Niven's Colonel forgets priorities.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Pseudo-doody frightens wealthy swimmers.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Strawberries drive Bogart bananas.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Casino (1995)
Goodfellas' Vegas road trip.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casino (1995)
Pen mightier than neck.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Casino (1995)
Blackjack cheater gets hammered.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka has Oedible complex.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp impersonates Michael Jackson.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie's mom breaks leg.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Moving movie house melodrama.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Hockey, necrophilia interrupt workday.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beware- giant marble penis.
Nov 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Bane causes Wayne pain.
Jul 25, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Nun befriends killer. Powerful.
May 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Working steel, eating lead.
Mar 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Descendants, The (2011)
Comatose wife's an OaHO.
Feb 20, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Twelve convicts redeem selves.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
District 9 (2009)
Aprawntheid.
Sep 10, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(5)
District 9 (2009)
ETs: WTF, MNU?
Sep 10, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Django Unchained (2012)
Djangoes looking for wife.
Feb 23, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Hilarious, realistic Doomsday classic.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
World ends amidst comedy.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Excalibur (1981)
Royal siblings breed evil.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Dubya's vacations rudely interrupted.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season Of The 2004 Boston Red Sox (2004)
Curse killed, destiny fulfilled.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Hand hates horny highschoolers.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Penn trashes Forrest's car.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Dumped guy gets lei'd.
May 18, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Frog Baseball (1992)
Beavis', Butthead's, bashing debut.
Aug 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Frost/Nixon (2008)
Brennan practically fellates Nixon.
Jun 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Frost/Nixon (2008)
Nixon colder than Frost.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Peace-loving Marine is dichotomy.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Funny, naked British guys.
Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Bloody Irish-American revenge fantasy.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Five Points, infinite killings.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Top hats, bloody spats.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Family enjoys Catholicism, murder.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando gives filmmaker head.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Past, present crime family.
May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gran Torino (2008)
Fording generation, culture gap.
Mar 23, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Gran Torino (2008)
Cranky Clint's Hmong friends.
Jun 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Machine skis on cheese.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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