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Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
John Boorman
Thomas Malory
Rospo Pallenberg
John Boorman
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Nigel Terry
Helen Mirren
Nicholas Clay
Cherie Lunghi
Paul Geoffrey
Nicol Williamson
Robert Addie
Gabriel Byrne
Keith Buckley
Katrine Boorman
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Excalibur

(1981)
119 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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Soggy sword: Arthur's lord!
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Swords, wizards, incest. Classic.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Sexcalibur.
Ali 
  Vote (10)   
New Age sword epic.
antibody 
  Vote (3)   
Lake coughs up sword.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Arthur's Lung[hi]ful of heir.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Nigel pulls sword, Guenevere.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Clay, Lunghi at Knight.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Boorman at knight time.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Knights naughty at night.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur's dad murdered, avenged.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
'Carmina Burana' accompanies knights.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Merlin becomes death wish.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (8)   
Heavily metalled medieval ruler.
beluga 
  Vote    
Arthur discovers pa's sword.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Rock doesn't blunt blade.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Guinevere came a lot.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (6)   
Watery bint dispenses scimitar.
buddy 
  Vote (3)   
'Pulling out' produces King.
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
Mor-dred-ing bastard son.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Knights Terry-ing a-round.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Lancelot pops his Cherie.
Chopper 
  Vote (6)   
Sword, stone, sex, swashbuckling.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Mirren bewitches plugged Nicol.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Merlin provides comic touch.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Watery tart dispenses sword.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Arthur meets Wagner.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Excali-boring.
cranberry2000 
  Vote    
Making amour in armor.
damalc 
  Vote (13)   
Excalibore.
demonic 
  Vote (34)   
Strange woman distributes sword.
derek in orlando 
  Vote (1)   
Aquatic tart appoints ruler.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Swordbuckling Arthur spellbinds audience.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Sex while wearing armor?
Downtown 
  Vote (8)   
King Arthur tries cocaine.
Dr. Strangula 
  Vote    
Dragon's Breath: The Force.
duh 
  Vote (10)   
Before Jackson, was Boorman.
Frank 
  Vote (1)   
Love, war, gleaming armor.
Geenius at Wrok 
  Vote    
Boorman: delivers lance.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (5)   
Excalibur excites exceptional exile.
jd 
  Vote    
Boorman's big myth take.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Arthurian cannot be surpassed.
joliversmith 
  Vote (1)   
Armoured sex produces heir.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Illegitimate heir pulls sword.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur gets stoned sword.
JWMP 
  Vote    
Arthurian sword history lesson..
kather*ne 
  Vote    
Royal siblings breed evil.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur breaks sword.
knoops 
  Vote    
Arthur's sword Merlin's discord.
knucklehead 
  Vote    
Lancelot without pantsalot.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (25)   
Boorman's edgy Arthurian epic.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Merlin suffers Dragon's breath.
Markandlain 
  Vote (3)   
Sword picks English King.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Pretty, big-knife story.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Armored Byrne begets Arthur.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Morgana creates Helen Earth.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Sword mightier than Pendragon.
MM64 
  Vote (9)   
Lake be Lady toKnight.
MM64 
  Vote (6)   
Bastard swordjacks innocent rock.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (9)   
Merlin redefines 'chrome dome'.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (5)   
Overacting spell on cast.
NIMN 
  Vote    
Knightsabre.
noncentz 
  Vote (8)   
Epee in the pool.
noncentz 
  Vote (10)   
Lancelot's sword outshines Arthur's.
Oatmeal Stout 
  Vote (3)   
Boorman's mythical Holy Grail.
palefox 
  Vote    
Dragon's breath facilitates adultery.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Morgana's malign multiple incest.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Mordred was a bastard!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Byrne defiles Boorman's daughter.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Arthur's theme: 'Carmina Burana'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur gets Jungian interpretation.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Fog obscures minuscule army.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Lunghi's nude nature hike.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Uther impregnates Cornwall's wife.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Arthur frail, needs grail.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Arthurian legends; Wagnerian soundtrack.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Uther Pendragon cuckolds Cornwall.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Landscape enchants Arthur, audience.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Mirren wears breast plate.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Boorman's hallucinatory Renaissance fair.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Helen Mirren's brass brassiere.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Arthur was a bastard!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Mordred brings about G�tterd�mmerung.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Gold-armored gargoyle misbegotten.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Adultery brings down Camelot.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Phallic symbols kill repeatedly.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur's: thicker and longer.
randall 
  Vote (5)   
Silver-capped Merlin 'iced'.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Arthur's Twisted Sister seduction.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Big knife didn't rust.
risingstar1919 
  Vote    
Mordred wounds uncle, father.
rockfsh 
  Vote (3)   
Morgana charms Merlin succumbs.
rockfsh 
  Vote (3)   
Bloody, muddy Arthurian epic.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Mirren's malevolent Morgana machinates.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
'Holy Grail' without laughs.
rri1 
  Vote (4)   
Middle Ages looks 80s.
SamNZed 
  Vote (1)   
Sword of the Kings.
Sean 
  Vote (26)   
Camelot with Captain Picard.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Lonely Knight Lance's lots.
silly 
  Vote (10)   
Merlin makes a mess.
silly 
  Vote (3)   
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